# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35305 "2019-08-10T05:50:13Z")

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[According to The Mooch](https://theweek.com/speedreads/858089/trump-allegedly-feeling-smug), DJT is feeling smug about how things are going for him:

> [@](#):
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> …former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci spoke to The Associated Press ahead of Trump’s upcoming 10-day trip [to his New Jersey golf club] and said that the president, believe it or not, “doesn’t think he is facing any challenges” at the moment.
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> “His attitude is, ‘The economy is doing great, I am putting the hammer down on China, the rest is just noise,’” Scaramucci said. “The media is against him, his supporters are for him and the Democrats don’t seem like a threat. He’s going on vacation feeling smug.”  
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“The rest is just noise.”

I’m not a biologist, but I believe there are one-celled organisms capable of more complex internal processes than Donald.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35306 "2019-08-10T13:04:15Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 couldn’t get any of the shooting victims to talk to him at the El Paso hospital, so he got the uncle of the baby whose parents were killed to bring him to the hospital so he and Melania could pose with him, with individual 1 grinning like the buffoon he is and giving the thumbs up while taking a photo of an orphaned baby.  
> [Grinning Trump gives thumbs-up with baby whose parents were shot dead in El Paso terror attack | The Independent | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-melania-baby-el-paso-thumbs-up-hospital-parents-mass-shooting-a9049086.html)?

Perhaps we should just be thankful that he didn’t retweet [this](https://twitter.com/floyd_on_funny/status/400931550994628608?lang=en) to mark the occasion.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35307 "2019-08-10T14:05:11Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [Meme](https://ifunny.co/picture/this-is-acting-ice-director-thomas-homan-he-told-tucker-a8pbRzBv6)
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> Actincg ICE Director Thomas Homan told Tucker Carlson he objects to being compared to Nazis because ICE is ‘simply following orders.’

The irony, it burns. Did Carlson even blink or should we get him an armband, too.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35308 "2019-08-10T14:26:52Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [Meme](https://ifunny.co/picture/this-is-acting-ice-director-thomas-homan-he-told-tucker-a8pbRzBv6)
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> Actincg ICE Director Thomas Homan told Tucker Carlson he objects to being compared to Nazis because ICE is ‘simply following orders.’

I’d like to find a link to that. Was it “We were only following orders, we’re not nazis” or “Just because we followed orders, we should not be considered nazis.”?

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35309 "2019-08-10T14:49:32Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 couldn’t get any of the shooting victims to talk to him at the El Paso hospital, so he got the uncle of the baby whose parents were killed to bring him to the hospital so he and Melania could pose with him, with individual 1 grinning like the buffoon he is and giving the thumbs up while taking a photo of an orphaned baby.  
> [Grinning Trump gives thumbs-up with baby whose parents were shot dead in El Paso terror attack | The Independent | The Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-melania-baby-el-paso-thumbs-up-hospital-parents-mass-shooting-a9049086.html)?

On PBS NewsHour last night, in response to this photo: David Brooks of the NY Times (who is their _conservative_ voice, by the way) called the President of the United States a sociopath. And nobody even batted an eye.

This is how low we’ve sunk.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35310 "2019-08-10T15:20:00Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> [Sue Gordon has resigned as deputy director of national intelligence](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/sue-gordon-has-resigned-deputy-director-national-intelligence-n1040616)
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> Career CIA official leaves after being passed over for promotion. She probably knows that this president doesn’t care about foreign intelligence, but is instead more interested in collecting dirty on his enemies.
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> Never in the post-WWII era has America’s intelligence gathering apparatus been in such great danger of disintegrating and at risk of being penetrated by foreign powers.

Exactly how Putin and his bitches in the GOP (starting with Trump and McConnell) want it.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35311 "2019-08-10T15:21:01Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> This makes me sick.

Ditto.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35312 "2019-08-10T15:22:11Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [Meme](https://ifunny.co/picture/this-is-acting-ice-director-thomas-homan-he-told-tucker-a8pbRzBv6)
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> Actincg ICE Director Thomas Homan told Tucker Carlson he objects to being compared to Nazis because ICE is ‘simply following orders.’

That excuse didn’t work so well at the Nuremberg trials.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35313 "2019-08-10T15:24:45Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> State’s rights are only important to the right wing when the “rights” in question are the right to enslave other humans, or something something guns.  
> State’s rights are flexible. Just like their morals.

Exactly.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35314 "2019-08-10T16:56:58Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> The irony, it burns. Did Carlson even blink or should we get him an armband, too.

Fucker Carlson has been the conductor of the nazi choo-choo for a \*long \*while now.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35315 "2019-08-10T17:38:34Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> On PBS NewsHour last night, in response to this photo: David Brooks of the NY Times (who is their _conservative_ voice, by the way) called the President of the United States a sociopath. And nobody even batted an eye.
> 
> This is how low we’ve sunk.

David Brooks now inhabits his own personal hell. I never could stand the bastard, but I almost feel sorry for him. Ever since the election, he’s had a hard time coming up with topics for his columns. He has lost his mojo. Calling thump a sociopath is a step in the right direction, but I think it’s time for him to retire.

I can’t help but think of [Beethoven and Napoleon:](https://www.historytoday.com/archive/music-time/beethoven-and-napoleon)

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> Before long, [Beethoven] had the outlines of a completely new symphony – his third – clear in his mind. Though inspired by some of his earlier works, especially the so-called Eroica Variations (Op. 35), it was unlike anything he had written before. Vast in scope and strikingly original in style, it was bold, daring, even triumphalist.
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> While Beethoven was labouring over the score, he decided to name the symphony after Napoleon Bonaparte, then First Consul of France. Where this idea came from is unclear. According to his biographer and sometime secretary Anton Schindler, it had first been suggested by Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte, the French ambassador to Austria. But according to Beethoven’s pupil Ferdinand Ries, the idea was the composer’s own. As Ries explained, Beethoven had the ‘highest esteem’ for Napoleon and ‘compared him to the greatest consuls of ancient Rome’. Whatever the case, Beethoven’s enthusiasm for Bonaparte was unflinching. As soon as the score was finished, in early 1804, he wrote the Italian words ‘Sinfonia intitolata Bonaparte’ (‘Symphony entitled Bonaparte’) on the cover and left the manuscript on a table so that all his friends could see.
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> But Beethoven was in for a nasty surprise. Not long after putting the final touches to his symphony, Ries came to him with news that, on 18 May 1804, Napoleon had declared himself Emperor of France. Beethoven was furious. Flying into a rage, the composer shouted: ‘So he is no more than a common mortal! Now he, too, will tread underfoot all the rights of man [and] indulge only his ambition; now he will think himself superior to all men [and] become a tyrant!’ Snatching up a pen, Beethoven then strode over to the score and scribbled out the title so violently that he tore through the paper. Thenceforth, the work would be known simply as the Sinfonia Eroica (the ‘Heroic’ Symphony).  
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35316 "2019-08-10T17:45:33Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> On PBS NewsHour last night, in response to this photo: David Brooks of the NY Times (who is their _conservative_ voice, by the way) called the President of the United States a sociopath. And nobody even batted an eye.
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> This is how low we’ve sunk.

It’s nice to hear a consercative say such things, but it doesn’t stop them from supporting the fucker. I’ll bet Brooks calls him a sociopath as he’s voting for him.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35317 "2019-08-10T17:53:01Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> It’s nice to hear a consercative say such things, but it doesn’t stop them from supporting the fucker. I’ll bet Brooks calls him a sociopath as he’s voting for him.

Brooks, like all the other anti-Trump Republicans, will find some reason that the Democrats “made them” vote for Trump. “I would have voted Democrat if you hadn’t nominated _her_! And you were such meanies when you pointed out that Republicans have been the party of white supremacists for 50 years. That hurt my feelings! Look what you made me do!”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35318 "2019-08-10T18:02:20Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> Brooks, like all the other anti-Trump Republicans, will find some reason that the Democrats “made them” vote for Trump. “I would have voted Democrat if you hadn’t nominated _her_! And you were such meanies when you pointed out that Republicans have been the party of white supremacists for 50 years. That hurt my feelings! Look what you made me do!”

I get this image of Hillary Clinton pounding Republicans with their own fists, saying ‘Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!’ 😛

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35319 "2019-08-10T18:11:40Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> There is a remake of _[The Most Dangerous Game](https://pjmedia.com/trending/hollywood-film-depicts-trump-supporters-being-hunted-for-sport-by-liberals/)_ due to come out soon, except, in this one, the prey are a dozen MAGAts, and the hunters are, of course, Liberals. (Note that, in the original, the prey was the protagonist and the hunter was the villain.)

So . . . they’re switching things up this time?

ETA: pjmedia, really? Have you been slumming?

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35320 "2019-08-10T18:31:53Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> David Brooks now inhabits his own personal hell. I never could stand the bastard, but I almost feel sorry for him. Ever since the election, he’s had a hard time coming up with topics for his columns. He has lost his mojo. Calling thump a sociopath is a step in the right direction, but I think it’s time for him to retire.

He’s been on the NYT Bestseller list for 16 weeks, so I don’t think we need to worry about him overmuch. 🙂

I don’t think he’s ever said who he voted for in 2016, but I think he’s always been a never-trumper.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35321 "2019-08-10T19:06:16Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> He’s been on the NYT Bestseller list for 16 weeks, so I don’t think we need to worry about him overmuch. 🙂
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> I don’t think he’s ever said who he voted for in 2016, but I think he’s always been a never-trumper.

Okay, sure, but one wonders how condemning he has been to the enablers of the America-hating fuckstick on Capitol Hill.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35322 "2019-08-10T19:19:01Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> Brooks, like all the other anti-Trump Republicans, will find some reason that the Democrats “made them” vote for Trump. “I would have voted Democrat if you hadn’t nominated _her_! And you were such meanies when you pointed out that Republicans have been the party of white supremacists for 50 years. That hurt my feelings! Look what you made me do!”

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I get this image of Hillary Clinton pounding Republicans with their own fists, saying ‘Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!’ 😛

I’ve never seen _Brokeback Mountain_, but even I know the line (if not the all the context):

“I wish I knew how to quit you.”

Whenever Trumpsters bring up Hillary to me, and they still do, I ask them: “You just can’t quit her, can you?”

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35323 "2019-08-10T21:06:25Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> David Brooks now inhabits his own personal hell. I never could stand the bastard, but I almost feel sorry for him. Ever since the election, he’s had a hard time coming up with topics for his columns. He has lost his mojo. Calling thump a sociopath is a step in the right direction, but I think it’s time for him to retire.

Ditto. Brooks’s columns have been batshit crazy for the past couple of years, heavy on the philosophic and theological ruminations, as if anyone cared about his opinions on such matters. In yesterday’s column, he awarded “grades” to the Boomers on various criteria such as “social causes” and “the fine arts” — I couldn’t bring myself to read it.

I will never feel sorry for him. In addition to being a general shithead, he dumped his wife and married his much younger employee like a common Gingrich.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2019, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/35324 "2019-08-10T21:42:26Z")

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“Another bad week for Trump, this week actually murdering people on Fifth Avenue. Of course the Democrats also had a bad week, complaining about the president’s behavior but not really offering any real alternatives to murdering people on 5th Avenue. So once again we’re stuck in this negative news cycle and I think voters just wonder when it will all end” – (Not Really) David Brooks

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