# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9526 "2021-02-03T17:06:47Z")

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He would die by formaldehyde poisoning.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9527 "2021-02-03T17:17:16Z")

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Why not Princess Charming? Long past time for a woman to be the hero in a fairy tale.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9528 "2021-02-03T17:26:18Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Whoa, Mitt! “Wacky weeds” is pretty strong language. After all, MTG doesn’t hold immoral views, just _wacky_ ones, amirite? Be careful or someone will get the idea you don’t like her, and then you’ll _really_ be in deep doo-doo. See, I can use strong language, too.

[![](https://i.ibb.co/W5LKHT0/PBS-20-September-2014-colorful-language.png) ](https://i.ibb.co/W5LKHT0/PBS-20-September-2014-colorful-language.png)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9529 "2021-02-03T18:16:00Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Lenin’s been [96 years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCZsy6_SIQ8) now, and counting.

I thought he died in 1980. Oh, you said “Lenin”, not “Lennon”. Sorry. My mistake.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9530 "2021-02-03T18:18:39Z")

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We still sang dirges in the dark they day they both died.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9531 "2021-02-03T19:15:36Z")

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The Scottish Parliament is going to investigate Individual 1’s business dealings as they relate to his Scottish golf courses, and Lil Eric is having a meltdown.

> **[Eric Trump throws tantrum over Scottish parliament vote on opening probe into...](https://occupydemocrats.com/2021/02/03/eric-trump-throws-tantrum-over-scottish-parliament-vote-on-opening-probe-into-trump-golf-resort/)**
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> The consequences are just beginning to roll in for the Trump family — and they're already losing it.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9532 "2021-02-03T19:38:16Z")

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Will someone please come over to aisle 4 to mop up this disgusting puddle of Eric?

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9533 "2021-02-03T19:44:25Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> The Scottish Parliament is going to investigate Individual 1’s business dealings as they relate to his Scottish golf courses, and Lil Eric is having a meltdown.

It’s nice to see the Trumps understand how Scots react to brow-beating by foreigners. Surely the Parliament will be sufficiently chastised to quietly drop the matter. /sarcasm

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9534 "2021-02-03T21:01:10Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> I thought he died in 1980. Oh, you said “Lenin”, not “Lennon”. Sorry. My mistake.

Everything is always about Lennon with this guy.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9535 "2021-02-03T21:06:28Z")

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Is Eric even aware that Scotland is a separate country and thus was never beholden to his father even when the Bloated Orangerager was PotUS?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9536 "2021-02-03T21:33:12Z")

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The Scottish Parliament has voted not to investigate Individual 1.

> **[Scotland's Parliament rejects call for government to seek probe into Trump's...](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-golf-scotland-eric-trump-vote-investigating-finance/)**
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> The Trump Organization could be forced to disclose how it financed its two Scottish golf courses.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9537 "2021-02-03T22:19:19Z")

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> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> I thought he died in 1980. Oh, you said “Lenin”, not “Lennon”. Sorry. My mistake.

The Lennon Sisters died?!?

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9538 "2021-02-03T22:20:05Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> The Scottish Parliament has voted not to investigate Individual 1.

They haven’t exactly said ‘no’, more like ‘lets just follow due process like always’

> Scottish ministers instead passed an amendment to Harvie’s motion stating the power to launch an investigation into Mr. Trump’s finances lay with the Civil Recovery Unit, an independent investigative body that reports to the Lord Advocate — Scotland’s equivalent of the attorney general. The amendment said, “to preserve the rule of law, there must not be political interference in the enforcement of the law.”

Also:

> Harvie argued that the power to seek to launch an investigation lay with government ministers, but the amendment approved Wednesday said that the work of the independent CRU was done “on behalf of” Scottish ministers, and that **it was CRU practice to neither confirm nor deny whether an investigation was ongoing.**

Bolding mine. Maybe I’m being too optimistic, but … watch this space

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9539 "2021-02-03T23:33:42Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Is Eric even aware

The answer remains the same no matter how you complete this question.

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**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9540 "2021-02-03T23:40:43Z")

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Somebody tell the ghost of Lawrence Welk he’s about to have company!

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9541 "2021-02-04T03:21:06Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> […] and Lil Eric is having a meltdown.

Best quote from him: “At a critical time when politicians should be focused on saving lives”

Oh, now Trumps care about politicans focusing on saving lives, eh? A lot too little, a lot too late.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9542 "2021-02-04T04:01:38Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> > […] and Lil Eric is having a meltdown.
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> Best quote from him: “At a critical time when politicians should be focused on saving lives”
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> Oh, now Trumps care about politicans focusing on saving lives, eh? A lot too little, a lot too late…

I particularly like this one:

“Patrick Harvie is nothing more than a national embarrassment with his pathetic antics that only serve himself and his political agenda,” Eric Trump said yesterday

A Trump criticizing anyone else for being a national embarrassment and for pathetic antics boggles the mind.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9543 "2021-02-04T05:02:48Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> A Trump criticizing anyone else for being a national embarrassment and for pathetic antics boggles the mind.

Isn’t it a rule that Republicans can only accuse others of misdeeds that they themselves have committed?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9544 "2021-02-04T06:37:26Z")

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More projection than a 50 screen movie theater.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9545 "2021-02-04T14:47:36Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Isn’t it a rule that Republicans can only accuse others of misdeeds that they themselves have committed?

Apparently:

> **[Sack cartoon: Cancel culture](https://www.startribune.com/sack-cartoon-cancel-culture/600018664/)**
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