# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2361 "2017-03-11T22:51:42Z")

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A Ukrainian human rights lawyer has asked for an inquiry into text messages from Paul Manafort’s daughters in which they alleged that their father had people killed.

> **[Ukrainian attorney calls for probe into text message claims that Paul...](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/attorney-demands-probe-claims-paul-manafort-people-killed-article-1.2994924)**
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> "You know he has killed people in Ukraine? Knowingly," Manafort's daughter allegedly wrote in a text about her dad.

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**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2362 "2017-03-11T22:53:51Z")

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> [@ckalli1998](#):
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> Melania Trump is not a Communist, Donald’s Trump is not a pro-life atheist, but a pro-Loren Presbyterian, he’s not indebted to Putin as his government’s schemes had no effect on the election outcome (Trump would have won regardless), and his former wives were not Communists either.

\*Donald Trump is not a pro-choice Atheist, but a pro-life Presbyterian

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2363 "2017-03-11T23:03:40Z")

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> [@ckalli1998](#):
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> \*Donald Trump is not a pro-choice Atheist, but a pro-life Presbyterian

Based on his behavior, he’s not even a Cafeteria Christian, he eats from the dumpster out back.

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**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2364 "2017-03-11T23:04:44Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Based on his behavior, he’s not even a Cafeteria Christian, he eats from the dumpster out back.

oh ok

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2365 "2017-03-11T23:12:28Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Based on his behavior, he’s not even a Cafeteria Christian, he eats from the dumpster out back.

He certainly isn’t pro life, other than wanting to exploit support from those that are

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2366 "2017-03-11T23:13:10Z")

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> [@ckalli1998](#):
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> He meant what he said; he wanted them to take their souls to the polls and prevent Hitlery from gaining the Oval Office.

Why have you decided that in this instance he means what he said? Don’t you remember what he told a crowd of his supporters shortly after he won the election and those supporters were chanting “Lock her up”?

Your inane defense of Trump is so far off the charts one would not be surprised that if you meet him in public you would give home a blow job right then and there. And then stand up and say to all who witnessed this disgusting act that (a) it’s didn’t really happen, or (b) Trump “more than made up for it already”.

By the way, your idol is either lying to the courts or he’s lying to the likes of you regarding the travel ban. Which do you think is most likely?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2367 "2017-03-11T23:15:41Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> he’s not even a Cafeteria Christian, he eats from the dumpster out back.

This is my new favorite commentary on hypocrisy. Well done, sir or ma’am; well done.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2368 "2017-03-11T23:20:19Z")

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So, new 1998 plagiarist guy, what did Trump mean when he said that he couldn’t, just simply couldn’t gosh-darnit release his tax information because he was under an audit? When the I.R.S. itself said there was nothing stopping him from releasing the information. How is that spun in Trumpland so it doesn’t sound like bullshit?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2369 "2017-03-11T23:22:25Z")

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> [@ckalli1998](#):
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> Melania Trump is not a Communist, Donald’s Trump is not a pro-life atheist, but a pro-Loren Presbyterian, he’s not indebted to Putin as his government’s schemes had no effect on the election outcome (Trump would have won regardless), and his former wives were not Communists either.

He was pro-choice until 2015 - anybody who bangs as many eastern European whores as he did back in the 1990s is definitely _not_ pro-life. Plenty of video over the decades where he pledges his support to Roe v. Wade.

Melania and Ivana were Communists. One was Czech, the other Yugoslavian. Both born and raised Communists until their 20s, when their physical assets allowed them the chance to escape (well, Melania was helped by 1992, obviously).

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2370 "2017-03-12T00:12:01Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> How is that spun in Trumpland so it doesn’t sound like bullshit?

The usual. By saying the Democrats are just whiny losers.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2371 "2017-03-12T00:13:57Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> This is something you certainly do not know.

[Trump said it](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/798519600413601792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw). Our new young friend believes it. That settles it.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2372 "2017-03-12T01:24:09Z")

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Man, I wish my Laura Nyro threads in Cafe Society got one-hundredth the responses this slimy little troll is getting.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4cX7ahizSh8/hqdefault.jpg "laura nyro timer") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cX7ahizSh8)

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2373 "2017-03-12T03:27:25Z")

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Foreign bands coming to SXSW may not be able to perform.

> **[Italian Band Soviet Soviet Denied Entry To The U.S., Jailed And Then Deported](https://www.npr.org/sections/therecord/2017/03/10/519707931/italian-band-soviet-soviet-denied-entry-to-the-u-s-jailed-and-then-deported)**
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> The Italian post-punk group, which had tried to enter the U.S. to play at member station KEXP and then at SXSW, says it was sent back to Italy by authorities after spending the night in jail.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2374 "2017-03-12T04:00:51Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Man, I wish my Laura Nyro threads in Cafe Society got one-hundredth the responses this slimy little troll is getting.
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> [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4cX7ahizSh8](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4cX7ahizSh8)

Hide your heart.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2375 "2017-03-12T04:29:55Z")

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Republican Devin Nunes, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and ranking Democrat Adam Schiff, have sent a request to Trump for proof that his phones were tapped. They’ve given him a Monday deadline.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2376 "2017-03-12T04:37:20Z")

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At a recent press conference, Nunes said “The president is a neophyte to politics”.

There’s no possible context in which this phrase sounds positive.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2377 "2017-03-12T04:39:49Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Republican Devin Nunes, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and ranking Democrat Adam Schiff, have sent a request to Trump for proof that his phones were tapped. They’ve given him a Monday deadline.

Yeah…that’ll be ignored.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2378 "2017-03-12T05:08:23Z")

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Florida Man sets fire to a convenience store because he thought the Indian owners were Muslim.

> **[Arson suspect wanted to 'run the Arabs out of our country,' sheriff says | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/11/us/muslim-florida-store-fire/index.html)**
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> A 64-year-old Florida man tried to set a convenience store on fire because he thought the owners were Muslim, St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara said.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2379 "2017-03-12T05:55:28Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Republican Devin Nunes, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and ranking Democrat Adam Schiff, have sent a request to Trump for proof that his phones were tapped. They’ve given him a Monday deadline.

> [@raventhief](#):
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> Yeah…that’ll be ignored.

Apparently, no one can/will make The Donald do anything he doesn’t want to do.

Seriously, how does someone get him to comply with any request? He just ignores them. Or says he will do \<whatever\> and then doesn’t.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/2380 "2017-03-12T06:30:12Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Tell us what \*you \*think the Second Amendment is about. :rolleyes:

\<frantic googling ensues… plagiarism to follow\>

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