# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1304
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26065 "2018-09-30T14:40:56Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > More nonsense from tonight’s Nazi rally; > > Aside from being factually wrong, I think we can add “names” to the list of things he doesn’t understand. If the “Democrat Party” wanted to be called the “Democratic Party” instead, they could just _change_ it. That’s how names work. His friend Bruce Jenner ought to be able to explain that to him. I had to [Google this and find the YouTube.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcvQgjhyBNo) It sounded so absurd I thought it had to be an Onion story, but no — it’s real. (This is a man who’d use names like ‘nigger,’ ‘spic,’ and ‘cunt’ if he could.) The clip goes downhill from there: “The Democrat Party is the Party of Crime … that’s what it is!” All of course brought to us courtesy of FoxNews. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26066 "2018-09-30T14:41:22Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Well he did say the “acquisitions” are all false. Archie fucking Bunker. But, without the warmth and charm. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26067 "2018-09-30T15:07:35Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > I had to [Google this and find the YouTube.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcvQgjhyBNo) It sounded so absurd I thought it had to be an Onion story, but no — it’s real. (This is a man who’d use names like ‘nigger,’ ‘spic,’ and ‘cunt’ if he could.) > > The clip goes downhill from there: “The Democrat Party is the Party of Crime … that’s what it is!” All of course brought to us courtesy of FoxNews. It’s because the “demonratic” party doesn’t parse well. In order to take up the right’s latest slur against their fellow americans, and make it work, they have to change the name of the american citizens they consider to be their mortal enemies. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26068 "2018-09-30T15:11:08Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > It’s because the “demonratic” party doesn’t parse well. It’s \*so \*close to “DemonicRat” that I wonder why these people don’t say that instead. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26069 "2018-09-30T15:34:36Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Funny, I don’t see cameras on every corner. Then you aren’t looking hard enough. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26070 "2018-09-30T16:26:19Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump: “Kim Jon Un and I fell in love.” > [https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/409104-trump-kim-jong-un-and-i-fell-in-love](https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/409104-trump-kim-jong-un-and-i-fell-in-love) Great! I wish them every happiness as they wander hand-in-hand into the sunset, and _leave the rest of the world alone!_ ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26071 "2018-09-30T16:34:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Jesus. Henry. Christ. > > Check, please. :smack: We’ll need a cite for that. “Jesus Fucking Christ” gets more Google hits than “Jesus Henry Christ” and “Jesus H. Christ” added together. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26072 "2018-09-30T16:37:59Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > We’ll need a cite for that. “Jesus Fucking Christ” gets more Google hits than “Jesus Henry Christ” and “Jesus H. Christ” added together. What do you think the “H” stands for? Sorry, no cite available. You’ll have to take it on faith. Ba-da-_bing_! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26073 "2018-09-30T16:40:32Z")
Stands for “Tiberius”. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26074 "2018-09-30T16:50:32Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > What do you think the “H” stands for? Geraldo ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26075 "2018-09-30T17:34:42Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > What do you think the “H” stands for? I thought it stood for Jesus. Gee-zus Hey-zeus Christ. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26076 "2018-09-30T17:37:25Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > What do you think the “H” stands for? Hallmark, because He cared enough to send the very best. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26077 "2018-09-30T17:39:06Z")
“Herbert Walker”. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26078 "2018-09-30T18:16:32Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > “Herbert Walker”. Trust me. You win. From now on it’s “Jesus Herbert Walker Christ.” ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26079 "2018-09-30T18:52:23Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Why did it take so damn long??? Probably because most of them are corrupt as all getout themselves. They had to extensively review the small print and by-laws first. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26080 "2018-09-30T18:53:11Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > What do you think the “H” stands for? Sorry, no cite available. You’ll have to take it on faith. > > Ba-da-_bing_! Hussein. Not many people know this, but he was a secret Muslim. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26081 "2018-09-30T21:09:34Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > More nonsense from tonight’s Nazi rally; > > Aside from being factually wrong, I think we can add “names” to the list of things he doesn’t understand. If the “Democrat Party” wanted to be called the “Democratic Party” instead, they could just _change_ it. That’s how names work. His friend Bruce Jenner ought to be able to explain that to him. I really should give up my hobby of parsing Donald’s word salad…but I’m having more difficulty than usual with this one. Is he saying that the proper name is “Democratic” but he prefers saying “Democrat” because it sounds bad? or that “Democrat” is the right name? And it just happens to also sound bad? He keeps just spinning in oratorical circles and not landing anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26082 "2018-09-30T21:11:24Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > I really should give up my hobby of parsing Donald’s word salad…but I’m having more difficulty than usual with this one. Is he saying that the proper name is “Democratic” but he prefers saying “Democrat” because it sounds bad? or that “Democrat” is the right name? And it just happens to also sound bad? He keeps just spinning in oratorical circles and not landing anywhere. Why do we drive on parkway and park on a driveway? Why do we call them democrats when they are evil haters of the United Shates (sic.) of America? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26083 "2018-09-30T21:16:36Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Put a rapist on the Supreme Court and I will at least think about giving up on democracy. A rapist who wants to abolish _Roe v. Wade_. Kavanaugh has all sorts of sick problems. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2018, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/26084 "2018-09-30T21:24:36Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump: “Kim Jon Un and I fell in love.” > [https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/409104-trump-kim-jong-un-and-i-fell-in-love](https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/409104-trump-kim-jong-un-and-i-fell-in-love) Imagine what they (you know, they) would have said if Obama had said that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1303) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1305)