# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/948 "2020-07-14T20:23:42Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Sounds like a good way to spread covid among the National Guard.

Not if they don’t test them!

Haha, checkmate!

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/949 "2020-07-14T20:30:35Z")

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They don’t care about reality, they are now engaging on Soviet style information management - no real surprise there, its just that if it does happen then USA will have lost its credibility on a scale that will be impossible to manage in international relations.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/950 "2020-07-14T20:32:00Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> > The White House wants the governors to send the National Guard to hospitals to verify that the coronavirus numbers are right. Because data management is a core skill of the National Guard.
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> Sounds like a good way to spread covid among the National Guard.
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> The administration just does not want to accept reality. They’ll keep questioning results and sending more people into the maelstrom to try to get a different reality. It’s not going to happen. This bullshit about “alternative facts” has to stop.

It’s gotten worse…the White House has now directed hospitals to send their coronavirus statistics to Health and Human Services (ie, Trump appointees) instead of the CDC. If they go through with this we won’t be able to trust a single covid stat ever again – or at least until January 20, 2021.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/951 "2020-07-14T20:32:38Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> The administration just does not want to accept reality. They’ll keep questioning results and sending more people into the maelstrom to try to get a different reality. It’s not going to happen. This bullshit about “alternative facts” has to stop.

C’mon, we all know the script by now:

1. February: It’s a hoax
2. March: It’ll be gone by Easter
3. April: We can’t let the cure be worse than the disease
4. June: We’re leading the world
5. July: The numbers are being inflated to make me look bad
6. August - November: It’s Obama and Biden’s fault

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/952 "2020-07-14T20:42:38Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Re trump’s recent visit to Walter Reed: was all his time during that excursion accounted for? Remember that trip he took there a few months back with no reason given? What if this time the visit with the soldiers was a cover for undergoing some medical procedure or tests?
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> Yeah, yeah, I know… But has anyone else come across this line of thinking?

Nope, but it’s a mighty cheerful thought. Or at least what passes for one today. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/953 "2020-07-14T21:08:02Z")

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Some federal money to go toward job training and career counseling, especially for older folks who need a certain kind of guidance. Older workers no longer have access to guidance counselors from high school or college that the younger workers do and didn’t grow up knowing how to use the Internet for a job search.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/954 "2020-07-14T21:09:38Z")

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Here’s another cheerful thing: [Trump administration backs down on threat to foreign students](https://apnews.com/38b6562b7aaa73ea66fb72b06472e05d)

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> Facing eight federal lawsuits and opposition from hundreds of universities, the Trump administration on Tuesday rescinded a rule that would have required international students to transfer or leave the country if their schools held classes entirely online because of the coronavirus pandemic.
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> The decision was announced at the start of a hearing in a federal lawsuit in Boston brought by Harvard University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs said federal immigration authorities agreed to pull the July 6 directive and “return to the status quo.”
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> A lawyer representing the Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said only that the judge’s characterization was correct.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/955 "2020-07-14T21:12:49Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> - “Find Something Else” is tone-deaf and smacks of “why don’t you just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps.”

Hey, it’s perfectly simple; all you’ve got to do is follow Mr. Trump’s example. Start an airline; if that doesn’t work, open a casino. If that doesn’t work, try selling mail-order steaks; if that doesn’t work, try flogging spring water. If _that_ doesn’t work start a “university” teaching losers all about your amazing business acumen, as evidenced by the above.

You’ve got some seed money from your dad, right? Right?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/956 "2020-07-14T21:55:58Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Hillary was pilloried over acknowledging that those jobs weren’t coming back.

Well yes, because if it was Hillary’s idea, then it was bad and evil, but if the same idea is spoken by Dear Leader Trump,then it is brilliant and virtuous.

This is quite seriously how Trumpers think.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/957 "2020-07-14T22:01:54Z")

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Trump is in the middle of a “press conference” at the moment. All he’s done so far is bash Joe Biden - so it’s a campaign event but with the press instead of his usual adoring fans.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/958 "2020-07-14T22:14:07Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> China and Iran have plans.

Wow. Looks like those sanctions and tariffs worked exactly as intended.

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/959 "2020-07-14T22:26:36Z")

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Trump is up for a career change pretty soon. Unfortunately, he’ll still be a burden to the Federal Government as I expect it will cost a fair bit to keep him safe in prison. Then again, he could always join one of those Aryan Brotherhood prison gangs. I bet they’ll take really good care of him after everything he’s done for them.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/960 "2020-07-14T22:37:28Z")

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I can’t imagine the secret service will ever allow him to enter gen pop. He’ll be in protective custody until the day he dies.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/961 "2020-07-14T22:41:08Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I would recommend that he stay the fuck on topic and stop trying to blow sunshine up people’s shorts …

hey, gotta get that healing light inside the body somehow

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/962 "2020-07-14T23:22:29Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Trump is in the middle of a “press conference” at the moment. All he’s done so far is bash Joe Biden - so it’s a campaign event but with the press instead of his usual adoring fans.

Biden needs to request equal time (not for him to comment - he has foot-in-mouth disease). The democrats should insist on rebuttal with any of the young progressives in the house or Stacey Abrams or Susan Rice. They would rip dumpsterfire a new anus. “Such uppity nasty women.”

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/963 "2020-07-14T23:24:58Z")

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> [@begbert2](#):
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> I can’t imagine the secret service will ever allow him to enter gen pop. He’ll be in protective custody until the day he dies.

I quite like the idea of this. Ad Seg is exactly the right place for him: Cut off from the general population, no one to listen to his ever more lunatic rantings. No adoring fan bois. No cheering crowds.

Love it.

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**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/964 "2020-07-15T00:18:36Z")

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I’m curious whether they know that Bernie Sanders voted for the same bill back in '94. (He did.) You might consider telling them that. Would that vote be okay with them (which would be pretty darn inconsistent), or are they so idealistic that they would dismiss even _Sanders_ as too much of a sellout?

I do agree that these folks are likely not going to vote under any circumstances, but it’s more fun to not do something because of outrage than it is to simply not do it.

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**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/965 "2020-07-15T00:29:10Z")

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Hush, little baby, don’t say a word,  
Donald’s gonna sell you a mockingbird.  
When that mockingbird falls dead,  
Donald’s gonna sell you a king-size bed.  
When that bed breaks right away,  
Donald’s gonna sell you a steak today.  
When that steak turns rancid, well,  
Donald’s gonna sell you a huge hotel.  
When that huge hotel goes under…

“A Lullaby for Our Time”

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/966 "2020-07-15T00:39:42Z")

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...Donald’s gonna sell you a casino blunder...

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/967 "2020-07-15T00:41:37Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > [@k9bfriender](#):
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> > Hillary was pilloried over acknowledging that those jobs weren’t coming back.
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> Well yes, because if it was Hillary’s idea, then it was bad and evil, but if the same idea is spoken by Dear Leader Trump,then it is brilliant and virtuous.
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> This is quite seriously how Trumpers think.

DeAnna Lorraine, Q-Anon, Covid, and Wayfair conspiracist who ran against Nancy Pelosi in San Francisco:  
“Unless you hear it directly from President Trump, it is all misinformation.”

> <https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1282829668836610050>

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