# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3401 "2017-04-15T08:21:25Z")

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Massive cruise missile attack against Syria, mother of all bombs dropped in Afghanistan, test of B61 nuclear bomb delivery system. It appears that these are calculated messages aimed at the DPRK.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3402 "2017-04-15T08:23:11Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Oh hey. Look at that. Okay. I retract.
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> Apropos of nothing …
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> This one I don’t get. I mean, I get:\* HA HA HA … guy I don’t like got stuck in an elevator … HA HA HA\* - why, I used to entertain similar sentiments myself. Seventh grade wasn’t that long ago.
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> That said, what makes this an administrative cluster-fuck? Did Trump appoint the elevator?

He appointed the guy who got stuck. And that guy is stupid. So seeing him get trapped in a rundown elevator instead of just not using it is kinda funny.

At least, that’s why hearing about it made me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3403 "2017-04-15T08:52:29Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> The world is the closest it’s ever been to a nuclear conflict since 1980’s and Trump leaves the WH oh Thursday to take a 4 day weekend and play golf. If anyone still supports Trump at this point after seeing him flip flop on all the things he ran on (no uneccesary interventions, get mexico to pay for the wall, defeat ISIS in 30 days, repeal ACA, hard line on China, drain the swamp, no golf weekends etc etc etc) then I am just going to assume they’re a racist, of all the things Trump said making life difficult for those they think aren’t “real americans” is the one thing he’ll actually deliver on.
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> There were other potential reasons someone could support Trump before, now there really is none, if you still support Trump it’s because you want white male supremacy, end of story.

40% approval rating. Up from a week or two ago.

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**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3404 "2017-04-15T09:03:47Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> 40% approval rating. Up from a week or two ago.

IMO thats a temporary bump due to the media fawning over Trump being “Presidential” by launching some cruise missiles. Give it a few weeks and it will drop down to 35% again.

(barring Trump starting a major major shooting war in which case all bets are off).

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> Massive cruise missile attack against Syria, mother of all bombs dropped in Afghanistan, test of B61 nuclear bomb delivery system. It appears that these are calculated messages aimed at the DPRK.

I agree but also, Trump has finally realised the only thing he can do unilaterally with no congress agreement is military action so he’s playing with his new toys. Deity save us all.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3405 "2017-04-15T09:07:17Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> He appointed the guy who got stuck. And that guy is stupid. So seeing him get trapped in a rundown elevator instead of just not using it is kinda funny.
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> At least, that’s why hearing about it made me laugh.

And I suppose you’d buy a drink for a right-winger laughing at, say, John Kerry, getting stuck in an elevator?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3406 "2017-04-15T10:53:36Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> .
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> There were other potential reasons someone could support Trump before, now there really is none, if you still support Trump it’s because you want white male supremacy, end of story.

There never were any valid reasons. If you voted for him, you are a wretched person.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3407 "2017-04-15T11:17:32Z")

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> [@The\_Librarian](#):
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> The world is slowly spiraling to WWIII and you deem it appropriate to comment on someone’s looks?
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> You totally deserve Donald.

You prefer the others? Melania might be the only hope is NOT spiralling to WWIII. I certainly wouldn’t trust the First Lady—er, First Daughter not to escalate things.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3408 "2017-04-15T14:16:55Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> You prefer the others? Melania might be the only hope is NOT spiralling to WWIII. I certainly wouldn’t trust the First Lady—er, First Daughter not to escalate things.

It is not about my preferences, it’s about not writing about your peeping tom fantasies.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3409 "2017-04-15T14:29:34Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> And I suppose you’d buy a drink for a right-winger laughing at, say, John Kerry, getting stuck in an elevator?

It’s the “stupid” part that makes the humor. Ben Carson could get stuck for hours on an _escalator._

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3410 "2017-04-15T14:33:03Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> You prefer the others? Melania might be the only hope is NOT spiralling to WWIII. I certainly wouldn’t trust the First Lady—er, First Daughter not to escalate things.

What role do you imagine Melania is going to play in preventing an escalating international crisis, let alone the potential of a new large scale war?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3411 "2017-04-15T14:54:28Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> It’s the “stupid” part that makes the humor. Ben Carson could get stuck for hours on an _escalator._

Sorry, I’m not seeing it. I’ve been stuck in an elevator before; I like to think I’m not stupid. Now, when the man opens his mouth to speak, well, then you got your chucklefest right there.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3412 "2017-04-15T15:47:47Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> It’s the “stupid” part that makes the humor. Ben Carson could get stuck for hours on an _escalator._

Oh, come on. Next you’ll be saying he could get stuck offstage at a debate.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3413 "2017-04-15T16:12:38Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> It’s the “stupid” part that makes the humor. Ben Carson could get stuck for hours on an _escalator._

Well, he does seem to be stuck on bad-hair-guy, who appears to be on a path toward escalating things badly, so …

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3414 "2017-04-15T16:47:37Z")

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> [@The\_Librarian](#):
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> The world is slowly spiraling to WWIII and you deem it appropriate to comment on someone’s looks?

The world is slowly spiraling to WWIII and you have nothing better to do than post on a messageboard? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3415 "2017-04-15T16:54:26Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> The world is slowly spiraling to WWIII and you have nothing better to do than post on a messageboard? :dubious:

What would you suggest we do? The whole of humanity seems to be circling the drain, caught in an inexorable current. If you happen to have ready access to the plug, please be forthcoming.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3416 "2017-04-15T16:56:56Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> What would you suggest we do? The whole of humanity seems to be circling the drain, caught in an inexorable current. If you happen to have ready access to the plug, please be forthcoming.

Oh, is that what that was?

I better put it back.

I’ve been using it as a coffee table/conversation piece.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3417 "2017-04-15T17:01:54Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Oh, come on. Next you’ll be saying he could get stuck offstage at a debate.

You, sir, win the Internet!

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3418 "2017-04-15T17:03:59Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> What role do you imagine Melania is going to play in preventing an escalating international crisis, let alone the potential of a new large scale war?

I dunno. Maybe she could start divorce proceedings and take his mind off of golf for a while.  
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3419 "2017-04-15T17:11:19Z")

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I don’t know. Is cranky Donald really a better bet? He might cheer himself up by blowing things up.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3420 "2017-04-15T17:59:46Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> What would you suggest we do? The whole of humanity seems to be circling the drain, caught in an inexorable current. If you happen to have ready access to the plug, please be forthcoming.

You’ve been whooshed. I was being sarcastic at **The Librarian’s** silly scolding of **Biffster.**

The suggestion that everybody should cease all their ordinary activities because of some looming crisis is ridiculous.

And no, the “whole of humanity” isn’t circling the drain. I expect we’re in for some ugly times ahead, I but I grew up in the 60s when global annihilation seemed possible. I wouldn’t want to be living in Seoul right now, though.

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