# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2180
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43587 "2020-05-17T23:10:34Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I understand that Trump fucks pigs. Didn’t he actually hit on a girl who wasn’t even a teenager at some press conference? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43588 "2020-05-17T23:36:36Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > [Cheeto-Faced ShitGibbon remains as perceptive](https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/15/politics/fact-check-trump-trucker-protest/index.html) as ever > > _When blaring truck horns intruded on … Friday speech in the … Rose Garden, **“[COLOR=DarkOrange]And you hear that outside, that beautiful sound – those are truckers that are with us all the way. They are protesting in favor … as opposed to against. There’s hundreds of trucks out there, and that’s the sign of love. Not the sign of your typical protest. So I want to thank our great truckers. They like me and I like them… They’re on our side. It’s almost a celebration, in a way.”** > The truckers’ grievances … include what they say are unfairly low freight rates during the coronavirus pandemic, price-gouging by the brokers, ill-conceived safety regulations … Greg Anderson, who said he has been in the trucking business for 33 years, told CNN earlier on Friday that Trump had “lied on national television” … “ This is a protest. (Individual-ONE) elaborated that we were here to support him. Our message to him would be this is a protest against bad regulation, broker transparency, truck insurance, so on and so forth. This is not here to support (Individual-ONE). We’re here to get resolution and bring awareness to our problem and fix our problems.”_[/COLOR] > > But, of course _ **It’s always about ME** _ I watched that press conference, and you could see Trump getting more and more irritated as the horns got louder and louder. Notably he didn’t go on trying to sell his ‘_they’re doing that to show their love for me_’ bullshit after the bit you quoted. He just tried to ignore the din. No doubt he will have told the DC police to make sure it doesn’t happen again (and to hell with the truckers’ Constitutional rights). ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43589 "2020-05-17T23:40:58Z")
Shall we start a pool to guess the date on which Chump publicly suggests people sue Dr. Fauci for shutting down the country and causing economic hardship? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43590 "2020-05-18T00:08:04Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I understand that Trump fucks pigs. Well, according to my sources, not very often because the pigs tend to strenuously object. Just something I heard. ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43591 "2020-05-18T01:48:32Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I understand that Trump fucks pigs. Do they call him “Trump the wall-builder”? No. But you catch him fucking ONE pig… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43592 "2020-05-18T02:08:21Z")
> [@TonySinclair](#): > > Do they call him “Trump the wall-builder”? No. > > But you catch him fucking ONE pig… …he blames Obama. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43593 "2020-05-18T02:08:22Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I understand that Trump fucks pigs. This raises some questions about the configuration of that portion of his anatomy, given we have Cecil’s word that pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43594 "2020-05-18T02:55:11Z")
Sure, but I’m pretty sure pigs have a thing for truffles. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43595 "2020-05-18T03:11:33Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > …he blames Obama … for sharing the pictures around. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43596 "2020-05-18T16:46:00Z")
Great pig, finest pig, I only pork the best. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43597 "2020-05-18T17:33:42Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > In related news, during this “hoax”, his sister Ivanka posts pictures of her kids washing their hands. People seeing the pictures noted that they were using $39 bottles of soap. > [https://politicaltribune.org/as-americans-struggle-to-make-ends-meet-ivanka-posted-clip-of-her-kids-washing-their-hands-with-39-dollar-soap](https://politicaltribune.org/as-americans-struggle-to-make-ends-meet-ivanka-posted-clip-of-her-kids-washing-their-hands-with-39-dollar-soap) That is one of the ugliest soap bottles I’ve ever seen. Geez, even Crabtree & Evelyn used to put effort into the appearance of their overpriced products. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43598 "2020-05-18T17:59:37Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > In related news, during this “hoax”, his sister Ivanka posts pictures of her kids washing their hands. People seeing the pictures noted that they were using $39 bottles of soap. > [https://politicaltribune.org/as-americans-struggle-to-make-ends-meet-ivanka-posted-clip-of-her-kids-washing-their-hands-with-39-dollar-soap](https://politicaltribune.org/as-americans-struggle-to-make-ends-meet-ivanka-posted-clip-of-her-kids-washing-their-hands-with-39-dollar-soap) “and turn off the sink with your elbow”?? I don’t know about her, but I usually just turn off the faucet. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43599 "2020-05-18T18:05:36Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > That is one of the ugliest soap bottles I’ve ever seen. Geez, even Crabtree & Evelyn used to put effort into the appearance of their overpriced products. They’re not overpriced _enough_. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43600 "2020-05-18T18:23:06Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Well, according to my sources, not very often because the pigs tend to strenuously object. Just something I heard. I doubt that makes much of a difference. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43601 "2020-05-18T18:23:31Z")
Individual 1 has launched a website aimed to attack Joe Biden called, yes, “Truth Over Facts” [https://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/trump-campaign-announces-launch-of-truth-over-facts-investigative-website](https://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/trump-campaign-announces-launch-of-truth-over-facts-investigative-website) ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43602 "2020-05-18T18:30:48Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1 has launched a website aimed to attack Joe Biden called, yes, “Truth Over Facts” > [https://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/trump-campaign-announces-launch-of-truth-over-facts-investigative-website](https://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/trump-campaign-announces-launch-of-truth-over-facts-investigative-website) From the Trump Pence campaign page on the truth over facts website: > [@](#): > > The website takes a closer look at Biden’s words and phrasing and brings in “experts” to discern if there is hidden meaning behind the muddled declarations that most normal people would miss. Note that the scare quotes around experts are theirs not mine. Even they can’t argue with a straight face that their so-called “experts” are legit. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43603 "2020-05-18T18:52:01Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > From the Trump Pence campaign page on the truth over facts website: > > Note that the scare quotes around experts are theirs not mine. Even they can’t argue with a straight face that their so-called “experts” are legit. Or, more probably, they are just too stupid to understand the subtleties of punctuation. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43604 "2020-05-18T19:05:26Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > I understand that Trump fucks pigs. No, you’re supposed to say “Does anyone know what the story is about Trump fucking pigs?” ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43605 "2020-05-18T19:46:54Z")
Did he deny it? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43606 "2020-05-18T19:53:27Z")
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