# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38145 "2019-10-25T04:31:05Z")

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The other attractive aspect to North Korea is the lack of an extradition treaty.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38146 "2019-10-25T05:08:04Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> It’s an interesting scenario, but who would fund him in such a large endeavor? I have the feeling that Deutsche Bank might be a bit skittish about it, given all the scrutiny they’re now under for their past Trump associations …

Perhaps he’s contemplating an “assistance package” from the US government to revitalize the flagging North Korean tourist industry? Wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38147 "2019-10-25T06:28:55Z")

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Because there was so much other crap going on this week - I missed this: [HUD decided not to distribute relief funds to Puerto Rico](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/hud-officials-knowingly-failed-comply-law-stalled-puerto-rico-hurricane-n1068761). They did what they were supposed to do with the other 17 states that were getting relief funds - just not PR. Because… they had a choice to do something not blatantly in defiance of Congress, the Constitution, and separation of powers and decided that it wasn’t on brand? I don’t know.

There are multiple, multiple things about this that piss me off, among them is that I can’t seem to find this story in any of the major Florida newspapers.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38148 "2019-10-25T07:07:40Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> [Wall in Colorado?](https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/23/politics/trump-us-building-wall-colorado/index.html)

Well, yeah. “Colorado” is one of those Mexican words (“cabbage prayed” _?_), so of course we need protection from _those_ people.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38149 "2019-10-25T12:38:06Z")

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> [@tricoteuse](#):
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> Or just wait until he goes to the potty for some “executive time” and barricade the door so he can’t get out?

No need for a barricade. Just put some Vaseline on the inside knob before he gets there.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38150 "2019-10-25T14:08:18Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> Because there was so much other crap going on this week - I missed this: [HUD decided not to distribute relief funds to Puerto Rico](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/hud-officials-knowingly-failed-comply-law-stalled-puerto-rico-hurricane-n1068761). They did what they were supposed to do with the other 17 states that were getting relief funds - just not PR. Because… they had a choice to do something not blatantly in defiance of Congress, the Constitution, and separation of powers and decided that it wasn’t on brand? I don’t know.
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> There are multiple, multiple things about this that piss me off, among them is that I can’t seem to find this story in any of the major Florida newspapers.

They have to announce they are investigating Biden and release the server first.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38151 "2019-10-25T16:23:32Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> By the way, that’s a great 1940s gangster movie photo of Kim in the article linked above.

I’d say it’s more of a great basis for a series of “M’lady” memes. What is it about fedoras that creeps like so much ?!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38152 "2019-10-25T16:48:53Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Well, yeah. “Colorado” is one of those Mexican words (“cabbage prayed” _?_),

Colorado comes from the Spanish word for ‘ruddy’ or ‘red’.

‘Cabbage prayed’ is col rezó (according to the google translation).

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38153 "2019-10-25T18:09:48Z")

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Betsy DeVos and the Education Department have been held in civil contempt for continuing to collect student loan payments from people who attended a now-defunct college, despite the judge’s orders to desist.

> **[Education Secretary Betsy DeVos held in civil contempt for violating judge's...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/education-secretary-betsy-devos-held-012433281.html)**
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> The Department of Education had been ordered to stop collecting on federal loans of students who attended Corinthian College, which closed in 2015.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38154 "2019-10-25T19:25:03Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> I’d say it’s more of a great basis for a series of “M’lady” memes. What is it about fedoras that creeps like so much ?!

The fedora is a standard men’s hat, work by creeps and heroes alike. That’s like saying “what is it about neckties that creeps like so much?”

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38155 "2019-10-25T19:40:09Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> That’s like saying “what is it about neckties that creeps like so much?”

Not really the same. Over the last several years, the fedora has become meme-ified as a symbol of the “neckbeard.”

> **[Neckbeard](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/neckbeard)**
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> Neckbeard is a pejorative term referring to unattractive, overweight and misogynistic Internet users who wear a style of facial hair in which a majority of the growth is present on the chin and neck. Neckbeards are commonly associated with hipster...

> **[Neckbeard (slang)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neckbeard_(slang))**
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> "Neckbeard" is a pejorative term and stereotype for an adult man or teenage boy who exhibits characteristics such as social awkwardness, underachievement, or pretentiousness. The term is derived from the neck beard style of facial hair stereotypically associated with young men of more introverted and cerebral dispositions,\[citation needed\] who may identify with nerd, gamer, and geek subcultures. The term has also been associated with anti-feminist internet users.
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> This slang article is a stu...

Neckties don’t have that kind of stigma, AFAIK.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38156 "2019-10-25T19:42:38Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> Not really the same. Over the last several years, the fedora has become meme-ified as a symbol of the “neckbeard.”
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> [Neckbeard | Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/neckbeard)  
> [Neckbeard (slang) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neckbeard_(slang))  
> Neckties don’t have that kind of stigma, AFAIK.

Long red ties certainly have a stigma of some sort. Same with red ball caps.

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38157 "2019-10-25T20:02:22Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> The fedora is a standard men’s hat, work by creeps and heroes alike. That’s like saying “what is it about neckties that creeps like so much?”

No.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38158 "2019-10-25T20:14:04Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Betsy DeVos and the Education Department have been held in civil contempt for continuing to collect student loan payments from people who attended a now-defunct college, despite the judge’s orders to desist.  
> [Education Secretary Betsy DeVos held in civil contempt for violating judge's order on student loan collection](https://www.yahoo.com/news/education-secretary-betsy-devos-held-012433281.html)

In a perfect world, instead of fines that gobble up taxpayer dollars, DeVos would be sitting in a cell until her department is fully compliant. Also, she would have to clean all the toilets in the jail. Daily.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38159 "2019-10-25T20:19:19Z")

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Do you think Chris Christie wakes up every morning to that shocked, wobbly-knees-causing feeling of relief one gets upon learning the flight you missed has crashed in the Azores, no survivors?

He must be the happiest Republican in America.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38160 "2019-10-25T20:52:53Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> The fedora is a standard men’s hat, work by creeps and heroes alike. That’s like saying “what is it about neckties that creeps like so much?”

Not really. Ties are almost mandatory, so most every guy in a suit wears a tie (or a bow-tie for penguin events) and it’s a fashion statement to sport anything else. Hats have mostly fallen out of fashion so it’s a deliberate fashion choice to wear one at all - and since anyone with even a pinch of sense knows all of the fancy-assness of hats belongs with bowlers… (Yes it does. I’ll fight you IRL)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38161 "2019-10-25T21:21:52Z")

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With regard to AG Barr’s “Investigate the Investigators” crusade – what are the worst case scenarios?

Either he finds something substantial, or he doesn’t.

If he finds something substantial, what could it plausibly be?  
If he doesn’t – let’s assume that issuing a statement exonerating the brave men and women of the FBI and praising Mueller is not likely. So what mischief could happen?

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38162 "2019-10-25T21:24:20Z")

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The mischief is happening right now — the several thousand voters who (you never know) might make all the difference, who are newly energized now by there being a criminal investigation of investigators.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38163 "2019-10-25T21:25:10Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> If he finds something substantial, what could it plausibly be?  
> If he doesn’t – let’s assume that issuing a statement exonerating the brave men and women of the FBI and praising Mueller is not likely. So what mischief could happen?

Continue investigating until anything is found, a lá Benghazi.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38164 "2019-10-25T22:41:57Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Continue investigating until anything is found, a lá Benghazi.

Or rather, continue investigating even after concluding there is nothing to be found.

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