# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40745 "2020-02-21T00:59:28Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Not sure which thread is appropriate, but in light of this current discussion: apparently “boogaloo” is the code-word for right-wing militias and yabbos to start a-shootin’:
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> [What is the 'boogaloo'? How online calls for a violent uprising are hitting the mainstream](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/what-boogaloo-how-online-calls-violent-uprising-are-getting-organized-n1138461)

If they start a war, the rest of us will finish it for them. Fucking idiots forget they aren’t the only armed folks.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40746 "2020-02-21T01:01:18Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Thankfully, temporarily.
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> So eventually Micheal Flynn, then?

All Trump has to do, is name him as “acting” and avoid any vetting process. The Repugs in the Senate will go along with it.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40747 "2020-02-21T01:02:18Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> 40 months? That’s barely enough time for him to die in prison.

I hope the fuck gets Epsteined for knowing too much.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40748 "2020-02-21T01:51:38Z")

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Individual 1 criticizes the Academy Award for naming a South Korean film Best Picture.

> **[Trump Blasted ’Parasite’ For Winning Best Picture At The Oscars](https://uproxx.com/movies/parasite-trump-best-picture-win-rally-twitter-reactions/)**
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> He suggested ’Gone with the Wind’ should have won instead, and then he called Brad Pitt a ’little wise guy.’

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40749 "2020-02-21T01:58:40Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 criticizes the Academy Award for naming a South Korean film Best Picture.  
> [Trump Blasted 'Parasite' For Winning Best Picture At The Oscars](https://uproxx.com/movies/parasite-trump-best-picture-win-rally-twitter-reactions/)

Just came here to post that. Christ, what an asshole.

I can’t see him understanding **Parasite,** anyway. Or having the ability to read the subtitles.

Also, **Sunset Boulevard** seems rather too subtle for him. If he could muster the attention span to sit through an entire movie, it would feature lots of flying glass and topless babes.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40750 "2020-02-21T02:42:19Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> So from Trumps point of view killing the fish is a win in and of itself.

Does he even eat fish? I was of the impression Trump is a burnt-steak and hamberder kind of guy.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40751 "2020-02-21T03:33:40Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Individual 1 criticizes the Academy Award for naming a South Korean film Best Picture.  
> [Trump Blasted 'Parasite' For Winning Best Picture At The Oscars](https://uproxx.com/movies/parasite-trump-best-picture-win-rally-twitter-reactions/)

You left out the part where the Very Stable Genius said that [a movie released in 1939 should have won instead.](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/trump-blasted-for-celebrating-a-romanticized-whitewash-of-slavery-at-his-make-america-great-again-rally/)

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40752 "2020-02-21T03:54:38Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> You left out the part where the Very Stable Genius said that [a movie released in 1939 should have won instead.](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/trump-blasted-for-celebrating-a-romanticized-whitewash-of-slavery-at-his-make-america-great-again-rally/)

I don’t think Trump watches or remembers movies unless he’s in them (i.e. _Home Alone 2_), so when he tried to think of a famous movie that might have won an Oscar, his camel of thought wandered the desert of his mind and stumbled across _Gone With the Wind_, though I doubt he knows anything else about it.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40753 "2020-02-21T03:59:52Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> You left out the part where the Very Stable Genius said that [a movie released in 1939 should have won instead.](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/trump-blasted-for-celebrating-a-romanticized-whitewash-of-slavery-at-his-make-america-great-again-rally/)

In a rare moment of self control, Trump stopped himself before blurting out _Birth of a Nation._

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40754 "2020-02-21T04:36:28Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> In a rare moment of self control, Trump stopped himself before blurting out _Birth of a Nation._

Oh, he _definitely_ could not have read his way through that.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40755 "2020-02-21T04:40:11Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Does he even eat fish? I was of the impression Trump is a burnt-steak and hamberder kind of guy.

I’ve read that his usual dinner order is a Big Mac, fries, Diet Coke, and a filet-o-fish sandwich.

I think he believes that a small slab of fried white fish with processed cheese and tartar sauce on white bread is health food.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40756 "2020-02-21T04:43:28Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> In a rare moment of self control, Trump stopped himself before blurting out _Birth of a Nation._

Heck, Trump couldn’t even stay focused during the births of his own children, wandering off to get laid somewhere.

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40757 "2020-02-21T05:05:31Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> You left out the part where the Very Stable Genius said that [a movie released in 1939 should have won instead.](https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/trump-blasted-for-celebrating-a-romanticized-whitewash-of-slavery-at-his-make-america-great-again-rally/)

“It was the best of times and the worst of times because someone lost but they had women who knew their place\* and they were 10s!”

\*Not getting the point of the movie and only paying for the 10s. Only married for the last time an 8, I guess, looking at her pix over the years as she went under plastic surgery. Melania only sees Trump as a 10 due to a pre-nup and she really can’t open her eyes due to plastic surgery (seriously… look at her younger pix!).

AKA playing to his base. They want a plastic Barbie, a country agreeing with them… and welfare.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40758 "2020-02-21T14:41:19Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> The NY Times is reporting that the outgoing Director of National Intelligence briefed lawmakers, that Russia is continuing to work for the re-election of Trump.
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> So, Trump is not upset the Russia is working for his benefit. He’s pissed that the DNI talked about it; and he’s pissed that Adam Schiff was allowed to hear it, instead of just limiting it to friendly Republicans.
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> And Maguire was fired the next day and replaced by a know-nothing toady, but I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

You know those countries ruled by a ridiculous looking crazy guy? We’re now one of those countries.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40759 "2020-02-21T15:07:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> …his camel of thought wandered the desert of his mind …

Beautiful! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40760 "2020-02-21T17:13:39Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> a small slab of fried white fish with processed cheese and tartar sauce on white bread

Mr. President, you are what you eat.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40761 "2020-02-21T17:32:12Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Mr. President, you are what you eat.

That explains the grin.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40762 "2020-02-21T19:36:19Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Mr. President, you are what you eat.

“Napoleon became a pastry…Bismarck became a herring…und der Fuehrer vill become a piece of cheese!”

— **To Be Or Not To Be,** 1942

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40763 "2020-02-21T19:56:02Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Just came here to post that. Christ, what an asshole.
> 
> I can’t see him understanding **Parasite,** anyway. Or having the ability to read the subtitles.
> 
> Also, **Sunset Boulevard** seems rather too subtle for him. If he could muster the attention span to sit through an entire movie, it would feature lots of flying glass and topless babes.

Heh:

[‘Parasite’ studio fires back after Trump criticism: ‘He can’t read’](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/483999-parasite-studio-fires-back-after-trump-criticism-he-cant-read)

> [@](#):
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> The movie studio behind the South Korean film “Parasite” hit back on Thursday after President Trump criticized the foreign-language film for winning best picture at the 2020 Academy Awards.
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> “Understandable, he can’t read,” Neon tweeted from its official account with a link to Trump’s comments.

And the funny thing is, is that they’re not too far off.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/40764 "2020-02-21T20:14:57Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Just came here to post that. Christ, what an asshole.
> 
> I can’t see him understanding **Parasite,** anyway. Or having the ability to read the subtitles.
> 
> Also, **Sunset Boulevard** seems rather too subtle for him. If he could muster the attention span to sit through an entire movie, it would feature lots of flying glass and topless babes.

Heh:

[‘Parasite’ studio fires back after Trump criticism: ‘He can’t read’](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/483999-parasite-studio-fires-back-after-trump-criticism-he-cant-read)

> [@](#):
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> The movie studio behind the South Korean film “Parasite” hit back on Thursday after President Trump criticized the foreign-language film for winning best picture at the 2020 Academy Awards.
> 
> “Understandable, he can’t read,” Neon tweeted from its official account with a link to Trump’s comments.

And the funny thing is, is that they’re not too far off.

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