# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44387 "2020-06-07T18:35:08Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Authoritarians cannot understand anyone taking initiative on their own, or that actual grassroots movements can happen.  
> They take sides on issues based entirely on what their superiors tell them today. They do nothing without marching orders or pay. Since they think everyone is the same as they are they need to find the ultimate leader of the liberals.  
> Why they settled on Soros is unknown to me.

Because Emmanuel Goldstein is fictional. Allegedly.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44388 "2020-06-07T19:16:24Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I had a better one pop into my head yesterday.
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> We should start a rumor that Donald Trump is incontinent. He wears adult diapers. That’s why he always wears loose suits; it’s to conceal the diaper outline.

You’re behind the curve. Former \*Apprentice \*staffer, Noel Casler tweets endlessly about his adult diapers … and his drug use, and his philandering, and his racism.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44389 "2020-06-07T19:42:50Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> You’re behind the curve. Former \*Apprentice \*staffer, Noel Casler tweets endlessly about his adult diapers … and his drug use, and his philandering, and his racism.

Good. I was thinking I’d have to recuse myself from spreading this rumor because I made it up. But now I can honestly say I heard about how Trump has to wear adult diapers and has anyone else heard about this? I’m just asking the question.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44390 "2020-06-07T19:49:03Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Good. I was thinking I’d have to recuse myself from spreading this rumor because I made it up. But now I can honestly say I heard about how Trump has to wear adult diapers and has anyone else heard about this? I’m just asking the question.

So…Trump DOES wear adult diapers?

I thought so.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44391 "2020-06-07T20:05:56Z")

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Waterboarding is not torture and [pepper spray is not a chemical irritant](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1269649093392990208). I am the AG, and words mean what _ **I** _ say they mean.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44392 "2020-06-07T20:35:14Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Waterboarding is not torture and [pepper spray is not a chemical irritant](https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1269649093392990208). I am the AG, and words mean what _ **I** _ say they mean.

CDC  
[Facts About Riot Control Agents Interim document](https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/riotcontrol/factsheet.asp)

> [@](#):
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> What riot control agents are
> 
> \*\* Riot control agents (sometimes referred to as “tear gas”) \*\*are chemical compounds that temporarily make people unable to function by causing irritation to the eyes, mouth, throat, lungs, and skin.  
> Several different compounds are considered to be riot control agents. The most common compounds are known as chloroacetophenone (CN) and chlorobenzylidenemalononitrile (CS). Other examples include chloropicrin (PS), which is also used as a fumigant (that is, a substance that uses fumes to disinfect an area); bromobenzylcyanide (CA); dibenzoxazepine (CR); and combinations of various agents.
> 
> Where riot control agents are found and how they are used
> 
> ```
> Riot control agents are used by law enforcement officials for crowd control and by individuals and the general public for personal protection (for example, pepper spray).
> CS is also used in military settings to test the speed and ability of military personnel to use their gas masks.
> 
> ```

Barr needs to learn to read.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44393 "2020-06-07T20:43:22Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> So…Trump DOES wear adult diapers?
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> I thought so.

If he has a supply he should put one around his mouth to prevent the real shit that comes out of him.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44394 "2020-06-07T20:52:15Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> So…Trump DOES wear adult diapers?

If Melania is the one who has to change his diapers, I can understand her reluctance to smile.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44395 "2020-06-07T21:01:48Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> So…Trump DOES wear adult diapers?

There’s no evidence saying he doesn’t and he’s never denied it.

Draw your own conclusions.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44396 "2020-06-07T21:07:58Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> So…Trump DOES wear adult diapers?
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> I thought so.

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> There’s no evidence saying he doesn’t and he’s never denied it.
> 
> Draw your own conclusions.

He’s lived a pampered life.

:flees:

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44397 "2020-06-07T21:10:23Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> He’s lived a pampered life.
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> :flees:

Oh, I don’t know. It all depends.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44398 "2020-06-07T21:20:43Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> He’s lived a pampered life.
> 
> :flees:

> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Oh, I don’t know. It all depends.

Do you \*Always \*have to have the last word?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44399 "2020-06-07T21:23:56Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Do you \*Always \*have to have the last word?

Generally, yes. It aids my Tranquility.

😃

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44400 "2020-06-07T21:30:01Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Generally, yes. It aids my Tranquility.
> 
> 😃

You do seem to be quite poised.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44401 "2020-06-07T21:37:23Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> You do seem to be quite poised.

Thank you. 🙂 I think **ThelmaLou** just needs a Huggie.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44402 "2020-06-07T21:52:47Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Thank you. 🙂 I think **ThelmaLou** just needs a Huggie.

It’s great to see even a terrible president like this can cause so much Luvs.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44403 "2020-06-07T22:31:58Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Maybe George Soros is paying Donald Trump to do a terrible job as President in order to discredit the Trump administration.

Why not? After all, he paid James Comey to fuck up Hillary’s campaign in order to discredit the Trump administration.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44404 "2020-06-07T23:01:01Z")

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To Soros, we are all just pawns in his game of Risk – when I figure out who he is playing against, I will let you know.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44405 "2020-06-07T23:19:31Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Thank you. 🙂 I think **ThelmaLou** just needs a Huggie.

One & Done and I’m good. 😛

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/44406 "2020-06-07T23:25:08Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> You do seem to be quite poised.

Don’t you have something you need to Attend to?

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