# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21725 "2018-06-18T21:55:06Z")

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BTW: immigrants account for 8.5% of all suspects in Germany.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21726 "2018-06-18T22:17:24Z")

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The text translates as  
_The proportion of non-German suspects in all suspects is - as in the previous year - about 30 percent; the number has dropped to 599,357 in 2017 (2016: 616,230). Of these, 27.9 percent are immigrants, which corresponds to a total share of 8.5 percent (2016: 8.6 percent) of all suspects._

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21727 "2018-06-18T22:18:46Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [Kirstjen Nielsen.](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/18/family-separations-kirstjen-nielsen-650876)
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> > We do not have the luxury of pretending that all individuals coming to this country as a family unit are, in fact, a family.

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Ann Coulter says the kids crying on TV when being separated from their parents are actors who hve been coached by the Democrats.

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [The latest](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-space-moon/trump-orders-creation-of-us-force-to-dominate-space-idUSKBN1JE249) from World Dictator Don:  
> …“We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the ‘Space Force.’ Separate but equal."

If I had a penny for every time in the past two years I’ve said “Oh, fuck _you_” to the TV or radio, I’d be able to outbid the Koch Brothers and the Mercers and the DeVos’s, and own Congress myself.

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**Author:** ![FavreCo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a698b9/32.png) [@FavreCo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FavreCo)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21728 "2018-06-18T22:21:14Z")

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Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21729 "2018-06-18T22:33:42Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> BTW: immigrants account for 8.5% of all suspects in Germany.

Ummm… that means that 91.5% of suspects are not immigrants. \*\<head scratch\>  
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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21730 "2018-06-18T22:34:38Z")

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[I’ve read the previous post [21723]. I have no idea what it means, so I’m ignoring it.]

It seems plausible that the whole child-snatching policy was a ploy to get the freakin’ wall. Insert gif of Admiral Ackbar saying “It’s a trap!”.

The administration implements a policy that everyone hates, then he gets his congressional minions to propose a bill that will remove the policy, but also includes funding for the wall.

If I were an editorial cartoonist, I’d draw Trump holding a little Mexican kid with a gun to his head, saying “Gimme my wall or the kid gets it!”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21731 "2018-06-18T22:41:54Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> [I’ve read the previous post [21723]. I have no idea what it means, so I’m ignoring it.]

[Just your average Russian shill.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20832597#post20832597)

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21732 "2018-06-18T22:54:37Z")

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I’ve got to hand it to them. [These kids](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/listen-to-children-who%E2%80%99ve-just-been-separated-from-their-parents-at-the-border/ar-AAyP6Bj) must be oscar-worthy actors. [/sarcasm].

Also, the border agents mocking them are evil scum.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21733 "2018-06-18T23:36:25Z")

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> [@FavreCo](#):
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> Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

Thank you for posting in the Pit you fucking imbecile moron.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21734 "2018-06-18T23:39:11Z")

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> [@FavreCo](#):
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> Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

Shouldn’t you be polishing your Iron Cross right now?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21735 "2018-06-18T23:41:28Z")

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> [@FavreCo](#):
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> Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

Hello fucking imbecile moron, do you know that Trump is not claiming this policy as his own? Because he’s weak, he’s claiming that he has no choice. Let it sink in. If you believe the lying cheater, he’s just doing what the previous guys said he should do. Now who do you believe, dumfuck?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21736 "2018-06-19T00:04:29Z")

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HOLY SHIT.

Trump has done the impossible. By being such a loon, he has made [Cruz seem like a reasonable guy](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/cruz-announces-bill-to-end-separation-of-immigrant-families/ar-AAyPIlD).

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> “All Americans are rightly horrified by the images we are seeing on the news, children in tears pulled away from their mothers and fathers. This must stop. Now. We can end this crisis by passing the legislation I am introducing this week,” Cruz added.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21737 "2018-06-19T00:28:37Z")

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> [@FavreCo](#):
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> Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

So, your personal standard of living has been so adversely affected by illegal immigration that the only sensible strategy that you can see is to forcibly take small, traumatized children away from their parents for months, if not years? Wow, your standard of living must have been really horrible. Maybe you could expand a bit on precisely how you’ve suffered so that we can provide the proper level of sympathy.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21738 "2018-06-19T00:45:05Z")

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> [@FavreCo](#):
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> Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

No; it undercuts the American standard of living. And helps demonstrate that the reason people voted for Trump is because they are bigoted sadists.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21739 "2018-06-19T01:33:44Z")

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7 points for the troll, more waste posts in the thread. Come on, people, this asswipe is unreachable, scroll past his posts.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21740 "2018-06-19T01:43:10Z")

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> [@FavreCo](#):
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> Thank you Mr. President for protecting our standard of living. Enforcing this policy shows that a Trump vote was the only correct vote.

Wow. You are truly stupid. Let’s put it in bullet points for you, since you bigoted morons seem to like bullets (as in firearms) so much:

[ul][li]Your current standard of living is likely due to the levels of undocumented immigrants doing work which you will not even consider doing yourself or are supremely unqualified for. In other words, not a single immigrant has taken a job from anyone, let alone from you.[/li][li]The crimes that Trump, you, and others like you accuse the undocumented aliens of committing are either statistical anomalies taken completely out of proportion or are just flat out made up accusations.[/li][\*]Immigration offenses, as far as I know, are generally on the level of misdemeanor. What other misdemeanors do you consider extreme punishments to be _de rigueur_? If you don’t answer “All of them”, then you are a hypocrite and just plain mean.[/ul]

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21741 "2018-06-19T01:55:03Z")

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While most people despise the abuse of children by Trump, the Republicans are naturally [a different story](https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/18/politics/immigration-trump-approval/index.html).

> [@](#):
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> The controversial policy does have support in subgroups, particularly among Republicans, 58% of whom approve of it. Outside the GOP there is much less support.

Scum as always. And it does demonstrate that they really are the party of Trump.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21742 "2018-06-19T03:09:30Z")

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Some interesting comments about Chief of Staff Kelly, buried in a Politico [piece](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/18/nielsen-trump-border-children-family-separation-653265) about Kirstjen Nielsen and immigration.

> [@Politico](#):
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> But Kelly’s status in the White House has changed in recent months, and he and the president are now seen as barely tolerating one another. According to four people close to Kelly, the former Marine general has largely yielded his role as the enforcer in the West Wing as his relationship with Trump has soured. **While Kelly himself once believed he stood between Trump and chaos, he has told at least one person close to him that he may as well let the president do what he wants, even if it leads to impeachment — at least this chapter of American history would come to a close.**
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> In recent months, his Secret Service detail has often been spotted standing outside the gym in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in the middle of the day — and White House officials who pass it on the way to meetings view his late morning workouts as an indication of him having thrown in the towel on trying to have any control inside the West Wing.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21743 "2018-06-19T03:16:53Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> While most people despise the abuse of children by Trump, the Republicans are naturally [a different story](https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/18/politics/immigration-trump-approval/index.html).
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> Scum as always. And it does demonstrate that they really are the party of Trump.

One local channel here in Sacramento did a survey and of all of those who answered the poll, 37% approved of taking kids away from their parents.

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**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/21744 "2018-06-19T03:19:00Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Remember this: “_Onions have layers_”. That should help.

I think it was Trevor Noah who said something like: The Trump administration is like an onion. The more you peel it, the more you want to cry…

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