# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1244
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24865 "2018-09-02T20:50:38Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Utterly incoherent. Please try again. Please don’t try again. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24866 "2018-09-02T20:58:32Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > [You’ve been](https://www.ebay.com/p/Literally-Piss-on-Donald-Trump-Toilet-Bullseye-Target-Pee-Vinyl-Decal-Funny/1064586202) [beaten to it.](https://www.etsy.com/listing/548376275/novelty-sticker-or-stickers-of-us?gpla=1&gao=1&utm_campaign=shopping_us_TheDumpOnTrump_sfc_osa&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_custom1=0&utm_content=15516264&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlK7cBRCnARIsAJiE3MipZoUx5hRTNger6nKYesbuGUPKIXSbJDlOjcfzQZyHVv4H3VeyciMaAputEALw_wcB) WHOA! That second one is a showstopper! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24867 "2018-09-02T21:20:30Z")
So many people are going to want to pee on the orangutan’s grave that they are going to have to…BUILD THAT WALL!!! How do they keep citizens from pissing on Nixon and Reagan? 24 hour guards? If I carried a vial of urine to the grave sites, could I surreptitiously pour it over? How about a jeroboam? ---
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24868 "2018-09-02T21:59:58Z")
> [@Chip\_Dundas](#): > > Ignoring what I said because you dont understand it. Meanwhile, you are silent on Oleg. Dare I say, it also reminds me of 9/11? Maybe you are even a traitor because of this? Join date of 2014 - two years before the official Trump campaign kicked off, but a year after Trump spent a million of (Vladimir’s?) dollars to explore the possibility of running. You were a trendsetter. Would that be Oleg the oligarch? You should ask him for a raise, you’ve been at this for 4 years. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24869 "2018-09-02T22:26:38Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > while thump is being lowered into the ground in his solid gold coffin No way it’s solid gold, no matter what instruction’s he’s left; his kids aren’t going to throw away that kind of money on the old bastard; it’ll be gilt plywood. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24870 "2018-09-02T22:40:59Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > No way it’s solid gold, no matter what instruction’s he’s left; his kids aren’t going to throw away that kind of money on the old bastard; it’ll be gilt plywood. Plywood’s expensive. Particle board all the way! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24871 "2018-09-02T22:45:46Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Plywood’s expensive. Particle board all the way! Can’t they just use a bag? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24872 "2018-09-02T22:46:31Z")
> [@Chip\_Dundas](#): > > This Russian Oligarch who was a client of Christopher Steele probably fed all the horseshit found in the Dossier which was done on behalf of Steeles other client, the Hillary campaign. It was probably done to get a Visa into the United states. But yeah, the FBI was simply trying to flip him. Give me a fucking break. > > What is worse is nobody cares. Nobody gives a fuck people are going to jail because of a classic fruit of the poisonous tree episode. Where are the civil libertarians? Do they exists? You have no idea what “fruit of the poisonous tree” actually means, do you? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24873 "2018-09-02T22:47:58Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Plywood’s expensive. Particle board all the way! I’d say cardboard (made from reused shipping boxes) but that wouldn’t hold his weight. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24874 "2018-09-02T22:49:20Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Plywood’s expensive. Particle board all the way! That stuff is heavy. I’m thinking paper maché, with a thin veneer. It’s just got to last a week until they bury it. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24875 "2018-09-02T22:59:51Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > You have no idea what “fruit of the poisonous tree” actually means, do you? TrumpSuckers will have trouble with any concept that is titled with that many syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24876 "2018-09-02T23:54:35Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > No way it’s solid gold, no matter what instruction’s he’s left; his kids aren’t going to throw away that kind of money on the old bastard; it’ll be gilt plywood. > [@k9bfriender](#): > > Plywood’s expensive. Particle board all the way! > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Can’t they just use a bag? > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I’d say cardboard (made from reused shipping boxes) but that wouldn’t hold his weight. > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > That stuff is heavy. I’m thinking paper maché, with a thin veneer. It’s just got to last a week until they bury it. Guys, THINK. We want him in something that’s too heavy for him to shift if he tries to rise, and where his … substance … can’t be absorbed into the ground. There’s no \*telling \*what would grow from that sort of fertilizer. The only way I’d sign off on a biodegradable burial like you’re talking about would be if a ton of salt were mixed in, and that’s a nasty thing to do to some poor innocent dirt. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24877 "2018-09-03T00:04:58Z")
ok, this is, uh, > [@"\[Shitgibbon](#): > > ([https://abc7chicago.com/trump-signs-retirement-savings-executive-order-in-charlotte/4117566/](https://abc7chicago.com/trump-signs-retirement-savings-executive-order-in-charlotte/4117566/))"]The Democrats, they’re going to raise your taxes, they’re going to increase job-killing regulations. They’re going to shut down your energy, the crime is going to be rampant – they’re going to raid your Medicare to pay for socialism. (read from a script) ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24878 "2018-09-03T00:15:25Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Guys, THINK. We want him in something that’s too heavy for him to shift if he tries to rise, and where his … substance … can’t be absorbed into the ground. There’s no \*telling \*what would grow from that sort of fertilizer. > > The only way I’d sign off on a biodegradable burial like you’re talking about would be if a ton of salt were mixed in, and that’s a nasty thing to do to some poor innocent dirt. Nah, we’ll just get an FSM priest to bless the urine, making it into a form of holy water and pasta sauce. That should purify the area. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24879 "2018-09-03T00:19:50Z")
Next motherfucker that attempts to shut down MY energy is going to get a real static electricity finger shock right to the temple! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24880 "2018-09-03T00:27:39Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > ok, this is, uh, > > > [@](#): > > > > they’re going to raid your Medicare to pay for socialism. > > (read from a script) These guys don’t understand that Medicare _is_ a ‘socialist’ program. But then, they’re the side that says ‘Keep your government hands off of Medicare!’ Not to mention that it’s the _Republican Party_ that is raiding Medicare so that they can give free money to rich people. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24881 "2018-09-03T00:49:10Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > I just watched an incredible short film called [“Don’t Be a Sucker”](https://slate.com/culture/2018/09/if-youve-been-enjoying-all-the-donald-trump-subtweets-at-john-mccains-funeral-youll-love-this-anti-trump-film-the-u-s-government-produced-in-1943.html). It was made in 1943, but it is clearly anti-Trump. Awesome film, monstro. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24882 "2018-09-03T04:19:32Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > ok, this is, uh, > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Shitgibbon > > The Democrats, they’re going to raise your taxes, they’re going to increase job-killing regulations. They’re going to shut down your energy, the crime is going to be rampant – they’re going to raid your Medicare to pay for socialism. > > (read from a script) > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > These guys don’t understand that Medicare _is_ a ‘socialist’ program. But then, they’re the side that says ‘Keep your government hands off of Medicare!’ > > Not to mention that it’s the _Republican Party_ that is raiding Medicare so that they can give free money to rich people. And this is why they have to scare the shit out of the old folks to keep their power. Expect to hear this pounded into their heads for the next two months. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24883 "2018-09-03T04:53:32Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > ok, this is, uh, > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Shitgibbon > > The Democrats, they’re going to raise your taxes, they’re going to increase job-killing regulations. They’re going to shut down your energy, the crime is going to be rampant – they’re going to raid your Medicare to pay for socialism. > > (read from a script) You have to understand his code - Medicare = stuff the government gives to white people socialism = stuff the government gives to other people (who don’t deserve it) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/24884 "2018-09-03T05:49:10Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > You, Sir are silent on Oleg! Silent, I say! 9/11. Planes crashing! Buildings falling! Silent! Silent on Oleg! Oleg! Oleg! What is the frequency, Oleg?! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1243) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1245)