# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29785 "2019-01-20T15:07:51Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Trump cites San Antonio as a city that became much safer once it had a wall.

Maybe he meant the wall around the Alamo???

Of course, that didn’t work out so well, either…

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29786 "2019-01-20T15:17:12Z")

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By the way, about Trump’s speech yesterday - did the video quality seem particularly bad? Wasn’t this a staged speech for TV? Why such bad lighting and awkward camera angle?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29787 "2019-01-20T15:24:41Z")

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And did Eric _really_ need jodhpurs and a megaphone?

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**Author:** ![Celidin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Celidin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celidin)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29788 "2019-01-20T15:55:57Z")

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So Rudy G is on Meet the Press this morning once again tearing another hole in this whole Russian Collusion thing: [https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/giuliani-trump-tower-moscow-negotiations-as-far-as-october-november-2016-1429088835567](https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/giuliani-trump-tower-moscow-negotiations-as-far-as-october-november-2016-1429088835567)

Has anyone seriously considered that maybe Rudy is a double agent working for Bob Mueller? Ala “learn all of Trump’s secrets then go on TV and spill the beans all while claiming you’re ‘defending’ him?”

I mean it’s either that or Rudy is a certifiable class-A moron, so I get we won’t be sure either way…

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29789 "2019-01-20T16:10:32Z")

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> [@scr4](#):
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> I think so. See, it’s a waste of time to vote on a bill that you know the President won’t sign. But voting on a bill that you know the House won’t pass, that’s completely different.

And of course, if the president isn’t of your party, then you deliberately pass bills that you know he will veto. Not a waste of time at all.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29790 "2019-01-20T16:58:52Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Tuesday, man, it was always Tuesday, that I ever heard.  
> You could try something like
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> “_And that is called paying the Dane-geld;  
> \_\_But we’ve proved it again and again,  
> That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld  
> \_\_You never get rid of the Dane._” - Rudyard Kipling

I think you misspelled “Dunce-geld”.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29791 "2019-01-20T17:08:16Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> So Individual 1 wants to extend DACA for three years in exchange for building his wall. And at the end of three years, the government will have documentation on everybody who signed up for DACA, and can then round them up and deport them, right?

No, he wants the Dems to THINK he will extend. Maybe. If hell freezes over. When has he ever kept his part of the bargain, unless it was with Putin?

But the “round them up” part, you got right.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29792 "2019-01-20T17:09:20Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Trump cites San Antonio as a city that became much safer once it had a wall.
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> [https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1086670677900431360](https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1086670677900431360)

LOL. There is no wall there. And all the border towns have said they don’t want any wall.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29793 "2019-01-20T17:11:20Z")

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> [@Celidin](#):
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> So Rudy G is on Meet the Press this morning once again tearing another hole in this whole Russian Collusion thing: [Giuliani: Trump Tower Moscow negotiations 'as far as October, November' 2016](https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/giuliani-trump-tower-moscow-negotiations-as-far-as-october-november-2016-1429088835567)
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> Has anyone seriously considered that maybe Rudy is a double agent working for Bob Mueller? Ala “learn all of Trump’s secrets then go on TV and spill the beans all while claiming you’re ‘defending’ him?”
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> I mean it’s either that or Rudy is a certifiable class-A moron, so I get we won’t be sure either way…

If you get a parking ticket, but want to go for the death penalty, Rudy G is your go to guy 😃

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29794 "2019-01-20T17:12:54Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Trump has announced a major announcement for 3 PM Saturday. Emergency declaration?

It turned out to be a big fat nothingberder.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29795 "2019-01-20T18:49:45Z")

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Has this article been linked to yet?

[TRUMP MUST BE A RUSSIAN AGENT; THE ALTERNATIVE IS TOO AWFUL](https://www.wired.com/story/president-trump-mueller-russia-agent-putin/)

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> THE PATTERN OF his pro-Putin, pro-Russia, anti-FBI, anti-intelligence community actions are so one-sided, and the lies and obfuscation surrounding every single Russian meeting and conversation are so consistent, that if this president isn’t actually hiding a massive conspiracy, it means the alternative is worse: America elected a chief executive so oblivious to geopolitics, so self-centered and personally insecure, so naturally predisposed to undermine democratic institutions and coddle authoritarians, and so terrible a manager and leader, that he cluelessly surrounded himself with crooks, grifters, and agents of foreign powers, compromising the national security of the US government and undermining 75 years of critical foreign alliances, just to satiate his own ego.

Take your pick: Russian tool or dementia-addled childish fool. Of course, it could be both.

Feel free to supply other options.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29796 "2019-01-20T19:49:43Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> And of course, if the president isn’t of your party, then you deliberately pass bills that you know he will veto. Not a waste of time at all.

There is such a thing as overriding a veto.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29797 "2019-01-20T20:00:01Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> There is such a thing as overriding a veto.

And they actually have the votes to do it, too, if McConnell ever stopped being a fucking wienie.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29798 "2019-01-20T20:08:33Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> And they actually have the votes to do it, too, if McConnell ever stopped being a fucking wienie.

He’s not a wienie if you’re Robert Mercer (among others).

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29799 "2019-01-20T20:12:58Z")

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> [@Celidin](#):
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> So Rudy G is on Meet the Press this morning once again tearing another hole in this whole Russian Collusion thing: [Giuliani: Trump Tower Moscow negotiations 'as far as October, November' 2016](https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/giuliani-trump-tower-moscow-negotiations-as-far-as-october-november-2016-1429088835567)
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> Has anyone seriously considered that maybe Rudy is a double agent working for Bob Mueller? Ala “learn all of Trump’s secrets then go on TV and spill the beans all while claiming you’re ‘defending’ him?”
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> I mean it’s either that or Rudy is a certifiable class-A moron, so I get we won’t be sure either way…

That’s what I was thinking while watching him. I mean, do good lawyers think he’s a good lawyer? Because he sure does come off as a buffoon.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29800 "2019-01-20T20:18:02Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> …  
> Then, he will offer a “compromise”, much like he pretended that switching from concrete to steel was somehow at the Democrats behest…

The stupid asshole thought that asking for transparency in the wall deal and WHO is going build it and WHERE the money goes means that you must be able to see through the wall.

Transparent. Big ass steel fence. You can SEE through it.

I’ll give him credit for understanding the big word transparency (4 syllables after all), but not for how it was used. Trump is a fucking moron. We know this.

There are just no words to describe how stupid the asshole in the oval office is.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29801 "2019-01-20T20:33:02Z")

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The line is that border security professionals tell him they need to be able to see the other side of the wall. He gets their calls all the time, when he can take time out from hugging the victims of illegal immigrant thugs. Does a lot of that. Don’t recall seeing any pictures of it, but that may be due to his modesty.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29802 "2019-01-21T00:07:59Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Trump cites San Antonio as a city that became much safer once it had a wall.  
> [https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1086670677900431360](https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1086670677900431360)

There’s speculation online that Trump confused San Antonio and San Diego.

The 25th Amendment evidence keeps piling up. Some instances are minor, sure—but there are so _many_ of them.  
[https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3016215](https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3016215)

> [@enipla](#):
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> The stupid asshole thought that asking for transparency in the wall deal and WHO is going build it and WHERE the money goes means that you must be able to see through the wall.  
> Transparent. Big ass steel fence. You can SEE through it.
> 
> I’ll give him credit for understanding the big word transparency (4 syllables after all), but not for how it was used. Trump is a fucking moron. We know this.  
> There are just no words to describe how stupid the asshole in the oval office is.

Well, he is undeniably stupid. But he wants that slush fund, and he wants a free hand in doling out the cash. So we’re _never_ going to see a detailed plan for spending that money. No metaphorical transparency will be offered; just the literal ‘see through the bars’ type.

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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29803 "2019-01-21T00:49:30Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> That’s what I was thinking while watching him. I mean, do good lawyers think he’s a good lawyer? Because he sure does come off as a buffoon.

Can’t speak for lawyers, good or bad, but the repetition of Mr. G’s buffoon act seems calculated. It fits a Trump pattern of creating numerous superficial controversies for the town, media and public to digest. Such buffoonery could always be disavowed (“You’re fired!”) or equivocated (“Rudy didn’t understand what I told him.”), so there is no perceived risk of actual consequences.

In Trump’s ignorant, compulsively lying mind, words are cheap and have no integrity… similar, I imagine, to how he views most people. And after successfully selling himself as a president, I think he feels he can sell anything, including his own innocence.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/29804 "2019-01-21T01:09:13Z")

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I can see “Wall-Tunnel-Ladder” replacing “Rock-Paper-Scissors”., only _both_ tunnel and ladder beat wall. Kind of like Joey Tribianni’s version of RPS in which rock breaks scissors and smashes through paper.

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