# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40085 "2020-01-23T20:36:49Z")

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Yabbut, they never left the Roman Empire and thus were neither immigrants nor refugees.

That’s the rebuttal to that point I have heard anyway.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40086 "2020-01-23T21:09:46Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> Yabbut, they never left the Roman Empire and thus were neither immigrants nor refugees.
> 
> That’s the rebuttal to that point I have heard anyway.

IANAL, but it seems to me that if you are running to another country to prevent the king of your own country from killing you, you’re a refugee.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40087 "2020-01-23T21:13:14Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Sure, he wants to protect Thomas Edison, he wants to protect the inventor of the wheel, but you just know he’ll screw Archimedes.

I see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40088 "2020-01-23T22:18:34Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Sure, he wants to protect Thomas Edison, he wants to protect the inventor of the wheel, but you just know he’ll screw Archimedes.

Isaac said he kissed you  
Beneath the apple tree  
When Benjie held your hand he felt  
E-lec-tri-ci-tee!  
When Alexander called you  
He said he rang your chimes.  
Christopher discovered  
You’re way ahead of your times!

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40089 "2020-01-23T23:20:26Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Lol, “a lifelong conservative Republican who doesn’t grab women by…anything.”
> 
> [https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/479607-republican-group-calls-for-president-pence-in-new-ad](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/479607-republican-group-calls-for-president-pence-in-new-ad)
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> Well, I’m sold!

From the ad:  
“And while Pence isn’t the president of anyone’s dreams, he isn’t Donald Trump either. So there’s that,”

That may be one of the best examples of “damned with faint praise” that I’ve heard in a while. And it’s true.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40090 "2020-01-24T01:25:24Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Several months ago, when the kids in cages were in the headlines, there was an online article about whether Trump would have denied entry to the Holy Family when they were refugees. The comments section was filled with snipes from irate Christians telling liberals they should read the Bible sometime, because Jesus was never a refugee.
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> These comments confirmed the surveys that show most Christians know next to nothing about the Bible, because the Flight to Egypt is in the second chapter of the New Testament.

Hey, every Real American knows Joseph and Mary were on vacation when Jesus was born. As for that manger that they stayed overnight in, why, it was a high-class manger! Better than the motels that Bethlehem had at the time.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40091 "2020-01-24T02:26:27Z")

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A Canadian man is being denied entry into the US because https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/canadian-truck-driver-who-shares-last-name-with-iranian-general-says-he-can-t-cross-u-s-border-1.5438078"]he shares a last name with a dead Iranian general.

And it’s not like he wants to cross the border to buy cheap cigarettes or gas. He’s a trucker who works for a cross-border shipping company.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40092 "2020-01-24T02:38:01Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Sure, he wants to protect Thomas Edison, he wants to protect the inventor of the wheel, but you just know he’ll screw Archimedes.

Go to your room.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40093 "2020-01-24T02:51:53Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Sure, he wants to protect Thomas Edison, he wants to protect the inventor of the wheel, but you just know he’ll screw Archimedes.

Well, Trump is always inclined to used a wedge issue for leverage. Pulleying on heart-strings is in his wheelhouse.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40094 "2020-01-24T02:52:58Z")

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There’s a lot of money to be made if trump can reinstate the patent on the wheel.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40095 "2020-01-24T02:57:43Z")

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**KarlGauss** , for some reason your link isn’t working. Here’s one about the same story that should work:

[Canadian truck driver who shares last name with Iranian general says he can’t cross U.S. border](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-wednesday-edition-1.5436112/canadian-truck-driver-who-shares-last-name-with-iranian-general-says-he-can-t-cross-u-s-border-1.5438078)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40096 "2020-01-24T03:01:37Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Go to your room.

it will not be long before you are alone out there

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40097 "2020-01-24T03:05:57Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> **KarlGauss** , for some reason your link isn’t working. Here’s one about the same story that should work:
> 
> [Canadian truck driver who shares last name with Iranian general says he can’t cross U.S. border](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-wednesday-edition-1.5436112/canadian-truck-driver-who-shares-last-name-with-iranian-general-says-he-can-t-cross-u-s-border-1.5438078)

I’m not sure how I did that. Thanks for fixing it.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40098 "2020-01-24T03:21:04Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> **KarlGauss** , for some reason your link isn’t working. Here’s one about the same story that should work:
> 
> [Canadian truck driver who shares last name with Iranian general says he can’t cross U.S. border](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-wednesday-edition-1.5436112/canadian-truck-driver-who-shares-last-name-with-iranian-general-says-he-can-t-cross-u-s-border-1.5438078)

Well, sometimes when approaching the U.S. you have to ask “can I come near?” and answer all their questions, because there are soleimani things that you can tell them, there are soleimani things they need to hear.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40099 "2020-01-24T03:27:29Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Well, sometimes when approaching the U.S. you have to ask “can I come near?” and answer all their questions, because there are soleimani things that you can tell them, there are soleimani things they need to hear.

Vile scoundrel! Return to thine sleeping chambers and think deeply on what thou hast wrought.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40100 "2020-01-24T03:36:54Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Well, sometimes when approaching the U.S. you have to ask “can I come near?” and answer all their questions, because there are soleimani things that you can tell them, there are soleimani things they need to hear.

Ow Big Daddy - you have me running from the shepherds with that one.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40101 "2020-01-24T05:20:36Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> I’m not sure how I did that. Thanks for fixing it.

You somehow got a rogue set of [url] tags in there.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40102 "2020-01-24T05:28:12Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Vile scoundrel! Return to thine sleeping chambers and think deeply on what thou hast wrought.

I harbour no wrath against thee; I am merely sorely consumed with regret that I, in my folly, adjudged thee to have achieved mastery over thine base impulses.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40103 "2020-01-24T06:51:10Z")

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Tarry, judge not! For all his base impulse are belong to thee!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40104 "2020-01-24T11:02:35Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> Several months ago, when the kids in cages were in the headlines, there was an online article about whether Trump would have denied entry to the Holy Family when they were refugees. The comments section was filled with snipes from irate Christians telling liberals they should read the Bible sometime, because Jesus was never a refugee.
> 
> These comments confirmed the surveys that show most Christians know next to nothing about the Bible, because the Flight to Egypt is in the second chapter of the New Testament.

Yeah, I saw a lot of Trump supporters rolling out “They were travelling for a census! Read your Bible!” cluelessness. I know the Flight into Egypt is only in one of the Gospels (Matthew) but it’s not _that_ obscure a story. As an agnostic I’ll admit to a certain petty enjoyment of schooling conservative Christians on Bible passages.

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