# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2217

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44327 "2020-06-06T01:33:45Z")

</div>

> [@Sherrerd](#):
>
> … And the GIF of him scuttling into the paddy wagon would become the world’s most-used piece of video.

“Scuttle” is the perfect word for that fucking cockroach.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44328 "2020-06-06T01:35:04Z")

</div>

> [@QuickSilver](#):
>
> You know… morons.

Darwin approves.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44329 "2020-06-06T01:41:10Z")

</div>

> [@SteveG1](#):
>
> Interesting shit going on. It looks like the military and former SecDefs, AND PRESIDENTS after being insulted, demeaned, and used as a political prop for the last 3 years, have finally had enough of Trump. Generals and Admirals are coming out against him FINALLY. They see the use of the military as Trump’s fascist goon squad against American citizens is going too far and violates the shit out of the oath they all take, to defend the Constitution.

There are actually many memos, directives, and announcements coming out that are reminding people that their oath is to the Constitution. I was in the AF for 22 years, and never saw any communications from senior leaders that directed me to remember my oath. It’s actually quite telling to me.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44330 "2020-06-06T02:05:34Z")

</div>

> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
>
> I think this one is very apropos:  
> Hey you, Whitehouse  
> Ha, ha, charade you are  
> You house proud town mouse  
> Ha, ha, charade you are  
> You’re trying to keep our feelings off the street  
> You’re nearly a real treat  
> All tight lips and cold feet  
> And do you feel abused?  
> You got to stem the evil tide  
> And keep it all on the inside

[It’s even better with the video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWLBtMz5OuY)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44331 "2020-06-06T03:05:02Z")

</div>

> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
>
> [Kayleigh McEneny](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-maralago-illegal-residence_n_5eda78e6c5b66ef1a9246821?rmg) cast her ballot in Florida in 2018 using her parents’ address. She lives in Washington D.C. and holds a NJ driver’s license, and therefore committed voter fraud.

And I wouldn’t give a toss - I’d accept it as a ‘mistake’ if these fucking holy rollers weren’t banging on about “VOTER FRAUD!!!”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44332 "2020-06-06T03:17:02Z")

</div>

> [@Sherrerd](#):
>
> The appearance of the fencing is not-dissimilar to products parents can buy to keep their toddlers from getting into unsafe parts of the house: [https://www.google.com/search?q=baby+gate&lr=&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZ5IHo7OvpAhXLMd8KHW7gA3gQ\_AUoAnoECBYQBA&biw=845&bih=823](https://www.google.com/search?q=baby+gate&lr=&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZ5IHo7OvpAhXLMd8KHW7gA3gQ_AUoAnoECBYQBA&biw=845&bih=823)
> 
> Not unreasonably, this has led to a surge in use of the hashtag “#babygate” on both Twitter and Instagram:
> 
> [https://hillreporter.com/babygate-trends-as-new-border-around-the-white-house-is-relentlessly-mocked-70221](https://hillreporter.com/babygate-trends-as-new-border-around-the-white-house-is-relentlessly-mocked-70221)
> 
> #BunkerBoy continues to trend, too.

Also saw #toddlergate and #orange-juliusCaesargate

😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44333 "2020-06-06T03:31:27Z")

</div>

> [@kambuckta](#):
>
> In other words, the official unemployment numbers here are bullshit, and I imagine the US has similar methods.

From what I know (no cite, my sources are American journals but I don’t have the bookmarks), US methods are more long-term. Things such as getting anybody in a low-employment area on disability if any kind of excuse is found so they count as “disabled” and not “unemployed”. And yes, this is simultaneous with making getting disability a maze when it’s not going to make anybody’s numbers get better.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44334 "2020-06-06T03:43:46Z")

</div>

> [@LurkMeister](#):
>
> I wonder what would have happened if, when the reporters came in, they had all moved their chairs to maintain proper social distancing?

Hopefully we will see this next time, rather than acquiescence.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44335 "2020-06-06T03:48:12Z")

</div>

> [@SteveG1](#):
>
> Interesting shit going on. It looks like the military and former SecDefs, AND PRESIDENTS after being insulted, demeaned, and used as a political prop for the last 3 years, have finally had enough of Trump. Generals and Admirals are coming out against him FINALLY. They see the use of the military as Trump’s fascist goon squad against American citizens is going too far and violates the shit out of the oath they all take, to defend the Constitution.
> 
> It was Dept of Defense who decided, without consulting the White House, to disarm National Guard troops in D.C.
> 
> James Mattis came out against Trump. So did…  
> John Kelly  
> John Allen  
> Mike Mullen  
> Richard Myers  
> Martin Dempsey  
> William McRaven  
> James Stavridis  
> Raymond A. “Tony” Thomas  
> Mike Hayden  
> Ash Carter  
> Leon Panetta  
> Chuck Hagel  
> Even George W Bush (who has tried his best to stay out of all this shit for years) has had enough of him and said so quite eloquently.  
> And of course Obama and Carter.
> 
> These are no lightweights. These are Presidents, Secretaries of Defense and HIGH ranking Generals and Admirals.
> 
> They do NOT go along with Bunker Boy using the military agaisnt American Citizens and oppose the idea that this country is any kind of “battle space”.
> 
> They are disgusted that Trump would tear gas or pepper spray (I will NOT get into any bullshit debate about the chemicals used) against unarmed peaceful Americans AND CLERGY OF THAT VERY CHURCH just to get a cheap ass photo op at a church he NEVER EVEN ATTENDED after HIDING like a cowardly maggot in a bunker, just to look tough.
> 
> Trump was probably hoping to grab more dictatorial power, using the protests as his “burning of the Reichstag” moment.
> 
> But he failed. The military will not back him. Thank GOD for that.

Oh, he’s attended that church, thrice, IIRC. But each time he’s been there, some asininity ensued thanks 100% to him.

p.s. St. John’s Episcopal Church on Lafayette Square is called “The Church of the Presidents”, but that by no means it is government property. That is just a nickname for it. The church is still the property of the Episcopal Church.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44336 "2020-06-06T04:00:48Z")

</div>

Individual 1 is withdrawing 9500 US troops from Germany. He says it totally has nothing to do with Angela Merkel telling him she would not be attending his planned G-7 summit at Mar al Lago.

> **[Donald Trump orders 9,500 US troops to leave Germany](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/05/trump-orders-9500-us-troops-to-leave-germany)**
>
> White House says move due to more Nato defence spending, not tensions with Angela Merkel

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44337 "2020-06-06T04:14:43Z")

</div>

> [@jshore](#):
>
> In regards to the unemployment rate, [here](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/06/05/upshot/what-the-pandemic-unemployment-rate-leaves-out.html) is an article that breaks things down in more detail.
> 
> People like Paul Krugman are discounting the idea that the numbers have been actively-fudged by the administration because apparently the way it is set up, there is a pretty strong firewall between the politicians and this department. [Krugman says](https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1268897632145018882) the only reason he will only say it is 99.9%, and not 100%, certain that these numbers haven’t been politically-fudged is because of all of the crazy things that have happened in this administration.

Yeah. Turns out there was a “mistake”. [https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/06/05/may-2020-jobs-report-misclassification-error/?outputType=amp](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/06/05/may-2020-jobs-report-misclassification-error/?outputType=amp)  
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44338 "2020-06-06T05:06:58Z")

</div>

> [@Nava](#):
>
> From what I know (no cite, my sources are American journals but I don’t have the bookmarks), US methods are more long-term. Things such as getting anybody in a low-employment area on disability if any kind of excuse is found so they count as “disabled” and not “unemployed”. And yes, this is simultaneous with making getting disability a maze when it’s not going to make anybody’s numbers get better.

Funny that. In Aus, the govt have gone the opposite tack, getting people OFF disability and back into the job queues. Unless your disability is going to get ‘better’ in the future, you’re assessed as being able to work x hours per week and will get Jobseeker payment as a top up. FTR, the allowance for Jobseekers is considerably less than the Disability Support Pension.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44339 "2020-06-06T06:21:24Z")

</div>

> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
>
> Yeah. Turns out there was a “mistake”. [https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/06/05/may-2020-jobs-report-misclassification-error/?outputType=amp](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/06/05/may-2020-jobs-report-misclassification-error/?outputType=amp)  
> Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Well I’ll be! I don’t suppose trumpo will take pains to publicize this “error” after he took his victory lap.

He’s such a piece of shit he even said George Floyd would be happy about the purported improvement in unemployment rates. Because obviously even a guy who was murdered by the police would be more concerned about trumpo’s reelection chances/economy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44340 "2020-06-06T08:22:27Z")

</div>

> [@Skypist](#):
>
> Well I’ll be! I don’t suppose trumpo will take pains to publicize this “error” after he took his victory lap.
> 
> He’s such a piece of shit he even said George Floyd would be happy about the purported improvement in unemployment rates. Because obviously even a guy who was murdered by the police would be more concerned about trumpo’s reelection chances/economy.

It’s almost like he knew about the error, but wanted to make sure he said something so outrageous that his idiotic comment would get more play in the next news cycle, than the truth about unemployment.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44341 "2020-06-06T11:18:39Z")

</div>

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
>
> Individual 1 is withdrawing 9500 US troops from Germany. He says it totally has nothing to do with Angela Merkel telling him she would not be attending his planned G-7 summit at Mar al Lago.  
> [Donald Trump orders 9,500 US troops to leave Germany | Donald Trump | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/05/trump-orders-9500-us-troops-to-leave-germany)

So the fact that the orders ended with _“Nya-nyanya- **NYA** -nya!”_ isn’t relevant? 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44342 "2020-06-06T17:30:31Z")

</div>

Trump contaminated a swab factory, [and now everything has to be thrown away.](https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/health/all-swabs-will-be-thrown-out-following-trump-visit-puritan-says/97-2777a555-dc39-4088-b597-3a1a367ca3ed)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44343 "2020-06-06T17:46:21Z")

</div>

> [@Lamoral](#):
>
> It kills me to look at the title of this thread every day now - “a clusterfuck _in the making_”.
> 
> Oh, if only.

> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
>
> well each and every day he makes it just a bit (or a lot) more of a clusterfuck, so I think it still fits.

I put forth the proposal January last year that after two years, the title be changed to “ongoing clusterfuck,” but it got no traction.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44344 "2020-06-06T17:56:43Z")

</div>

> [@DesertDog](#):
>
> I put forth the proposal January last year that after two years, the title be changed to “ongoing clusterfuck,” but it got no traction.

_“TRA-DI-TION!”_

_\<Cue Tevye & Golde\>_

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44345 "2020-06-06T18:01:36Z")

</div>

> [@kambuckta](#):
>
> Funny that. In Aus, the govt have gone the opposite tack, getting people OFF disability and back into the job queues. Unless your disability is going to get ‘better’ in the future, you’re assessed as being able to work x hours per week and will get Jobseeker payment as a top up. FTR, the allowance for Jobseekers is considerably less than the Disability Support Pension.

In Spain they’re independent things, so that kind of accounting just doesn’t work. Definitely a case of “the more things change…”, though; what changes from place to place is which slots governments can play with but boy do they love the game.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44346 "2020-06-06T18:53:14Z")

</div>

Individual 1 retweets Candace Owens saying George Floyd was not a good person.

> **[Trump shares Candace Owens interview saying ‘George Floyd was not a good person’](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-shares-candace-owens-interview-131400391.html)**
>
> US president Donald Trump has shared an interview in which conservative activist Candace Owens describes George Floyd as a symbol of a “broken culture in black America today” and insists that “he was not a good person”.Mr Floyd died last month in...

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=2216)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=2218)
