# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38385 "2019-11-01T22:42:17Z")

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Thanks, **begbert2.**

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38386 "2019-11-01T22:43:48Z")

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Without the asterisk, it would be “Fake President Trump”.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38387 "2019-11-01T22:49:39Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Why should it come as a surprised that Melania has the emotional capacity of contact lens? Damned right she won’t cry for him. She sold herself into a loveless relationship just so she could spend the rest of her life staring vacuously into the distance, thinking about her closet. In the end, he’ll be dead of old age and insanity - because she hasn’t even got enough drive to have killed him in his sleep - and she’ll spend the rest of her life living in isolation and relative comfort.

Don’t you mean she and her relatives will live a life of comfort by using a program her hubby’s trying to cancel?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38388 "2019-11-01T23:27:53Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> I missed it somewhere - what is FPT\*?

😕😕😕

The asterisk, as is common practice, refers to a footnote. The footnote, i.e., my signature, says,

> [@](#):
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> - “Former President Trump” – saying it until it becomes true.

When I read the board, whether on my kindle or on my computer, the default is for my signature to show up at the bottom of every one of my posts. So… is that not the case for everyone? Please advise.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38389 "2019-11-01T23:34:49Z")

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Not everyone reads sigs, especially if they show up every time.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38390 "2019-11-01T23:41:06Z")

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I have disabled display of sigs, and also of avatars. To me every post is a plain grey box.

You and I live in different uUuUuUuniveEeEeEerses, woOoOoOoO- -oh, wait, October’s over. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38391 "2019-11-01T23:50:07Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> 😕😕😕
> 
> The asterisk, as is common practice, refers to a footnote. The footnote, i.e., my signature, says,
> 
> When I read the board, whether on my kindle or on my computer, the default is for my signature to show up at the bottom of every one of my posts. So… is that not the case for everyone? Please advise.

Nope. Don’t see any signatures.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2019, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38392 "2019-11-01T23:58:23Z")

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I was on one board for a while where half the posters were in the habit of larding up their sig lines with two or three embedded videos. After a while, even the wittiest of sig quips becomes annoying, and it is a massive relief not to be scrolling through any of that papage.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38393 "2019-11-02T00:06:15Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Please advise.

I didn’t turn them off, but I’ve never gotten sigs displaying. Which is FINE with me; if someone posts multiple times in a thread, reading the same line every time (that often has nothing to do with the discussion) would interrupt the flow.

Hmm, what to doooo, Thelma Looooo? You could just keep a text file handy and paste \*Former President Trump \*whenever you use it. That’s what most people do with terms not everyone’s privvy to.

Or close every post with \*_Former President Trump._ Like _Regards,_ or _mmm_

Or explain every day or two.

Or switch to an obvious nickname.

Or, my favorite, just use “Trump”. I imbue that with so much disdain that it’s worse than any pejorative or nickname.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38394 "2019-11-02T00:16:49Z")

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Ok. Not everyone sees signatures, either because they’re not there or because they don’t read them. Thanks for the clarification.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38395 "2019-11-02T00:26:16Z")

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I can’t stand signatures, and always have them turned off. That’s why Shodan’s stupid signature is all the more irritating.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38396 "2019-11-02T00:38:16Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> 😕😕😕
> 
> The asterisk, as is common practice, refers to a footnote. The footnote, i.e., my signature, says,
> 
> When I read the board, whether on my kindle or on my computer, the default is for my signature to show up at the bottom of every one of my posts. So… is that not the case for everyone? Please advise.

I can see your signature, but its a Vaclav Havel quote, not a footnote.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38397 "2019-11-02T00:47:04Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> When I read the board, whether on my kindle or on my computer, the default is for my signature to show up at the bottom of every one of my posts. So… is that not the case for everyone? Please advise.

How do you do that? Mine is off by default and I don’t know how to change it.

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38398 "2019-11-02T00:54:25Z")

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User CP - edit options - display sigs.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38399 "2019-11-02T00:55:12Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I can see your signature, but its a Vaclav Havel quote, not a footnote.

Affirmative.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38400 "2019-11-02T01:11:08Z")

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> [@Darryl\_Lict](#):
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> I can’t stand signatures, and always have them turned off.

Same here. First thing I turned off after joining the board and figuring out how to do so. It’s just unnecessary text clutter.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38401 "2019-11-02T01:14:36Z")

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> [@steatopygia](#):
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> User CP - edit options - display sigs.

That doesn’t automatically add my signature to my posts.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38402 "2019-11-02T01:56:07Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> Bet Melania would cry if the pool guy got shot.

That would have to be the _Mexican_ pool guy. Trump’s sick obsession had to take root somewhere, and we can confidently rule out altruistic notions of immigration reform. Donny the cuck.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38403 "2019-11-02T02:25:17Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I can see your signature, but its a Vaclav Havel quote, not a footnote.

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Affirmative.

Yes, I’ve already removed the asterisked reference to Former President Trump. All that remains is the Havel quote. When you edit the signature, it affects all the instances of your signature in all your posts going all the way back.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/38404 "2019-11-02T06:50:40Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Makes sense. He only thinks about him self and projects that image onto others. Everyone else lies, everyone else is corrupt everyone else is a rapist and so on.
> 
> Since no woman would cry for him… well the ‘logic’ follows.

I think you’ve missed one step of projection. Starting the last line with the women treats the women as independent agents, something that nobody in Trump’s world is. It should be:

Since _he_ wouldn’t cry for _anybody_… well the ‘logic’ follows.

If Ivanka died, he’d suddenly prefer blondes who don’t die.

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