# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34325 "2019-07-12T23:02:56Z")

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Gerald Ford, the only President of the United States who was NEVER elected, will be remembered solely for pardoning Nixon. And appearing on The Simpsons.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34326 "2019-07-12T23:04:33Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> [Top Trump Departures](https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1149681104229752832):
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> Flynn  
> Walsh  
> Comey  
> Dubke  
> McFarland  
> Spicer  
> Priebus  
> Mooch  
> Bannon  
> Gorka  
> Icahn  
> Price  
> Powell  
> Manigault  
> McCabe  
> Porter  
> Raffel  
> Hicks  
> Cohn  
> Tillerson  
> McMaster  
> Shulkin  
> Anton  
> Bossert  
> Pruitt  
> Short  
> Haley  
> Sessions  
> Kelly  
> Ayers  
> Zinke  
> Mattis  
> Shine  
> McMahon  
> Nielsen  
> Sanders  
> Acosta

Only the best people.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34327 "2019-07-13T01:43:49Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Gerald Ford, the only President of the United States who was NEVER elected, will be remembered solely for pardoning Nixon. And appearing on The Simpsons.

He will be remembered for more than that. When Nixon quit and Ford took over, the entire country breathed a sigh of relief. The man who had stained the office was gone, and all of his criminal associates with him. There was finally a decent man in the Oval Office.

Thump has stained, sullied, and disgraced the office far more than Nixon ever did. And he does it every day, several times a day. For those who are too young to remember when decency reclaimed the White House, I only hope history will soon repeat itself, and then you’ll know what that feels like.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34328 "2019-07-13T01:46:45Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Thump has stained, sullied, and disgraced the office far more than Nixon ever did. And he does it every day, several times a day. For those who are too young to remember when decency reclaimed the White House, I only hope history will soon repeat itself, and then you’ll know what that feels like.

One difference; Could you name one Republican… ONE. Who could “reclaim the White House” should Trump be tossed out tomorrow?

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34329 "2019-07-13T01:49:03Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> One difference; Could you name one Republican… ONE. Who could “reclaim the White House” should Trump be tossed out tomorrow?

Maybe Mueller.

He’s disappointed a lot of us by being so passive about the misrepresentation of his report. But he does still have a reputation for having some decency and some patriotism.

eta: I don’t mean to damn him with that faint praise, but merely to express skepticism about his overall ability to clean up Trump’s mess, should he be drafted to try. He’s kind of overly-concerned with being non-confrontational, it seems to me.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34330 "2019-07-13T01:51:28Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> One difference; Could you name one Republican… ONE. Who could “reclaim the White House” should Trump be tossed out tomorrow?

That’s a rhetorical question, right?

Possibly Justin Amash, although… he’s no longer a Republican. So no.

ETA: Not that I would want him to. Wing nut libertarians scare me as much as Republicans.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34331 "2019-07-13T01:53:05Z")

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[the acostas couldn’t look more like a strict christian family with dark secrets if they tried](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alex-acosta-family-photograph/)

His two daughters look like the twin creepy kids from _The Shining_. They look like their heads were stuffed into goldfish bowls for haircut day.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34332 "2019-07-13T01:58:34Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> [the acostas couldn’t look more like a strict christian family with dark secrets if they tried](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alex-acosta-family-photograph/)
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> His two daughters look like the twin creepy kids from _The Shining_. They look like their heads were stuffed into goldfish bowls for haircut day.

Where have I seen that haircut before?

[Oh, yeah.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/774/lime-cat.jpg)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34333 "2019-07-13T02:14:16Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> [the acostas couldn’t look more like a strict christian family with dark secrets if they tried](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alex-acosta-family-photograph/)
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> His two daughters look like the twin creepy kids from _The Shining_. They look like their heads were stuffed into goldfish bowls for haircut day.

Pence looks like he’s playing pocket pool. Or he’s trying not to grope Mrs. Acosta. Or Mr. Acosta.

ETA: Who’s the distorted guy that looks like a bad Photoshop job?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34334 "2019-07-13T02:23:09Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Gerald Ford, the only President of the United States who was NEVER elected, will be remembered solely for pardoning Nixon. And appearing on The Simpsons.

And thanks to Chevy Chase on the first SNLs, being really clumsy.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34335 "2019-07-13T02:29:34Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> One difference; Could you name one Republican… ONE. Who could “reclaim the White House” should Trump be tossed out tomorrow?

No.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34336 "2019-07-13T02:41:27Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> > [the acostas couldn’t look more like a strict christian family with dark secrets if they tried](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/alex-acosta-family-photograph/)
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> > His two daughters look like the twin creepy kids from _The Shining_. They look like their heads were stuffed into goldfish bowls for haircut day.
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> Pence looks like he’s playing pocket pool. Or he’s trying not to grope Mrs. Acosta. Or Mr. Acosta.
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> ETA: Who’s the distorted guy that looks like a bad Photoshop job?

I think it’s his father, Rene, based on the caption.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34337 "2019-07-13T02:45:47Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> "… So to me, free speech is not when you see something good and then you purposely write bad. To me, that’s very dangerous speech, and you become angry at it. But that’s not free speech.”
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> I can’t even begin to imagine what examples he thinks of that would constitute “something good” about his time in office. I know he’s frustrated that people don’t write about how great he is more often, but I’m at a loss for examples of him actually doing “something good.”

More from the moron [here](https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/trump-its-not-free-speech-if-journalists-write-bad-stories-about-me-that-make-me-angry/):

> [@Semi-sentient Piece of Shit](#):
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> I’m directing my administration to explore all regulatory and legislative solutions to protect free speech and the free speech rights of all Americans.

Tell me a story, a fairytale. Tell me how this shithead is not a wannabe dictator.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34338 "2019-07-13T03:04:03Z")

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They’re not even pretending anymore…

> [@](#):
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> On Fox News, WH spox @hogangidley45 said the quiet part loud about Trump’s citizenship question executive order: “The president said,\*\* ‘listen, I’m not going to be beholden to the courts anymore.’”\*\*

[https://t.co/wlO1SFY30f](https://t.co/wlO1SFY30f)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34339 "2019-07-13T03:41:37Z")

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“…beholden to the courts…”

WTF does that even mean? Anyway, how does he know a multisyllable word like “beholden”?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34340 "2019-07-13T03:48:25Z")

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Now Mnuchin says the government is running out of money faster than he anticipated, in a letter to Nancy Pelosi:

> [@](#):
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> “Based on updated projections, there is a scenario in which we run of out cash in early September, before Congress reconvenes,” Mnuchin wrote in a letter.

> **[US government is running out of money faster than expected, Mnuchin warns](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/12/politics/mnuchin-congress-letter-debt-crisis/index.html?__twitter_impression=true)**
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> Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin on Friday issued a warning Friday that the US government is at risk of running out of cash sooner than expected.

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34341 "2019-07-13T06:05:22Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Now Mnuchin says the government is running out of money faster than he anticipated, in a letter to Nancy Pelosi:
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> [US government is running out of money faster than expected, Mnuchin warns | CNN Politics](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/12/politics/mnuchin-congress-letter-debt-crisis/index.html?__twitter_impression=true)

I love Americathon but that was due to John Ritter and others being funny. Seeing this play out in real life is not as funny and while the president of both has the same penchant for women besides their wives… Moulan from North Korea was Hot! Dang. Life imitating art never seems to work out.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34342 "2019-07-13T09:58:30Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Now Mnuchin says the government is running out of money faster than he anticipated, in a letter to Nancy Pelosi:
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> [US government is running out of money faster than expected, Mnuchin warns | CNN Politics](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/12/politics/mnuchin-congress-letter-debt-crisis/index.html?__twitter_impression=true)

> [@](#):
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> In his letter, Mnuchin called on Congress to restore borrowing power by increasing the debt ceiling before Congress departs for its regular August recess.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the party of financial responsibility !

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34343 "2019-07-13T11:04:14Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > In his letter, Mnuchin called on Congress to restore borrowing power by increasing the debt ceiling before Congress departs for its regular August recess.
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> Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the party of financial responsibility !

It’s routine business (the US shouldn’t have a debt ceiling in the first place) and needs to be approved. That being said, Trump/McCarthy need to deliver at least 50% of the GOP House votes, and Pelosi can top it off with safe Democrats.

And McConnell can do it all on his own in the Senate.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2019, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/34344 "2019-07-13T11:47:58Z")

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Pelosi: “Sure thing, Stevie, my boy. Now which of the tax cuts are we going to repeal along with it?”

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