# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27925 "2018-12-10T19:14:05Z")

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It’s part of Republican family values.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27926 "2018-12-10T19:41:23Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> I love the last line of the story. “Did Rudy write Trump’s “Da Dang” meltdown in the hope of setting Trump up for an insanity defense?”

Trump is too prideful to use insanity. He’d rather go to jail.

And, moreover, he’d rather flee the country. (I genuinely worry that he’ll never come back each time he goes somewhere.)

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27927 "2018-12-10T19:47:42Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> And, moreover, he’d rather flee the country. (I genuinely worry that he’ll never come back each time he goes somewhere.)

Really? I pray for that.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27928 "2018-12-10T19:48:55Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> He should have fought publicly to have an open hearing. Fuck him.

The FBI didn’t want an open hearing because too much classified material would have been out in the open. There were a lot of questions that their lawyers kept batting down. All Comey’s testimony amounted to after the processing was that they were investigating four Americans who had ties to Russian interests.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27929 "2018-12-10T19:48:56Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Trump is too prideful to use insanity. He’d rather go to jail.
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> And, moreover, he’d rather flee the country. (I genuinely worry that he’ll never come back each time he goes somewhere.)

I wonder how much he can get for Air Force 1.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27930 "2018-12-10T20:47:23Z")

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> [@StarvingButStrong](#):
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> Really? I pray for that.

I want him in jail.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27931 "2018-12-10T20:55:19Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Is Rudy Giuliani writing Trump’s tweets?  
> [Glitch in Donald Trump’s latest tweet suggests Rudy Giuliani has begun secretly tweeting for him - Palmer Report](https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/glitch-tweet-trump-rudy-giuliani/14614/?fbclid=IwAR2jiEpz3stknjSwric6KtJs3J-WUzhafZcLjnfuMmNCzvVgYJFv9QelTiw)

It’s part of the “smocking gun” defense.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27932 "2018-12-10T21:20:15Z")

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Sounds like Mark Meadows will probably get the Chief of Staff gig.

I suppose that the imminent insanity we can all expect to be thrown into will at least be somewhat ameliorated by the knowledge that Meadows will be regretting his life far more greatly than almost any other person on Earth.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27933 "2018-12-10T21:46:51Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Trump is too prideful to use insanity.

No, it will be the _best_ insanity ever! No one will have ever gone as insane as he will. Sand!

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I wonder how much he can get for Air Force 1.

The Presidential Flybrary? Oh, wait, maybe that will be all his trousers …

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27934 "2018-12-10T21:58:43Z")

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I don’t really see how it matters who the Chief of Staff is with this guy. You could put the reincarnated U Thant in there or you could put Tom Sizemore and a pile of meth in there and Trump will just do and say any stupid thing he thinks of.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27935 "2018-12-10T22:17:14Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I don’t really see how it matters who the Chief of Staff is with this guy. You could put the reincarnated U Thant in there or you could put Tom Sizemore and a pile of meth in there and Trump will just do and say any stupid thing he thinks of.

The Presidency, under Kelly, was far more reasonable than it was under Priebus. Now, granted, that could just be a matter that Trump learned more, but I’m pretty doubtful. I think you’re going to be surprised by how much more stupid the Administration can get. Remember, after all, we were spared things like Trump exiting the South Korea trade agreement by Cohn stealing the page off Trump’s desk. Minus some sane people in Trump’s orbit, the bottom is still a lot lower than we’ve seen.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27936 "2018-12-10T22:24:15Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> William Barr wants the federal government to impose Catholic morality on the United States.  
> [William Barr, Trump’s Attorney General Pick, Wanted Government to ‘Restrain Sexual Immorality’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/william-barr-trumps-attorney-general-pick-wanted-government-to-restrain-sexual-immorality)?

I think we’re already there–the nation’s children are most definitely fucked.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27937 "2018-12-10T22:44:52Z")

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I’m surprised Pence doesn’t just step in as CoS. He’s not obligated to do much of anything else, he’s a loyal bootlicker, his fate is already intimately tied to Trump, he’s got governmental executive experience and it’ll give him first-hand West Wing experience.

What’s to stop the veep from also serving as presidential CoS?

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27938 "2018-12-10T23:54:15Z")

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This is not new but I find it very amusing. Sandy and Richard Riccardi sing “[The Boy from Mar-A-Lago](https://youtu.be/IK7oa7AjCNM)” (YouTube)

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27939 "2018-12-10T23:57:39Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Is Rudy Giuliani writing Trump’s tweets?  
> [Glitch in Donald Trump’s latest tweet suggests Rudy Giuliani has begun secretly tweeting for him - Palmer Report](https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/glitch-tweet-trump-rudy-giuliani/14614/?fbclid=IwAR2jiEpz3stknjSwric6KtJs3J-WUzhafZcLjnfuMmNCzvVgYJFv9QelTiw)

More likely that staffer that up until now has been writing Guiliani’s tweets has started helping out with Donald’s.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27940 "2018-12-11T00:12:05Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> … At the moment, Kushner’s options are to stay in the US and hope that he stayed clear of too much of Trump’s financial nonsense to be able to plead that all of his work with foreign powers before January 2017 was just part of being a political agent for someone who seemed to be a genuine, legal candidate for office, or to flee the country with Ivanka and his children, if it looks like that’s not going to fly.
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> Maybe that’s why he’s keeping it close with MBS. Guest of the Prince/King of Saudi Arabia is probably not a bad way to live out the rest of your days. …

Kushner knows things that could embarrass MBS. Being in that situation could mean, sooner rather than later, an appointment with a bone saw.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27941 "2018-12-11T00:50:48Z")

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I have to say, this acronym bothers me a bit, because I was frequenting a NG where “CoS” meant “Church of Scientology”. Though, they usually spelt it “Co$” – which, when you think about it …

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27942 "2018-12-11T01:17:11Z")

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[Trump administration has quietly barred NIH scientists from acquiring fetal tissue](https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/12/trump-administration-has-quietly-barred-nih-scientists-acquiring-fetal-tissue)

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> U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration has ordered scientists employed by the U.S. National Institutes of Health (NIH) to stop acquiring new human fetal tissue for experiments, ScienceInsider has learned. The suspension, imposed this past September without a public announcement, came as the government launched a review of all fetal tissue research funded by the federal government. The pause affects two laboratories run by the Bethesda, Maryland–based agency, NIH officials say. In one case, it disrupted a study probing how the virus that causes AIDS initially colonizes human tissues.

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> “We were all poised to go and then the bombshell was dropped,” says HIV researcher Warner Greene, director of the Gladstone Center for HIV Cure Research in San Francisco, California, who was collaborating with an NIH laboratory that received the order. “The decision completely knocked our collaboration off the rails. We were devastated.”

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27943 "2018-12-11T01:21:31Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Kushner knows things that could embarrass MBS. Being in that situation could mean, sooner rather than later, an appointment with a bone saw.

That is, obviously, the downside.

Reminds me of the Facebook meme:

Stalin - Clearing out his friends list before it was cool

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**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/27944 "2018-12-11T01:33:07Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> This is not new but I find it very amusing. Sandy and Richard Riccardi sing “[The Boy from Mar-A-Lago](https://youtu.be/IK7oa7AjCNM)” (YouTube)

Thanks for sharing. I laughed muchly. 😃

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