# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31145 "2019-03-13T00:45:25Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I think the Flying Tigers have that honor. 😛

Other message boards are plagued with snotty pedants who would intrude their noses where unwelcome and unnecessary.

Guys like this:

> [@](#):
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> The Flying Tigers never fought against the Zero. By the time they were operational the Navy had moved out of China and the JAAF had taken over for the remainder of the war…

> **[P-40 vs. Zero](https://ww2aircraft.net/forum/threads/p-40-vs-zero.4278/)**
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> I just read an interesting article about the P-40, and some of it was written by a 14th. Air Force pilot who said a few things I had not heard before. The standard diving attack was mentioned, and was said to be effective, as the Flying Tigers...

Happily, an ugly fact can destroy a theory, but bounces right off a good joke!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31146 "2019-03-13T04:15:30Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> _Good_ brie is a thing?
> 
> Huh.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31147 "2019-03-13T04:20:52Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> _I Know What You Did Last Summer_ (film series)
> 
> - _I Know What You Did Last Summer_ (1997)
> - _I Still Know What You Did Last Summer_ (1998)
> - _I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer_ (2006)
> - _I Know What You Did Later in the Summer_ (2019)

:dubious: 'Zat you, hiding in my barn? :eek:

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31148 "2019-03-13T04:44:29Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese  
Everybody’s looking for Stilton

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31149 "2019-03-13T05:02:40Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> :dubious: 'Zat you, hiding in my barn? :eek:

The movie’s plot: Robert Mueller knows what Don Jr did later in the summer, and it was something bad…

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31150 "2019-03-13T09:52:42Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

Holy _shit_.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31151 "2019-03-13T12:59:31Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Holy _shit_.

yeah - that was Gouda.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31152 "2019-03-13T13:13:21Z")

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Remember that old argument that the Republicans will come to regret supporting a national emergency declaration by the president because a future Democratic president will use the same power in the future? Yeah, the GOP [has that covered.](https://www.newsweek.com/king-trump-gop-senators-introduce-new-bill-curbing-emergency-powers-stop-1361192) They are putting forward legislation to limit presidential emergency declarations.

But, it specifically won’t affect Trump’s emergency declaration, just the ones that come next, because these guys are hypocrites one and all.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31153 "2019-03-13T13:26:42Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> yeah - that was Gouda.

Ricotta stop all these puns. They’re not quite the queso fun I thought it would be.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31154 "2019-03-13T13:29:46Z")

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Parmesean wants to use you  
Parmesean wants to be used by you  
Camembert wants to abuse you  
Camembert wants to be abused

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31155 "2019-03-13T13:34:33Z")

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This story deserves its own thread. (Maybe there is one and I missed it.)

[Government shutdown may have led to airplane crash.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6803041/Boeing-software-update-fix-Max-8-nosedive-problem-delayed-government-shutdown.html)

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> Boeing software update to fix nosedive problem ‘had been delayed by US government shutdown’, it’s claimed …
> 
> Boeing began working on the changes for Max 8 software after Lion Air disaster  
> The fixes were initially set to be announced in January, it has been reported  
> Officials claim work dragged with delays increased by US government shutdown  
> …  
> The planned updates dragged amid engineering and regulatory complications while ‘consideration of the fixes was suspended’ during the 35-day partial government shutdown in America, industry and government officials told the Wall Street Journal.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31156 "2019-03-13T18:45:23Z")

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Boeing had a fix for the software on the 737 Max planes, but wasn’t able to install it because of the government shutdown.

> **[US to ground all Boeing 737 MAX 8 and 9 jets in wake of crash \[Updated\]](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/boeings-fixes-to-737-max-software-delayed-by-government-shutdown-report-claims/)**
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> Software update, which may have been delayed by government shutdown, promised "by April."

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31157 "2019-03-13T18:52:10Z")

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So it’s the Democrats’ fault. I knew it!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31158 "2019-03-13T18:59:06Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> So it’s the Democrats’ fault. I knew it!

Specifically, Obama’s fault. Or Hillary’s. Or both.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31159 "2019-03-13T19:01:47Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Boeing had a fix for the software on the 737 Max planes, but wasn’t able to install it because of the government shutdown.  
> [US to ground all Boeing 737 MAX 8 and 9 jets in wake of crash [Updated] | Ars Technica](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/boeings-fixes-to-737-max-software-delayed-by-government-shutdown-report-claims/)

I think there is a “Boeing is throwing Trump under the Airbus” joke here, but my snark-fu is weak on this one. Anybody else want to take it? 😉

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31160 "2019-03-13T19:18:41Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> I think there is a “Boeing is throwing Trump under the Airbus” joke here, but my snark-fu is weak on this one. Anybody else want to take it? 😉

I’ll steal it… whenever Facebook comes back up.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31161 "2019-03-13T19:26:25Z")

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Freely given, freely taken. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31162 "2019-03-14T00:45:18Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> This story deserves its own thread. (Maybe there is one and I missed it.)
> 
> [Government shutdown may have led to airplane crash.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6803041/Boeing-software-update-fix-Max-8-nosedive-problem-delayed-government-shutdown.html)

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Boeing had a fix for the software on the 737 Max planes, but wasn’t able to install it because of the government shutdown.  
> [US to ground all Boeing 737 MAX 8 and 9 jets in wake of crash [Updated] | Ars Technica](https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/boeings-fixes-to-737-max-software-delayed-by-government-shutdown-report-claims/)

My first thought was ‘it would have been cosmic justice if Air Force One were a 737 Max.’

My second thought was that a crash would have killed a lot of innocent Air Force crew members, so that’s no good.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31163 "2019-03-14T01:28:38Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> _Good_ brie is a thing?
> 
> Huh.

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

> [@susan](#):
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> I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese  
> Everybody’s looking for Stilton

> [@simster](#):
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> yeah - that was Gouda.

> [@Superdude](#):
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> Ricotta stop all these puns. They’re not quite the queso fun I thought it would be.

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Parmesean wants to use you  
> Parmesean wants to be used by you  
> Camembert wants to abuse you  
> Camembert wants to be abused

:dubious:  
You guys are crackers.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/31164 "2019-03-14T02:53:17Z")

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[More fun from the idiot in chief](https://news.yahoo.com/u-immigration-agency-slash-overseas-presence-155215323.html):

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> President Donald Trump’s administration is planning to close the U.S. immigration agency’s overseas locations, according to current and former officials and an internal memo, in a move affecting offices that currently handle family visa requests, international adoptions and other tasks.

Yeah, you incompetent schmuck disgracing the office of the presidency with every breath you take, your stunt is transparent (from the same link):

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> “They are doing an across-the-board effort to dismantle the capacity of this country to process refugees and immigrants legally,” said Mark Hetfield, president of the U.S. refugee assistance organization HIAS. “It is not consistent with what President Trump said in the State of the Union (address), which is that he wants immigrants to come here, that he wants them to come here legally.”

Let’s try a thought experiment here. Who will be affected by this? Oh, yeah; military members who are stationed overseas and wish to get naturalized, military members whose foreign national immediate family members wish to get immigrant visas when their sponsor transfers back to the US, and, this cannot surprise anyone, people who want to apply for refugee status. I wonder whom else Dumbtrump will screw with this.

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