# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1556
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31105 "2019-03-10T18:34:46Z")
Why waste good Parmesan? A cake of brie, heated until it’s just runny, is what I’d go with. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31106 "2019-03-10T18:39:57Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Why waste good Parmesan? A cake of brie, heated until it’s just runny, is what I’d go with. Why waste good brie? Toss a couple chunks of limburger his way. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31107 "2019-03-10T18:46:20Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Why waste good brie? Toss a couple chunks of limburger his way. _Good_ brie is a thing? Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31108 "2019-03-10T18:58:03Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Why waste good Parmesan? A cake of brie, heated until it’s just runny, is what I’d go with. Parmesan makes for a much better blunt instrument, though. You can humiliate someone with a camembert and you can really, lastingly fuck up their suit with a brie. But only parmesan will give you that “concussion at the fucking least” feeling. This post is sponsored by Parmigiano-Reggiano ™ (R) (c). ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31109 "2019-03-10T19:35:22Z")
Can we weaponize [Cheese-in-a-Can](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy_Cheese)? Get a Guiness-style CO2 widget inside the can that’ll propel a rope of suit-staining plastic cheese all the way to a podium? ---
**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31110 "2019-03-10T19:50:17Z")
I was thinking a jar of Cheez Whiz. ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31111 "2019-03-10T22:12:22Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > More like “The Seven Deadly Sins Became Flesh”, I’d say… Seen on reddit: “The seven deadly sins aren’t supposed to be a checklist.” I imagine he’s still working on unlocking the achievement for breaking all 10 commandments. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2019, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31112 "2019-03-10T22:52:47Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > The latest punchline? Betsy’s brother, fellow moron-criminal Erik Prince, seems to [have accidentally admitted to perjury](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/erik-prince-trump-tower-meeting-blackwater-interview-mehdi-hasan-a8815446.html). Prince it seems set up a (probably illegal) meeting between a foreign emissary and his buddy Don Junior, lied about to Congress, then bragged about it on TV. :smack: Wait, it gets better: turns out, he knows Johnny Ola after all. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31113 "2019-03-11T04:21:09Z")
Two senior ICE officials caught liking and spreading conspiracy theory that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar “took terriroism classes”. > **[ICE investigating agents for sharing social media posts promoting conspiracy...](https://thehill.com/policy/433418-ice-officials-under-review-for-sharing-social-media-posts-promoting-conspiracy/)** > > Two Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers are reportedly under review by the department for liking and sharing social media posts promoting a conspiracy theory about Rep. Ilhan Om… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31114 "2019-03-11T05:30:17Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > _Good_ brie is a thing? > > Huh. Yes: [https://www.google.com/search?q=alison+brie&tbm=isch&chips=q:alison+brie,g\_1:body:83LSl-iGCVk%3D&client=ms-android-att-aio-us&prmd=inv&hl=en&ved=2ahUKEwjJi4jOrfngAhWodN8KHRwMAKYQ4lZ6BAgBEBg&biw=320&bih=448](https://www.google.com/search?q=alison+brie&tbm=isch&chips=q:alison+brie,g_1:body:83LSl-iGCVk%3D&client=ms-android-att-aio-us&prmd=inv&hl=en&ved=2ahUKEwjJi4jOrfngAhWodN8KHRwMAKYQ4lZ6BAgBEBg&biw=320&bih=448) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31115 "2019-03-11T12:49:18Z")
> [@Apollyon](#): > > Seen on reddit: “The seven deadly sins aren’t supposed to be a checklist.” > > I imagine he’s still working on unlocking the achievement for breaking all 10 commandments. He just doesn’t have the attention span to learn the artistic skill required to craft a graven image. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31116 "2019-03-11T13:52:03Z")
> [@Apollyon](#): > > Seen on reddit: “The seven deadly sins aren’t supposed to be a checklist.” > > I imagine he’s still working on unlocking the achievement for breaking all 10 commandments. Yeah, the 7 deadly sins for Trump is not a check list. It’s a bucket list. Same goes for the 10 commandments. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31117 "2019-03-11T15:12:26Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Dude, that is Super. Oh yeah, I agree! Hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31118 "2019-03-11T15:29:30Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > He just doesn’t have the attention span to learn the artistic skill required to craft a graven image. But he stole charity funds to buy a portrait of himself. Close enough. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31119 "2019-03-11T16:03:25Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Yeah, the 7 deadly sins for Trump is not a check list. It’s a bucket list. Its not much of a bucket list if you complete it by age 15. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31120 "2019-03-11T18:17:24Z")
Individual 1 says he called Tim Cook “Tim Apple” on purpose. > **[President Trump insists he was saving time by calling Cook 'Tim Apple' |...](https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/03/11/president-trump-insists-he-was-saving-time-by-calling-cook-tim-apple)** > > On Monday, U.S. President Donald Trump defended his recent reference to Apple's CEO as "Tim Apple," claiming he was simply trying to save time. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31121 "2019-03-11T18:29:18Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 says he called Tim Cook “Tim Apple” on purpose. > [President Trump insists he was saving time by calling Cook 'Tim Apple' | AppleInsider](https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/03/11/president-trump-insists-he-was-saving-time-by-calling-cook-tim-apple) \*Sure \*he did. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31122 "2019-03-11T18:32:49Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 says he called Tim Cook “Tim Apple” on purpose. > [President Trump insists he was saving time by calling Cook 'Tim Apple' | AppleInsider](https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/03/11/president-trump-insists-he-was-saving-time-by-calling-cook-tim-apple) Does he ever listen to staff? I HAVE to think that someone in the communications department told him to make a self deprecating joke, give it a chuckle and then it would _over_. Now it’s got legs. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31123 "2019-03-11T18:36:59Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Does he ever listen to staff?.. No. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31124 "2019-03-11T18:37:27Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 says he called Tim Cook “Tim Apple” on purpose. > [President Trump insists he was saving time by calling Cook 'Tim Apple' | AppleInsider](https://appleinsider.com/articles/19/03/11/president-trump-insists-he-was-saving-time-by-calling-cook-tim-apple) Of course, this was _after_ denying it happened at all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1555) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=1557)