# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/401 "2017-01-11T03:39:18Z")
Multiple (unverified) reports that Russia has orgy videos of Trump peeing on Russian prostitutes. > **[The FBI is investigating allegations that Russia has compromising information...](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/01/fbi-investigating-allegations-russia-compromised-trump/)** > > Mother Jones first reported on these allegations before the election. [https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/402 "2017-01-11T03:44:52Z")
Well, to be fair, what else are you going to do with Russian prostitutes? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/403 "2017-01-11T03:55:24Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Multiple (unverified) reports that Russia has orgy videos of Trump peeing on Russian prostitutes. > > [The FBI Is Investigating Allegations That Russia Has Compromising Information on Trump – Mother Jones](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/01/fbi-investigating-allegations-russia-compromised-trump) > > [DocumentCloud](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html) [Swimvear!](https://youtu.be/5CaMUfxVJVQ?t=49) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/404 "2017-01-11T04:22:22Z")
I wonder if Trump does the golden-shower thing with Kellyanne Conway. That would explain a lot, plus she does have that whole Russian-prostitute look. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/405 "2017-01-11T04:41:07Z")
Russian hookers look like they rise at sundown to feed on the blood of the innocent? That…_works_? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/406 "2017-01-11T05:51:04Z")
Penthouse magazine is offering $1 million for the Russia tapes. > ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/407 "2017-01-11T06:33:14Z")
_Penthouse_ still exists?! ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/408 "2017-01-11T08:13:14Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Multiple (unverified) reports that Russia has orgy videos of Trump peeing on Russian prostitutes. To be fair to Trump, the document suggests he hired the prostitutes to perform a “golden showers show” for him, not that he was actually doing the pissing. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/409 "2017-01-11T09:10:07Z")
> [@rick kitchen](#): > > multiple (unverified) reports that russia has orgy videos of trump peeing on russian prostitutes. > > [The FBI Is Investigating Allegations That Russia Has Compromising Information on Trump – Mother Jones](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/01/fbi-investigating-allegations-russia-compromised-trump) > > [DocumentCloud](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-trump-intelligence-allegations.html) make america #1 again! ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/410 "2017-01-11T12:23:25Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > make america #1 again! I’ll be honest, I’m surprised it was just #1 and not #2. He seems the kind of guy who craves a little scat. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/411 "2017-01-11T20:36:39Z")
He Who Must Not Be Named’s inaugural ceremony will feature a “[soft sensuality](https://www.buzzfeed.com/katherinemiller/trumps-inauguration-will-have-a-soft-sensuality-poetic-caden?utm_term=.nkOWqPY9K#.ccJkVvx8Y)”. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/412 "2017-01-11T22:22:48Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Multiple (unverified) reports that Russia has orgy videos of Trump peeing on Russian prostitutes. > > [The FBI Is Investigating Allegations That Russia Has Compromising Information on Trump – Mother Jones](http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/01/fbi-investigating-allegations-russia-compromised-trump) > > [DocumentCloud](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html) All nonsense. Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/413 "2017-01-11T22:37:09Z")
> [@el\_kabong](#): > > all nonsense. Donald trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being i’ve ever known in my life. **Lock him UP!** ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/414 "2017-01-11T23:25:09Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > All nonsense. Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. Your previous contacts were limited to Dylan Roof, Timothy McVeigh, Muammar Ghadafi, and Charles Manson. ---
**Author:** ![Neo-Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/96bed5/32.png) [@Neo-Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neo-Calredic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/415 "2017-01-11T23:47:56Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > All nonsense. Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. Trump should really pass the time by playing a little solitaire. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/416 "2017-01-12T02:42:26Z")
> [@Neo-Calredic](#): > > Trump should really pass the time by playing a little solitaire. Bingo. Er, Solitaire. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/417 "2017-01-12T18:35:06Z")
So, more draining of the swamp. A large part of the He Who Shall Not Be Named campaign was criticizing the VA. So, whom has he named as his head of the Veterans Department? The guy who currently runs the much-maligned VA health care system. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/418 "2017-01-12T18:38:25Z")
It seems that pretty much all of the Trump cabinet nominees are now stating in public that they disagree with everything that Trump is spewing out of his tweet hole. NATO is important and will be supported. Mexico won’t pay for a wall. Climate change is real, and a problem to be worked on internationally. Russia was behind the hacking, abuses human rights, and will be dealt with. Nuclear weapons are dangerous and current policy of containment is correct. Japan and Korea won’t have to go it alone for their defence. Trump’s nominees pretty much disagree with everything Trump says. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/419 "2017-01-12T19:26:42Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > It seems that pretty much all of the Trump cabinet nominees are now stating in public that they disagree with everything that Trump is spewing out of his tweet hole. > > NATO is important and will be supported. > Mexico won’t pay for a wall. > Climate change is real, and a problem to be worked on internationally. > Russia was behind the hacking, abuses human rights, and will be dealt with. > Nuclear weapons are dangerous and current policy of containment is correct. > Japan and Korea won’t have to go it alone for their defence. > > Trump’s nominees pretty much disagree with everything Trump says. Either that, or most likely they got the new “Trump way” rules that tell them to lie their ass off now because once in power they will do what he tells them. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/420 "2017-01-12T19:33:37Z")
Oh, did anyone notice how a CNN picture showed that the big pile of papers that Trump claimed that they demonstrated that he was giving his companies to his sons were **most likely blank pages**? Who will check if Trump’s worthless words have something related to reality? > **[Were folders stuffed with Trump's 'business plan' papers blank props?](https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Were-folders-of-Trump-s-business-plan-papers-10853328.php)** > > When Donald Trump announced at Wednesday's press conference that he was moving complete... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=22)