# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2189
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43767 "2020-05-24T01:11:25Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > I like shitloads of different versions (while occasinally falling back on my Russian one) but if I had to go for a universally-agreed-upon one it would have to be Jon Stewart’s Fuckface Von Clownstick, or if it had to be shorter: DOTUS. > > Curious if Tillerson came up with any (unreported) others. I’m still partial to “Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon” ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43768 "2020-05-25T00:18:18Z")
As a person of… extended size… I should be offended by jabs at his looks, but I’m not and I’m partial to one I’ve heard lately: President Plump. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43769 "2020-05-25T01:16:47Z")
I’ve seen some plump in my time, and what that boy is ain’t “plump.” ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43770 "2020-05-25T05:06:08Z")
I still prefer “Special Needs Caligula”, but that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43771 "2020-05-25T06:31:24Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I’m still partial to “Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon” I tend to use the acronym CFSG, which seems to be a fairly common usage (at any rate, it’s been quite a while since I’ve been asked to explain it. I actually prefer “King Cannot.” It’s more than a tad obscure, but it pairs well with his second-in-command, the White Nought. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43772 "2020-05-25T06:34:44Z")
[Twitler is at it again! And, of course, he is showing is true colors](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-shares-sexist-tweets-calling-140400236.html): > [@](#): > > Trump shares sexist tweets calling Hillary Clinton a ‘skank’ and insulting prominent Democrats Mind you, this is the same individual who, when reporters ask him legitimate questions, yells at them and says they are “very rude”. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43773 "2020-05-25T15:15:18Z")
> [@Fair\_Rarity](#): > > As a person of… extended size… I should be offended by jabs at his looks, but I’m not and I’m partial to one I’ve heard lately: President Plump. I settled on Donny Two-scoops because it didn’t comment on his size, because that can happen to anyone, or his make-up choices, even though it points out his vanity, but rather his view on life: _I got mine so fuck the rest of you chumps._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43774 "2020-05-25T15:30:17Z")
Why be cute? He’s the scum of the earth in every way. “Nazi-supporting rapist” is more fitting. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43775 "2020-05-25T15:45:53Z")
Skeleteena has buyer’s remorse. [Ann Coulter Turns on ‘Disloyal Actual Retard’ Trump in Twitter Rant](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ann-coulter-turns-disloyal-actual-172315065.html) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43776 "2020-05-25T15:51:51Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Skeleteena has buyer’s remorse. > > [Ann Coulter Turns on ‘Disloyal Actual Retard’ Trump in Twitter Rant](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ann-coulter-turns-disloyal-actual-172315065.html) Never would have predicted that she would turn on Trump. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43777 "2020-05-25T18:00:50Z")
How about Donald Dick and his veep, Mikey Mouse? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43778 "2020-05-25T18:02:08Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Never would have predicted that she would turn on Trump. Rats become cannibalistic when the food runs out. ---
**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43779 "2020-05-25T18:17:17Z")
Ann Coulter is a business woman. She says whatever she needs to say to create controversy, get attention, and make money. She has no loyalties to anyone. I used to love her back when I was an xtian. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43780 "2020-05-25T21:38:22Z")
If the (Democratic) governor of North Carolina cannot immediately guarantee that the site will be filled to capacity, then [Chump is threatening to move this summer’s Republican convention to elsewhere](https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/25/politics/trump-threatens-charlotte-republican-convention/index.html). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43781 "2020-05-25T21:42:20Z")
> [@TheMysteryWriter](#): > > Ann Coulter is a business woman. She says whatever she needs to say to create controversy, get attention, and make money. She has no loyalties to anyone. I used to love her back when I was an xtian. No, she’s really a white supremacist. She could do all the things you say without being a nazi. Nazis don’t fling out “14!” to get attention, they do it because they’re nazis. ---
**Author:** ![Anxious\_Squirrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anxious_squirrel/32/1083_2.png) [@Anxious\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anxious_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43782 "2020-05-25T22:00:54Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > No, she’s really a white supremacist. She could do all the things you say without being a nazi. Nazis don’t fling out “14!” to get attention, they do it because they’re nazis. That makes sense. I tend to think of her as someone who doesn’t really care and is just in it for a buck. But a nice person who was anti-nazi wouldn’t be out there spouting nazi talking points. So it probably doesn’t matter how strongly she feels ideologically as long as she talks and acts just like one. And for all I know she has deep seething hatred and contempt for anyone who isn’t a white, cis-straight male. But it wouldn’t practically matter if she doesn’t really care and just thinks it’s all a joke. You could still call her a white supremacist and be correct due to her platform. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43783 "2020-05-25T22:07:53Z")
Please to explain. What is this, “fling out ‘14!’”? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43784 "2020-05-25T22:14:07Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Please to explain. What is this, “fling out ‘14!’”? [14 Words](https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/14-words) > [@](#): > > “14 Words” is a reference to the most popular white supremacist slogan in the world: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.” The slogan was coined by David Lane, a member of the white supremacist terrorist group known as The Order (Lane died in prison in 2007). The term reflects the primary white supremacist worldview in the late 20th and early 21st centuries: that unless immediate action is taken, the white race is doomed to extinction by an alleged “rising tide of color” purportedly controlled and manipulated by Jews. > > Because of its widespread popularity, white supremacists reference this slogan constantly, in its full form as well as in abbreviated versions such as “14 Words”, “Fourteen Words,” or simply the number “14.” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43785 "2020-05-25T22:48:18Z")
Oh. That shit. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/43786 "2020-05-25T22:52:55Z")
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