# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24185 "2018-08-17T17:11:43Z")

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The others are for intimidation. Of witnesses. As in obstruction of justice.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24186 "2018-08-17T17:30:40Z")

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Trump as canceled the parade, and is blaming the DC government.

"The local politicians who run Washington, D.C. (poorly) know a windfall when they see it. When asked to give us a price for holding a great celebratory military parade, they wanted a number so ridiculously high that I cancelled it. Never let someone hold you up! I will instead…

…attend the big parade already scheduled at Andrews Air Force Base on a different date, & go to the Paris parade, celebrating the end of the War, on November 11th. Maybe we will do something next year in D.C. when the cost comes WAY DOWN. Now we can buy some more jet fighters!"

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1030423480725118976>

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1030426536871116801>

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24187 "2018-08-17T17:44:34Z")

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Evidently Trump doesn’t know the difference between napalm and Agent Orange:

> **[Trump and Omarosa Had a ‘F\*cking Weird’ Fight With Vietnam Vets](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-and-omarosa-had-a-fcking-weird-fight-with-vietnam-vets)**
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> As if having Omarosa heading up veterans’ issues wasn’t strange enough, President Trump started arguing with Vietnam vets about napalm and Agent Orange.

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> Source present at the time tell The Daily Beast that multiple people—including Vietnam War veterans—chimed in to inform the president that the Apocalypse Now set piece he was talking about showcased the U.S. military using napalm, not Agent Orange.
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> Trump refused to accept that he was mistaken and proceeded to say things like, “no, I think it’s that stuff from that movie.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24188 "2018-08-17T17:47:30Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> Evidently Trump doesn’t know the difference between napalm and Agent Orange:
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> [Trump and Omarosa Had a ‘F\*cking Weird’ Fight With Vietnam Vets](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-and-omarosa-had-a-fcking-weird-fight-with-vietnam-vets)

He knows it’s napalm because Agent Orange is what they use in the tanning booth.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24189 "2018-08-17T17:47:39Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Trump as canceled the parade, and is blaming the DC government.
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> "The local politicians who run Washington, D.C. (poorly) know a windfall when they see it. When asked to give us a price for holding a great celebratory military parade, they wanted a number so ridiculously high that I cancelled it. Never let someone hold you up! I will instead…
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> …attend the big parade already scheduled at Andrews Air Force Base on a different date, & go to the Paris parade, **celebrating the end of the War, on November 11th**. Maybe we will do something next year in D.C. when the cost comes WAY DOWN. Now we can buy some more jet fighters!"

Bolding mine. I’d love it if someone asked him “which war?” he thought was being celebrated. I’d lay odds he has no idea, and would probably guess WWII.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24190 "2018-08-17T18:03:54Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> Evidently Trump doesn’t know the difference between napalm and Agent Orange:
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> [Trump and Omarosa Had a ‘F\*cking Weird’ Fight With Vietnam Vets](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-and-omarosa-had-a-fcking-weird-fight-with-vietnam-vets)

“Are my methods unsound?”

“I don’t see any method at all, Mr. President.”

“My methods _are_ sound. I have… look, nobody’s methods are as sound as mine are. Believe me.”

“Please, _please_ just chop my head off too.”

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24191 "2018-08-17T18:41:13Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Bolding mine. I’d love it if someone asked him “which war?” he thought was being celebrated. I’d lay odds he has no idea, and would probably guess WWII.

And if you want to be nitpicky, the war actually didn’t _end_ until June 28th 1919, when the Germans signed the Treaty of Versailles. The time between November 11th and June 28th was an armistice.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24192 "2018-08-17T19:26:36Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Bolding mine. I’d love it if someone asked him “which war?” he thought was being celebrated. I’d lay odds he has no idea, and would probably guess WWII.

> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> And if you want to be nitpicky, the war actually didn’t _end_ until June 28th 1919, when the Germans signed the Treaty of Versailles. The time between November 11th and June 28th was an armistice.

Too much history! Too complicated!

_\<Thump’s head explodes\>_

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24193 "2018-08-17T21:45:13Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Too much history! Too complicated!
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> _\<Thump’s head explodes\>_

Ooooh! Do you think that would work?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24194 "2018-08-17T21:46:52Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Ooooh! Do you think that would work?

If only. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24195 "2018-08-17T23:27:46Z")

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[Pass the popcorn:](https://www.apnews.com/e2b8967b8b0c47638cf16b2d2285c519)

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> It’s not just audiotapes.
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> Omarosa Manigault Newman has a stash of video, emails, text messages and other documentation supporting the claims in her tell-all book about her time in the Trump White House, a person with direct knowledge of the records told The Associated Press Friday…

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24196 "2018-08-18T00:07:08Z")

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Elliott Broidy being investigated for accepting bribes:

> **[Justice Dept investigating GOP fundraiser for allegedly offering Trump admin...](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/402424-justice-dept-investigating-gop-donor-for-allegedly-offering-trump/)**
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> Elliott Broidy, a longtime GOP fundraiser and former Republican National Committee (RNC) official, is reportedly under investigation for allegedly offering actions by the Trump administration …

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24197 "2018-08-18T00:17:54Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> And if you want to be nitpicky, the war actually didn’t _end_ until June 28th 1919, when the Germans signed the Treaty of Versailles. The time between November 11th and June 28th was an armistice.

If you want to be extraordinarily nitpicky, the war didn’t end until 1921. The United States Senate didn’t ratify the general peace treaties so we just continued under the armistice agreement while we negotiated separate peace treaties with Austria, Germany, and Hungary. These were signed in August 1921 and went into effect a few months later; the final one was the treaty ending the war between Hungary and the United States, which went into effect on December 17, 1921.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24198 "2018-08-18T00:27:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Omarosa Manigault Newman has a stash of video, emails, text messages and other documentation supporting the claims in her tell-all book about her time in the Trump White House, a person with direct knowledge of the records told The Associated Press Friday…

It comes down to a question of credibility. Who do you think the American people are going to believe? A vindictive has-been reality show star who has a history of mental instability, a well-established pattern of lying, and a clear motive of cashing in on a high-placed government position? Or Omarosa Manigault Newman?

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**Author:** ![Project\_Patahhh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7cd45c/32.png) [@Project\_Patahhh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Project_Patahhh)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24199 "2018-08-18T00:58:02Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> It comes down to a question of credibility. Who do you think the American people are going to believe? A vindictive has-been reality show star who has a history of mental instability, a well-established pattern of lying, and a clear motive of cashing in on a high-placed government position? Or Omarosa Manigault Newman?

Unfortunately a disturbing proportion of Americans believe this vindictive has-been reality show star over verifiable FACTS, so believing him over Omarosa is nothing. After all, she’s a black woman, that’s like double minority :smack: Not to mention she’s just as cutthroat and untrustworthy as anyone else who was in that White House.

I personally lean more towards believing her than not believing her, same as I felt with Michael Wolfe. Don’t particularly like either of them though.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24200 "2018-08-18T01:04:35Z")

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trump _is_ Agent Orange.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24201 "2018-08-18T02:23:57Z")

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Does Rick Wilson post here?

> [@](#):
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> “You could dip Steve Bannon in a hogshead of bleach, sandblast every inch of him, laser off the thick dermis of scrofula, warts, wens, tumescent bullae, and hobo dander, then send him to a spa for a week and he’d still look and smell like he slept below an overpass.”
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> [https://twitter.com/DenimBlueBiz/status/1024497849466318848](https://t.co/Pbgha49fEM)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24202 "2018-08-18T03:29:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> You could dip Steve Bannon in a hogshead of bleach, sandblast every inch of him, laser off the thick dermis of scrofula, warts, wens, tumescent bullae, and hobo dander, then send him to a spa for a week and he’d still look and smell like he slept below an overpass.

That said, the futility of the process would not distract from its entertainment value (of everything up to the “spa” part). 😃

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24203 "2018-08-18T18:18:54Z")

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The Washington Post is reporting that the Trump administration is discussing timing the revocation of security clearances so as to distract from other things on bad news days.

> **[White House drafts more clearance cancellations demanded by Trump](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/former-intelligence-officials-rebuke-trump-for-pulling-brennans-security-clearance/2018/08/17/ea8382f2-a20d-11e8-8e87-c869fe70a721_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.17b1ffa815e5)**
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> While some aides see a welcome distraction from bad news, some worry about the appearance of an “enemies list.”

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> The White House has drafted documents revoking the security clearances of current and former officials whom President Trump has demanded be punished for criticizing him or playing a role in the investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election, according to senior administration officials.
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> Trump wants to sign “most if not all” of them, said one senior White House official, who indicated that communications aides, including press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Bill Shine, the newly named deputy chief of staff, have discussed the optimum times to release them as a distraction during unfavorable news cycles.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24204 "2018-08-18T19:25:34Z")

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Well, they’d better revoke someone else’s, and quick!

[White House Counsel Has Cooperated Extensively With Mueller’s Obstruction Inquiry](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/18/us/politics/don-mcgahn-mueller-investigation.html)

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