# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4801 "2017-05-16T23:53:15Z")

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> [@AnalogSignal](#):
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> Lapdog Ryan is not going to lead the charge but this could be an inflection point. Comey’s memorandum about Trump asking him to drop the Flynn case is going to be considered solid evidence.
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> Even if nothing happens immediately, Republicans are going to distance themselves from Cheetoface going forward.
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> Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk

Anne Coulter is suggesting we all do something… and I LIKE it. She is saying we should all, every one of us, mail Paul Ryan a brick for that precious wall 😃

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4802 "2017-05-16T23:54:42Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> There are as-yet-untapped depths of clusterfuckery awaiting, though.

Yes, this one is still in the making. We’re less than 9% through his term, so relax and watch the clusterfuck continue to cluster.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4803 "2017-05-17T00:06:49Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Please choose one from the following list:
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> 1. It’s not crime if the president does it.
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> 2. Dear Leader can do no wrong.
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> 3. Fake news! Fake news!
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> 4. Ignore it - liberal media
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> 5. Ha ha, who cares, Libtard tears are so sweet!
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> 6. Hillary! Emails! Benghazi!

Yaknow, I basically postef this exact same thing on my FB last night.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4804 "2017-05-17T00:55:23Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> Anne Coulter is suggesting we all do something… and I LIKE it. She is saying we should all, every one of us, mail Paul Ryan a brick for that precious wall 😃

Cool. I’ve been wanting to send someone my leftover Legos ™ “for the wall” for awhile, now, but couldn’t decide who to send them to. Would Ryan really be the best recipient?

A brick costs more to mail and shows more respect for the wall than a handful of Legos would. Just a thought.

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**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4805 "2017-05-17T00:57:29Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Handicap Accomodation:

God fucking dammit that’s embarrassing.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4806 "2017-05-17T01:26:36Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Cool. I’ve been wanting to send someone my leftover Legos ™ “for the wall” for awhile, now, but couldn’t decide who to send them to. Would Ryan really be the best recipient?

Are there really such things as “leftover Legos”? Aren’t they just Legos that are exploring your options?  
Still - I like the idea.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4807 "2017-05-17T01:27:06Z")

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> [@Chisquirrel](#):
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> If only my local fishing hole was full of animals that swallowed it hook, line, and sinker like **Okrahoma** …

Ha ha! "And Papa, tell me about the coal mining jobs you’re gonna bring back to the country. A vote for Trump is going to MAGA! MAGA!! MAAAA-GAAAAAAA!

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4808 "2017-05-17T01:45:30Z")

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> [@oft\_wears\_hats](#):
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> God fucking dammit that’s embarrassing.

After Trump’s petulant refusal to shake Angela Merkel’s hand in front of photographers, I think we’re done with mere embarrassment. When they start having to do the presentations a puppet shows to keep Bubby Trumpy engaged, then we’ll have reached a genuine new low.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4809 "2017-05-17T02:00:39Z")

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Crazy night:

Trump losing his shit:

> <https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241>

Manafort just hit with subpoenas regarding $3.5 million real estate transaction:

> <https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/864658404152836096>

Chaffetz requests “all memoranda, notes, summaries, and recordings… relating to communications with the President.”

> <https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/864655858055077888>

Paul Ryan, btw, is cool with Chaffetz’s request:

> <https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/864633641175048192>

Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson over on Fake News is yelling about Penn Station bathrooms:

[https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/864654037471424512](https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/864654037471424512)

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4810 "2017-05-17T02:14:35Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Crazy night:
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> Trump losing his shit:
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> [x.com](https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241)

If anything had ever cried out for a _Downfall_ parody, it’s this.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4811 "2017-05-17T02:14:55Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson over on Fake News is yelling about Penn Station bathrooms:
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> [x.com](https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/864654037471424512)

Well, if anyone’s intimately familiar with the bathrooms at Penn Station, it’s probably Fucker Carlson.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4812 "2017-05-17T02:18:55Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> Exactly. I was in the Army Security Agency (ASA). We took this very seriously. We were also made well aware that if we messed up we would face charges and go to Leavenworth prison for a LONG time. I was a repairman, and didn’t’ normally handle classified data except for burn detail (under armed guard), but I still took the security training. What Trump did would have been called espionage and treason if we did it.

I too was a Lightning Fast Chicken Plucker. As a 23 year old E-3 I had this hammered into my head by a sergeant in Texas - even a general can’t get it across to DJT?

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4813 "2017-05-17T02:24:02Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> This should get good. We should have expected Comey to keep a memo detailing every meeting with the President. Whatever I think about his actions, he really seems to be a by-the-book guy and apparently FBI agents document EVERYTHING. It’s one thing for a President to “inadvertently” compromise National Security because he is an idiot; it’s another entirely to deliberately try to obstruct justice.

This is why I laughed when I heard the news about Comey’s firing. Trump fired the guy who knows where all the bodies are buried and now Comey’s coming with a backhoe to unearth them. 😃

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4814 "2017-05-17T02:25:01Z")

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[A tweet by “Rogue WH Snr Advisor”](https://twitter.com/RogueSNRadvisor/status/864666625261293568).

> [@@RogueSNRadvisor](#):
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> After “leak week”, Pres heavily considering movig full-time to Trump Tower. Doesn’t trust “Obama White House.”

Dunno if it’s true - but funny, either way.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4815 "2017-05-17T02:26:50Z")

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…holy fucking shit.

> <https://twitter.com/VOATurkish/status/864631567972540417>

I don’t know if this is the right place to post this: but holy fucking shit.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4816 "2017-05-17T02:33:16Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …holy fucking shit.
> 
> [x.com](https://twitter.com/VOATurkish/status/864631567972540417)
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> I don’t know if this is the right place to post this: but holy fucking shit.

Little context?

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4817 "2017-05-17T02:34:21Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …holy fucking shit.
> 
> [x.com](https://twitter.com/VOATurkish/status/864631567972540417)
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> I don’t know if this is the right place to post this: but holy fucking shit.

Other reports are saying it was Turkish security personnel attacking Kurdish protestors on Embassy Row in DC. Translating the lead line from Turkish “#Erdoğan got in a fight in the guards”

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4818 "2017-05-17T02:36:39Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Little context?

Apparently Erdogan bodyguards beating up protesters in DC.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4819 "2017-05-17T02:37:55Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> Are there really such things as “leftover Legos”? Aren’t they just Legos that are exploring your options?  
> Still - I like the idea.

Some may be. Mine are leftover from a kit that could produce two versions of the garbage truck from The Lego Movie. I don’t want to make the flying version, so all the tiny bricks that only apply to the flying version are left over.

I’ve also seen families who have multiple children, and by the time the youngest is in third grade, there are only five to ten big, toddler Legos to be found. They haven’t been thrown out, yet, but there’s not much you can do with them. Any future Legos that the family buys will be regular-sized. They might as well help build the wall.

So, should they go to Ryan, or to someone in the Department of Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection? They were the guys stuck with asking for proposals for prototypes.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/4820 "2017-05-17T02:40:25Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Little context?

…it breaking: but its two minutes of video of (apparently) members of the Turkish entourage attacking and beating up protesters in Washington while the DC police try and hold them back. Its astonishing footage.

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