# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1276
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25505 "2018-09-18T00:14:29Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > To paraphrase colorful language from Sarah Huckabee Sanders (and these are my words, not Moore’s), “Trump is all fart-gas, no turd.” > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I presume they’re not Mrs. Sanders’s words, either. Would explain some of her facial expressions… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25506 "2018-09-18T00:38:43Z")
As bad as Pence may be, what should we do? Allow incompetent corrupt morons as president be the new acceptable norm? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25507 "2018-09-18T01:15:53Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > As bad as Pence may be, what should we do? Allow incompetent corrupt morons as president be the new acceptable norm? It’s a grand American tradition! Buchanan; Harding; Reagan; Bush the Lesser… ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25508 "2018-09-18T01:20:22Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > As bad as Pence may be, what should we do? Allow incompetent corrupt morons as president be the new acceptable norm? I don’t think Pence would change that. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25509 "2018-09-18T01:50:34Z")
Trump’s administration is still [harping about “unfair” numbers](https://www.yahoo.com/gma/fema-administrator-defends-president-trumps-comments-puerto-rico-191036468.html) relating to deaths in Puerto Rico. The upshot is Long seems to be saying that the excess deaths are from spousal abuse: > [@Moron-in-Chief's Incompetent Lackey](#): > > Long said there is a difference between “indirect and direct” deaths, and death toll numbers from recent studies are “all over the place.” > > **“Spousal abuse goes through the roof. You can’t blame spousal abuse after a disaster on anybody,” Long added.** > > “I think what we’re trying to do, in my opinion, is just figure out why people died from direct deaths, which is the wind, the water, and the waves, buildings collapsing,” Long said. **Bolding** mine. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25510 "2018-09-18T01:56:14Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > As bad as Pence may be, what should we do? Allow incompetent corrupt morons as president be the new acceptable norm? If the CFSG were to become an ultimate _loser_, the PFAL[sup]\*[/sup] would obviously step up and declare to uphold and continue with the policies set forth by CFSG. In the unlikely case of being CFSG being driven out, I suspect PFAL’s resolve to press on would be even greater. \*Pasty-Faced Ass Licker ---
**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25511 "2018-09-18T19:25:58Z")
So uh, trigger warning I guess? But for those who are curious, Stormy Daniels is writing a book and is sharing details… > [@](#): > > From Stormy Daniels: > > He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… > I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… > It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion. > **[Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump Has "A Dick Like The Mushroom Character From...](https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895)** > > Stormy Daniels, the adult performer at the centre of one of President Donald Trump’s larger personal scandals, has a new book out next month, and somehow there is room for an excellent Nintendo/dick reference in it. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25512 "2018-09-18T19:37:21Z")
On the one hand, it’s tabloid-level crap that really shouldn’t be printed or reported upon when there’s so much actual, terrible shit going on that deserves the spotlight. On the other hand Trump raging and tweeting a storm in more and more explicit defence of his mushroom dick is going to be fucking hilarious. I’m also putting 50/50 odds on Melania using the opportunity to lowkey throw shade on the President’s inadequacies. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25513 "2018-09-18T19:40:50Z")
Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! That may be the funniest thing I’ll read all day! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25514 "2018-09-18T19:58:30Z")
> [@](#): > > From Stormy Daniels: > > He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… > I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… > It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion. Too bad there’ weren’t any badgers mentioned; the snake was already there… For you youth who don’t get the reference: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzagBTcYsYQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzagBTcYsYQ) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25515 "2018-09-18T20:17:36Z")
> [@Frazzled](#): > > So uh, trigger warning I guess? But for those who are curious, Stormy Daniels is writing a book and is sharing details… > > [https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895](https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895) Wow. Did NOT need to see that. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25516 "2018-09-18T20:22:59Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > I would agree with **j666** here. Trump’s utter incompetence is the one saving grace of this god-forsaken Administration. I’d rather have a competent evil President than an incompetent evil President. Trump might actually destroy the country through sheer stupidity. Pence, for all his faults, will keep the country functioning. So whatever damage he does can be undone. Besides we’re already getting most of the evil that we’d get from a Pence administration anyway. What do you think Pence, McConnell, and Ryan are quietly doing while Trump is tweeting whatever stray thought wanders through his brain? They’re enacted a right wing dream agenda and making sure that those laws stay on his desk to get signed. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25517 "2018-09-18T20:25:19Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Too bad there’ weren’t any badgers mentioned; the snake was already there… “Badgers? Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!” - Cheech ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25518 "2018-09-18T20:27:02Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > On the other hand Trump raging and tweeting a storm in more and more explicit defence of his mushroom dick is going to be fucking hilarious. Oh God, we’re going to all get a dick pic on our cell phones, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25519 "2018-09-18T20:30:07Z")
With \*\*two \*\*bananas for scale, yes. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25520 "2018-09-18T20:32:02Z")
> [@](#): > > …defence of his mushroom dick… He’s a fun guy. ---
**Author:** ![Celidin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Celidin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celidin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25521 "2018-09-18T20:44:56Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Too bad there’ weren’t any badgers mentioned; the snake was already there… The _minute_ I read that, the damn song started in my head. Thanks a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25522 "2018-09-18T20:54:58Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > With \*\*two \*\*bananas for scale, yes. [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/2447/4120278344_c917ff458f_b.jpg "Going Bananas! 1:12 Scale Dollhouse Miniature Food") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/njdminiatures/4120278344/) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25523 "2018-09-18T21:54:08Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Trump’s administration is still [harping about “unfair” numbers](https://www.yahoo.com/gma/fema-administrator-defends-president-trumps-comments-puerto-rico-191036468.html) relating to deaths in Puerto Rico. The upshot is Long seems to be saying that the excess deaths are from spousal abuse: > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Moron-in-Chief’s Incompetent Lackey > > Long said there is a difference between “indirect and direct” deaths, and death toll numbers from recent studies are “all over the place.” > > > > “ **Spousal abuse goes through the roof.** You can’t blame spousal abuse after a disaster on anybody,” Long added. > > > > “I think what we’re trying to do, in my opinion, is just figure out why people died from direct deaths, which is the wind, the water, and the waves, buildings collapsing,” Long said. Who still had a roof? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/25524 "2018-09-18T22:37:25Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Wow. Did NOT need to see that. That’s what \*she \*said! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1275) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1277)