# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3441 "2017-04-17T21:36:21Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> The WaPo [reports](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/04/17/21000-people-and-18000-eggs-the-trump-white-house-braces-for-its-first-easter-egg-roll/?tid=pm_local_pop&utm_term=.7dc7b5f9ec1c) 21,000 attendees and 18,000 eggs. DeVos did the math? (Last year it was 37,000 guests and 85,000 eggs.)

I’m confused. From the linked article:

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> Some 21,000 people were invited to attend the annual White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday, one of the year’s largest events held at the mansion and one that attracted additional attention this year after the newest occupants of the most famous house on Pennsylvania Avenue got a slow start planning the party.
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> But despite concerns, all seemed to go off without a hitch.

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> But the White House came through, releasing tickets in mid-March and distributing them via an online lottery and to “schools, children’s’ hospitals and military and law enforcement families,” Spicer said last week. He said 18,000 eggs had been ordered, “which is in line for years past.”

If there are 21,000 people but only 18,000 eggs, that doesn’t sound like “without a hitch”. Didn’t some people complain about not having eggs to roll, which sounds like it’s the point of the exercise? I couldn’t find egg figures and attendance for previous years on a quick look, but the article says 35,000 rather than 37,000 attended last year. If they had 85,000 eggs it seems to make sense.  
Your quip about DeVos doing the math I can understand, but why didn’t the _Post_ say anything about the Great Egg Shortage? Or is it just that the parents don’t count? If Spicer said 18,000 is in line with previous years, but last year they had 85,000, is that a case of Spicer being Spicer?

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3442 "2017-04-17T21:45:20Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> And then[Melania had to nudge him to remind him to put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem](http://www.eonline.com/news/843926/melania-trump-nudges-donald-trump-to-raise-his-hand-for-the-national-anthem).

Oh, come on! This is such a minor thing. You never saw conservatives riding Obama about that kind of thing, did you? Let’s focus on the important issues.

Was he wearing a flag pin?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3443 "2017-04-17T22:08:04Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Was he wearing a flag pin?

American or Russian?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3444 "2017-04-17T22:11:05Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> The WaPo [reports](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/04/17/21000-people-and-18000-eggs-the-trump-white-house-braces-for-its-first-easter-egg-roll/?tid=pm_local_pop&utm_term=.7dc7b5f9ec1c) 21,000 attendees and 18,000 eggs.

To be fair, they had to triple-check that all the eggs were hard-boiled before Lord Orange could show his face.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3445 "2017-04-17T22:30:20Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I’m confused. From the linked article:
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> If there are 21,000 people but only 18,000 eggs, that doesn’t sound like “without a hitch”. Didn’t some people complain about not having eggs to roll, which sounds like it’s the point of the exercise? I couldn’t find egg figures and attendance for previous years on a quick look, but the article says 35,000 rather than 37,000 attended last year. If they had 85,000 eggs it seems to make sense.
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> Your quip about DeVos doing the math I can understand, but why didn’t the _Post_ say anything about the Great Egg Shortage? Or is it just that the parents don’t count? If Spicer said 18,000 is in line with previous years, but last year they had 85,000, is that a case of Spicer being Spicer?

The figures for 2016 came from this [article](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-throws-hat-easter-egg-roll-child-wants-it-signed-us-president-video-a7687796.html). I have not seen a confirmation of the 85,000 eggs last year. Perhaps it is an alternative count.

To be fair, I did read elsewhere that only children under 12 get one of the wooden eggs, so perhaps there were enough.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3446 "2017-04-18T03:31:22Z")

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The [perp line up](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/politics/donald-trump-administration.html) so far.

Fucking…el-grosso.

Huh! Ben’s eyes are actually open!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3447 "2017-04-18T04:14:21Z")

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I shouldn’t make fun of the kid, but it would be really cool to find that he is using his middle name. And that his first name is Robert.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3448 "2017-04-18T05:27:47Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> 40% approval rating. Up from a week or two ago.

Be it thy course to busy giddy minds  
With foreign quarrels; that action, hence borne out,  
May waste the memory of the former days.

William Shakespeare, _Henry IV Part II_, Act 4, Scene 3

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3449 "2017-04-18T05:35:19Z")

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So, he blames it on the French? Well, sure, why not? Its really the Dutch, of course, but Europe, close enough.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3450 "2017-04-18T05:37:20Z")

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Eighteen thousand, eighty thousand, they sound so similar. It would be an easy mistake to make. Maybe the phone had a bad signal when they were ordering.

It seems a bit like the Stonehenge performance. _You see it right there: you wrote 18" tall._ In fact, this whole administration is starting to _Smell_ like _the Glove_.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3451 "2017-04-18T13:57:04Z")

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By far the funniest thing I saw this morning. Some Trump supporters who were sued for committing acts of violence at a Trump rally are claiming the Trump campaign should pay any damages because they wouldn’t have done what they did if not for him urging them to do so.

> **[White nationalist counter-sues, blames Trump for violence at campaign rally](https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/04/18/white-nationalist-counter-sues-blames-trump-for-violence-at-campaign-rally.html)**
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> Two of the three supporters who were sued for aggressively shoving a young protester have filed counter claims that they were in direct response to Trump’s words.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3452 "2017-04-18T14:10:44Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> By far the funniest thing I saw this morning. Some Trump supporters who were sued for committing acts of violence at a Trump rally are claiming the Trump campaign should pay any damages because they wouldn’t have done what they did if not for him urging them to do so.
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> [White nationalist counter-sues, blames Trump for violence at campaign rally](https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/04/18/white-nationalist-counter-sues-blames-trump-for-violence-at-campaign-rally.html)

He did say that he would pay their legal bills.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3453 "2017-04-18T14:20:15Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> He did say that he would pay their legal bills.

Just like he pays his other bills.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3454 "2017-04-18T15:10:37Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Just like he pays his other bills.

Trump not pay his bills? [Who would have thunk it?](http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-bills-specialrepor-idUSKCN0T214Q20151113)

Stranger

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3455 "2017-04-18T17:24:15Z")

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Say it’s not so! The love affair is ending?

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**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3456 "2017-04-18T17:50:59Z")

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If Melania divorces Clown Shoes & fights for custody of Barron, will Clown Shoes become a “performance artist?”

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZufT7RPDA)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3457 "2017-04-18T18:16:00Z")

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Well isn’t this special. [China OKs trademarks for Ivanka Trump’s company on day she met with Xi](http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/18/news/ivanka-trump-trademarks). Looks like this president thing is really working out swell for the entire family.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3458 "2017-04-18T18:31:18Z")

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Wait, are saying there may be a _connection?_

I’m sure it’s simply happy coincidence.

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3459 "2017-04-18T22:24:26Z")

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> [@Little\_Pig](#):
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> Well isn’t this special. [China OKs trademarks for Ivanka Trump’s company on day she met with Xi](http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/18/news/ivanka-trump-trademarks). Looks like this president thing is really working out swell for the entire family.

I’m ready for the indictments to start, any day now. There should be loads of tape on these treasonous dickwads, just need the axe to fall…

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/3460 "2017-04-18T22:32:10Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Wait, are saying there may be a _connection?_
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> I’m sure it’s simply happy coincidence.

Second time, too.  
[Trump wins trademark case in China](http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1033428.shtml)

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> US President Donald Trump has won the right to use his name as the trademark of building construction services in China, a move which experts said was in line with relevant Chinese laws and should not be interpreted as an indication of bilateral relations.
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> The 10-year right to use the trademark was supposed to take effect on Tuesday, three months after the State Administration of Commerce and Industry announced on **November 13** that Trump’s application for the “TRUMP” trademark had passed a preliminary review and would seek public feedback for three months.
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> The registration signals the first trademark Trump has been granted in China during his presidency, following **decade-long** efforts to “wrest back” his name from a Chinese citizen named Dong Wei, the Associated Press reported on Tuesday.

Quite the coinky-dink.

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