# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9767 "2021-02-12T21:44:10Z")

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I’ve met one guy named Dragan and he was from Croatia.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9768 "2021-02-12T21:44:57Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> > [@Colibri](#):
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> > I was going to mention St. Agatha. She was martyred by having her breasts cut off, and because of this she is often [depicted bearing her severed breasts on a plate.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1d/Santa_Agueda_-_Zurbar%C3%A1n_%28detalle%29.png/452px-Santa_Agueda_-_Zurbar%C3%A1n_%28detalle%29.png) But during medieval times the faithful who saw this misinterpreted them as loaves of bread or cakes, leading her to be declared the patron saint of bakers. Today [rounded pastries in the form of breasts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_of_Sicily#/media/File:Minnuzze_di_sant'aita.jpg) are sold on her feast day.
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> She is also the patron saint of bell-ringers, because the depiction of her breasts on a plate sometimes looked like bells.

“Patron Saint of Various Things That Look Sorta Like Disembodied Tits” is an interesting job title. Also may shed a little light on what cloistered celibate monastic artists imagine the female breast looks like.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9769 "2021-02-12T21:47:02Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Patron Saint of Various Things That Look Sorta Like Disembodied Tits” is an interesting job title.

😁😁😁

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9770 "2021-02-12T22:41:37Z")

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In this economy, you take what you can get.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9771 "2021-02-12T22:42:06Z")

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I’m on the verge of wishing St. Vitus’ Dance on everyone in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9772 "2021-02-12T22:43:39Z")

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Were they painted on the sixteen chapels ceiling?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9773 "2021-02-12T22:44:07Z")

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Terminal giddiness is a difficult way to go…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9774 "2021-02-12T22:45:45Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> I’m on the verge of wishing St. Vitus’ Dance on everyone in this thread.

If you insist…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LaTGrV58wec/maxresdefault.jpg "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) (Official HD Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec)

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9775 "2021-02-12T23:23:48Z")

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I know we passed the discussion of candlemass some eons ago, but I just wanted to mention, that in France (also in Belgium and Swiss Romandy) it is also the day of crêpes, because apparently a Pope gave them to people arriving in Rome, or maybe the Vestal Virgins did it. A lot of French people likely have no idea why they eat crêpes on that day, but hey they are tasty, so why not. I don’t think it is waffle day in Belgium though.

`//i\\`

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
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Are there shadows involved in the crepe eating?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
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> [@Colibri](#):
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> For those interested in obscure saints, I would recommend [Saints Preserve Us!:](https://www.amazon.com/Saints-Preserve-Us-Everything-About/dp/067975038X) Everything You Need to Know About Every Saint You’ll Ever Need by Sean Kelly and Rosemary Roger.

I clicked on that link praying that the actual title would be SMUCKERS Presents _Saints Preserve Us!_”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9778 "2021-02-13T00:50:57Z")

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Bye, thread! And may I suggest that a St Mozart may be a better patron saint than St Cecilia.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9779 "2021-02-13T00:54:45Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Best of all was [St. George slaying the dragon](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/bd/b9/09bdb9a7affad6c5250d93269940cddd.jpg), especially since he was my namesake.

Your parents named you St. George?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9780 "2021-02-13T01:05:47Z")

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Or Slayer?

(I mean, maybe he was named after the concert he was concieved at… my real first name is “Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers”)

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9781 "2021-02-13T01:08:48Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Sounds like a Steven Wright line. Hmmm, wasn’t there a scene from Firesign Theatre set in the Old West, where the grizzled old-timers in the saloon are playing poker with tarot cards?

Years ago, our weekly nickel-and-dime poker game tried playing with tarot cards. We removed the Major Arcana and all the Knight cards, which left us with a playable, 52-card deck. It was interesting, to say the least. Thankfully, nobody died–at least, as far as we knew.

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**Fang’s** godmother is a Dragon.

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Draco.

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Is there a patron saint of ragtime? St. Tom, perhaps?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pvhYqeGp_Do/hqdefault.jpg "Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag - fabulous version - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvhYqeGp_Do)

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9785 "2021-02-13T04:26:07Z")

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Good Og, that man is still kicking.

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Who is **Fang**? 🤔

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