# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> Learning penmanship from a nun was … not pleasant.

I failed one day’s penmanship (being taught by a nun), because we were typing saints’ names, and my name was the same as one but with an ‘a’ on the end. I’d start relaxing and put my brain on autopilot, and I’d start adding that ‘a.’ Had to scratch out the extraneous a’s and made a mess of the paper.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9507 "2021-02-02T19:57:01Z")

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I would have LOVED to have used a typewriter when I took penmanship lessons in second grade.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9508 "2021-02-02T21:42:44Z")

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Individual 1’s lawyers released their impeachment brief. With “United” States misspelled.  
[https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/us-elections-government/ny-trump-impeachment-defense-error-20210202-qdcxsh54dnalpfowskb7hf3tle-story.html](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/us-elections-government/ny-trump-impeachment-defense-error-20210202-qdcxsh54dnalpfowskb7hf3tle-story.html)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9509 "2021-02-02T22:21:33Z")

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Whoever gives His Orangeness his orangeness is getting lazy. There’s very noticeable demarcation line below his ear. The area behind the fold isn’t as dark as his face but not as light as his scalp.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9510 "2021-02-03T00:37:13Z")

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He’s probably having to do it himself now.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9511 "2021-02-03T01:46:07Z")

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Has he been seen since his big sendoff on Inauguration Day?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9512 "2021-02-03T01:48:05Z")

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Delete mutherfucker! Do you know what it means???

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9513 "2021-02-03T01:58:10Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Has he been seen since his big sendoff on Inauguration Day?

Kevin McCarthy met with the Professional Whiner last week.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9514 "2021-02-03T03:40:17Z")

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So he says.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9515 "2021-02-03T03:42:02Z")

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Probably a Trump body double. Real Donald was out golfing.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9516 "2021-02-03T07:06:14Z")

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[# Impeachment Case Argues Trump Was ‘Singularly Responsible’ for Capitol Riot](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/impeachment-case-argues-trump-was-singularly-responsible-for-capitol-riot/ar-BB1dkDTO?li=BBnb7Kz)

If Trump was singularly responsible, does that let the traitorous repubs off the hook?

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9517 "2021-02-03T08:12:41Z")

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Of course - personal responsibility and consequences are for the little people who make up mobs.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9518 "2021-02-03T11:34:19Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Probably a Trump body double. Real Donald was out golfing.

Someone probably retrieved the wax dummy of trumpster from the dumpster where Madame Tussaud’s Berlin branch put it. They threw it out even before the election, so it probably didn’t look this good anymore. But hey, he was sick for a few days, right?

[**Berlin’s Madame Tussauds throws out Trump statue**](https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2093995223749/berlins-madame-tussauds-throws-out-trump-statue)

[![](https://thegrio.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/image-scaled.jpeg) ](https://thegrio.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/image-scaled.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9519 "2021-02-03T11:59:17Z")

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The fucker isn’t in the WH anymore, but he still occupies acres of real estate in the heads of Republicans. Thus the clusterfuck continueth… I wonder if it will continue after trump dies? Like cults that revere their deceased leaders and live by their faintly-remembered values (whether the leader has been gone for dozens of years or thousands)?

> **[GOP Discord Over Liz Cheney, Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Still All About Trump](https://www.npr.org/2021/02/03/960575854/gop-discord-once-again-has-trump-at-its-center)**
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> Conference Chair Cheney faces calls to step down after backing impeachment, while Rep. Greene, who was backed by former President Donald Trump, could be punished over controversial comments.

> The House Republican Conference will meet in person on Wednesday and is expected to discuss the fates of Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney and Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, two Republicans with drastically different loyalties to former President Donald Trump.
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> It’s a stark reminder of Trump’s continual hold on his party, even after many congressional Republicans condemned his [behavior](https://www.npr.org/sections/insurrection-at-the-capitol/2021/01/07/954587997/white-house-condemns-violence-on-capitol-hill-without-addressing-trumps-role) ahead of and during the [insurrection](https://www.npr.org/sections/congress-electoral-college-tally-live-updates/2021/01/06/954028436/u-s-capitol-locked-down-amid-escalating-far-right-protests) at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.  
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> Meanwhile, [House Minority Leader Kevin] McCarthy is also under pressure to take action against Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has long [embraced conspiracy theories](https://www.npr.org/2021/01/30/962438098/as-democrats-call-for-marjorie-taylor-greenes-removal-republicans-stay-silent) and has a history of being racist and anti-Semitic.  
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> Sen. Mitt Romney, R-Utah., echoed that sentiment on Tuesday, telling Capitol Hill reporters that Republicans “should have nothing to do with Marjorie Taylor Greene.”
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> “It’s important for us to separate ourselves from the people that are in the **wacky weeds** , and if we don’t, then our opposition tries to brand us with their image and with their point of view,” he said.
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> McCarthy and Greene reportedly met on Tuesday evening, but no decision was announced.
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> How far McCarthy will go on disciplining Greene is unknown and once again, Trump is at the center of the political implications at play.  
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My bold.

Whoa, Mitt! “Wacky weeds” is pretty strong language. After all, MTG doesn’t hold immoral views, just _wacky_ ones, amirite? Be careful or someone will get the idea you don’t like her, and then you’ll _really_ be in deep doo-doo. See, I can use strong language, too.

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I wonder if it will continue after trump dies? Like cults that revere their deceased leaders and live by their faintly-remembered values (whether the leader has been gone for dozens of years or thousands)?

They still worship St. Ronnie, don’t they?

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9521 "2021-02-03T16:23:37Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Thus the clusterfuck continueth… I wonder if it will continue after trump dies? Like cults that revere their deceased leaders and live by their faintly-remembered values (whether the leader has been gone for dozens of years or thousands)?

Lenin’s been [96 years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCZsy6_SIQ8) now, and counting.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9522 "2021-02-03T16:28:03Z")

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Wow! Amazing.

Not the good kind of amazing…

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1’s lawyers released their impeachment brief. With “United” States misspelled.

How long before Trump goes full SovCit?

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Lenin’s been [96 years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCZsy6_SIQ8) now, and counting.

97, actually.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9525 "2021-02-03T16:55:46Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Lenin’s been [96 years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCZsy6_SIQ8) now, and counting.

Isn’t it long past time for Prince Charming to come along, open that crystal casket, and kiss Sleeping Lenin?

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