# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083 "2020-06-22T03:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 497
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9947 "2021-02-23T20:00:52Z")
I apologize. I first read the list from Wikipedia, linked to that, then said "wait a minute - they link to the source! Let’s link to the source!’ Silly me - I didn’t _actually read the source document_. D’oh! For those who actually click on the link, yes, President is listed as item f. Whoever put the list into Wikipedia left that line out for some reason. Lesson learned - Wikipedia is not (always) a reliable source. No wonder my kids couldn’t use that as a reference in their school reports! Still, it’s a petty petty thing to try to do. This will do NOTHING for national unity, only help divide us further. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9948 "2021-02-23T20:05:35Z")
I could see a lavatory restroom named for him at Arlington. I wouldn’t want him barred from have municipal waste treatment facilities or superfund sites named for him either. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9949 "2021-02-23T20:11:21Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I wouldn’t want him barred from have municipal waste treatment facilities [Then he’d have something in common with John Oliver!](https://apnews.com/article/entertainment-connecticut-danbury-mark-boughton-john-oliver-39cfce71ae2ea32d1c3d4dc2accdae3d) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9950 "2021-02-23T21:27:52Z")
Did Individual 1’s Bureau of Prisons lie about the multiple executions in the last months of Individual 1’s term? > **[Trump Executioners May Have Misled Courts, Sparking Calls for Investigation](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-executioners-may-have-misled-courts-sparking-calls-investigation-1570984)** > > Thirteen death row inmates were put to death in seven months after the Trump administration resumed federal executions last July. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9951 "2021-02-23T21:38:50Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > could see a lavatory restroom named for him at Arlington. If he ends up buried in Arlington, his grave would become a de facto restroom. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9952 "2021-02-23T21:43:09Z")
I do not see a problem with saying that any impeached president cannot be buried in Arlington. I highly doubt Clinton wants to be buried there. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9953 "2021-02-23T21:43:39Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > If he ends up buried in Arlington, his grave would become a de facto restroom. Charge 5 bucks a visit and America could pay a large portion of the National Debt. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9954 "2021-02-23T21:45:02Z")
MAGA! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9955 "2021-02-23T21:53:40Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > Charge 5 bucks a visit… Put me down for a 12-pack of tickets! (Ooh, maybe it can be like those old booklets of tickets at Disneyland. And the E-Ticket means you get to drop a deuce…) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9956 "2021-02-23T22:06:45Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Donald Trump executioners Seems a bit harsh; 20 to life should suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9957 "2021-02-23T22:34:46Z")
> [@digs](#): > > > [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > > > Charge 5 bucks a visit… > > Put me down for a 12-pack of tickets! > > (Ooh, maybe it can be like those old booklets of tickets at Disneyland. And the E-Ticket means you get to drop a deuce…) Imagine the profits to be made by operating an asparagus stand, just outside the gates of Arlington! But seriously: if Trump were to be interred at Arlington, there _would_ be a serious odor problem. People _would_ urinate on his grave. And the stench would pervade the entire acreage. That’s not right: people visiting fallen loved ones in that cemetery shouldn’t have to wear clothespins on their noses. ---
**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9958 "2021-02-23T22:39:00Z")
At this end of the cemetery, lies John F. Kennedy and the Eternal Flame. At the other end, is Donald J. Trump and the Eternal Flush. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9959 "2021-02-23T22:44:45Z")
> [@SingleMalt](#): > > At this end of the cemetery, lies John F. Kennedy and the Eternal Flame. At the other end, is Donald J. Trump and the Eternal Flush. . I guess that could work, stench-fighting-wise. As an added bonus, it incorporates one of Donald’s obsessions. So: appropriate, in its way. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9960 "2021-02-23T23:03:05Z")
Not sure why he’d wanted to be buried amongst so many [“sucker” and “losers”](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54034707) anyway. He prefers soldiers who _didn’t_ die. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9961 "2021-02-24T00:34:27Z")
> [@SingleMalt](#): > > At this end of the cemetery, lies John F. Kennedy and the Eternal Flame. At the other end, is Donald J. Trump and the Eternal Flush. 🙂 Backed by a 200 X 60 ft. plexiglassed screen showing Don’s crippled man’s taunt. On loop. Maybe some haudraulic contraption coming out of the ground might help. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9962 "2021-02-24T00:54:14Z")
I’d bring a Camelbak reservoir hidden under my clothes, containing 2 liters of my best. It could unobtrusively be used to deposit contents where ever. https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffnt&q=camelbak&atb=v254-1&ia=web ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9963 "2021-02-24T01:05:27Z")
Arlington? Trump wouldn’t be caught dead (literally) with all those “losers”. I’m sure whatever garish monument he has planned for himself wouldn’t be permitted there, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9964 "2021-02-24T01:10:54Z")
> **[The Garish Gravestones Of Russian Mobsters | Gravestone, Unusual headstones,...](https://www.pinterest.de/pin/50172983324461969/)** > > Jan 2, 2013 - Gone, but still swaggin'. How about something like these? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9965 "2021-02-24T03:11:21Z")
I highly doubt Loser Donald has even considered the possibility that he might die someday. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/9966 "2021-02-24T03:16:54Z")
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