# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20525 "2018-05-23T01:13:13Z")

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Nm

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20526 "2018-05-23T01:18:52Z")

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I just wish an asteroid would strike shit-kicking fly-over country.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20527 "2018-05-23T01:22:13Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I just wish an asteroid would strike shit-kicking fly-over country.

Well, just _see_ if I stop my combine to wave at YOUR plane anymore…

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20528 "2018-05-23T01:23:50Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I just wish an asteroid would strike shit-kicking fly-over country.

Can it skip Wisconsin? I REALLY like the cheese, bratwurst, and beer.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20529 "2018-05-23T01:39:03Z")

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Well, OK, but Green Bay still has to go.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20530 "2018-05-23T01:42:06Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Well, OK, but Green Bay still has to go.

No, on second thought, Green Bay can absolutely stay. I’d kick lots of shit to keep watching the Pack. Green Bay is exempt.

But other than that, screw sheep shagger land.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20531 "2018-05-23T01:49:46Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> heres economics and labor under der furher [MSN](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/harley-davidson-took-its-tax-cut-closed-a-factory-and-rewarded-shareholders/ar-AAxD6bK?li=BBnbfcN)

But…but…they SAID employees would get bonuses and stuff!

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20532 "2018-05-23T02:34:14Z")

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A reporter asked Sarah Huckster about the reporter who was roughed up at the Pruitt conference and she “refused to discuss hypotheticals”.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20533 "2018-05-23T03:01:15Z")

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Trump is inviting Devin Nunes and Trey Gowdy to review classified information which Trump says proves the FBI was surveilling his campaign. But no Democrats are invited  
[Republicans, no Democrats, to attend meeting on FBI campaign surveillance: White House | Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-meeting/republicans-no-democrats-to-attend-meeting-on-fbi-campaign-surveillance-white-house-idUSKCN1IN2SH)?

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20534 "2018-05-23T03:04:19Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Just another indication that Trump’s only objective for his time in office is to undo whatever Obama did. I don’t recall hearing anyone clamoring for the right to shoot swimming caribou.

It’s the sons and their pals. Great hunters both (Eric and Don Jr.) probably lacking some requisite heads to mount in their trophy rooms.

> **[Donald Trump's Sons in Game-Hunting Photos?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trumps-son-game-hunting-photos/)**
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> Photographs show Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump posing with kills from a 2012 big game hunting trip

Trump overturns (what was that guys name again?) ban on importing elephant trophies for his little darlings.

> **[Trump sons' hunting in focus as US lifts import ban on African elephant trophies](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/16/trump-sons-us-lifts-import-ban-african-elephant-trophies)**
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> Obama administration imposed ban because of conservation concerns; Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump are enthusiastic big game hunters

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20535 "2018-05-23T03:12:01Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I just wish an asteroid would strike shit-kicking fly-over country.

> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Can it skip Wisconsin? I REALLY like the cheese, bratwurst, and beer.

I’m good with saving Wisconsin. Cheetolini once claimed that Canada and Mexico were raping and murdering Wisconsin on trade; House Republican 🙂 actually set the issue straight as Wisconsin has trade surpluses with both countries. And beer, cheese, brats.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20536 "2018-05-23T04:43:45Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> But…but…they SAID employees would get bonuses and stuff!

That’s why they call it a ‘bone us’.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20537 "2018-05-23T04:44:04Z")

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Wisconsin? You mean the state where a county sheriff, who upon noticing our Ontario plates, tossed us in jail for not speeding on the interstate? That Wisconsin? Nuke it from orbit. Besides that, it’s in the way between TBay’s Loch Lomond and da UP’s Mt. Bohemia.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20538 "2018-05-23T05:10:07Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Trump is inviting Devin Nunes and Trey Gowdy to review classified information which Trump says proves the FBI was surveilling his campaign.

Surprised Nunes needed an invite, seeing how he already lives up Trump’s ass.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20539 "2018-05-23T05:48:05Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> It was a normal-sized conference room, but Pruitt’s bullet-proof booth took up 4/5ths of the space.

The world used to buy second-hand American ships and planes, now the US buys second-hand Popemobiles?

> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Surprised Nunes needed an invite, seeing how he already lives up Trump’s ass.

Consider it permission to come out.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20540 "2018-05-23T07:29:46Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Surprised Nunes needed an invite, seeing how he already lives up Trump’s ass.

[Nunes didn’t bother actually reading it the last time he got classified info he’d been asking for.](https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/04/politics/devin-nunes-electronic-communication/index.html) Why start now?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20541 "2018-05-23T12:20:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> President Donald Trump wrongly blamed Democrats for a Trump administration policy that will separate parents and their young children caught entering the U.S. illegally.
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> “We have to break up families,” Trump claimed, because of “bad laws that the Democrats gave us.” But there is no such law. Instead, it’s the administration’s decision to criminally prosecute all immigrants who cross the border illegally that will cause children to be separated from their parents…
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> [Cite](https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAxEJ1y?m=en-us&referrerID=InAppShare)

And his ignorant minions devour whatever shit he excretes.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20542 "2018-05-23T13:39:29Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Can it skip Wisconsin? I REALLY like the cheese, bratwurst, and beer.

I can get my beer from Brooklyn, my cheese from upstate NY (which, really, is not that much better than Wisconsin), and sausages from anywhere.

So long Wisconsin.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20543 "2018-05-23T16:51:02Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> I’m good with saving Wisconsin. Cheetolini once claimed that Canada and Mexico were raping and murdering Wisconsin on trade; House Republican 🙂 actually set the issue straight as Wisconsin has trade surpluses with both countries. And beer, cheese, brats.

Well, I knew the Mexicans were rapists, but I was unaware the Canadians were murderers. (I’m sure they’re at least polite about it.)

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/20544 "2018-05-23T16:52:58Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> I can get my beer from Brooklyn, my cheese from upstate NY (which, really, is not that much better than Wisconsin), and sausages from anywhere…

Ah, but can you get Spotted Cow\*, Inadvertent Aged Cheddar, and Real Beer Brats?

Oh, and the classic Brandy Old-Fashioned Sweet, best sipped at the local “supper club” while waiting for your All-You-Can-Eat Friday Night Fish Fry (Cod, Walleye or Trout, baked or beer-battered).  
\*(a tasty Farmhouse Ale, only available in Wisconsin… which is a shrewd marketing move, if my friend sneaking across the border to stock his _All Spotted Cow Man-Cave Fridge_ in Chicago is any indicator)

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