# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 400
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7984 "2017-07-13T11:00:03Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > This is SO FUCKING COOL that Trump should totally dig Ford up and make him attend the christening. WHAT?? Gerald Ford is dead?? But he was scheduled to come to lunch next week. :eek: Unless you meant _Henry_ Ford. > [@eschereal](#): > > O, ye of little faith. A long way down there yet is. Hell, we’re only six months into it. [SIX MONTHS? :eek:] He’s just getting warmed up. When he’s done with it, this will be the biggest, bestest clusterfuck in history. Ultimately, the gold-plated Trump Presidential Museum (no point in calling it a library) will be a monument to the greatest clusterfuck in American history. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7985 "2017-07-13T11:28:52Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > This is SO FUCKING COOL that Trump should totally dig Ford up and make him attend the christening. Hell no, Trump doesn’t like losers, Trump likes people who don’t die of old age. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7986 "2017-07-13T11:43:02Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Finally an aircraft carrier with USB ports! Is that how they charge it? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7987 "2017-07-13T11:50:02Z")
The Swedish navy has bar codes painted on the sides of each ship. When they return to port they Scandinavian. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7988 "2017-07-13T12:16:50Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > The Swedish navy has bar codes painted on the sides of each ship. When they return to port they Scandinavian. I’m ashamed of myself for laughing at that. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7989 "2017-07-13T12:28:28Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > The Swedish navy has bar codes painted on the sides of each ship. When they return to port they Scandinavian. I was sure that was heading toward an IKEA joke until the end 😉 ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7990 "2017-07-13T12:54:38Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Hell no, Trump doesn’t like losers, Trump likes people who don’t die of old age. Another difference between Donald Trump and Gerry is that Gerald Ford served his country when war came. It is perhaps telling that Gerald Ford, a generally poorly regarded placeholder of a President, the only person to hold the office without being elected President or VP, was 500 times the man Donald Trump is. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7991 "2017-07-13T13:08:06Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > The Swedish navy has bar codes painted on the sides of each ship. When they return to port they Scandinavian. 😛 !!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7992 "2017-07-13T13:29:13Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > The Swedish navy has bar codes painted on the sides of each ship. When they return to port they Scandinavian. You deserve a keel-hauling for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7993 "2017-07-13T13:30:51Z")
> [@Bookkeeper](#): > > Notice that he then boards the helicopter through the wrong door, ending up in the front cockpit instead of the passenger compartment, with some half-seen prolonged confusion going on around the inside door. Want to bet that they make sure to close the cockpit door before he arrives in future? Of course he did! Because he’s LARGE AND IN CHARGE!!! No really, he’s got to be pushing 350 lately. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7994 "2017-07-13T14:42:38Z")
It has been alluded to and now concluded that Kellyanne Conway is [delusional](https://www.yahoo.com/news/kellyanne-conway-sparks-instant-meme-signs-mocking-russia-firestorm-130842518.html). ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7995 "2017-07-13T14:53:11Z")
> [@TonySinclair](#): > > You guys act like Trump hasn’t done anything good. But if you check Breitbart news, you will find that in less than six months as President, he has already designed, built, tested, and is ready to commission a [brand new aircraft carrier.](http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/11/trump-closer-12-carrier-navy-goal-uss-gerald-ford/) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7996 "2017-07-13T14:54:12Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > I was sure that was heading toward an IKEA joke until the end 😉 That would be the Italian fleet warning off the Swedes, “_Stand down or IKEA you paintjob_!” Or something like that. Some assembly required. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7997 "2017-07-13T14:56:56Z")
Rep. Steve ([I got three “2-S” draft deferments to dodge active duty in Vietnam and I still didn’t graduate from college](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_King)) King (R-Iowa)[wants to build the border wall](https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-steve-king-build-border-wall-funds-food-stamps-planned-parenthood-151810096.html) with funds from Food Stamps and Planned Parenthood. Here is the jagoff’s [official photo](https://steveking.house.gov/about/official-photo) in the event you need something to piss on. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7998 "2017-07-13T14:59:58Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > We really need to find better creatures to describe Cheetoh. I usually go with Dolt 45, myself. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/7999 "2017-07-13T15:24:31Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I usually go with Dolt 45, myself. I’ve cycled through a few, but lately I’ve been a fan of President WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8000 "2017-07-13T15:25:41Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > We really need to find better creatures to describe Cheetoh. How about mythical creatures? “Trumpelthinskin” rolls off the tongue nicely… ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8001 "2017-07-13T15:49:30Z")
> [@ticker](#): > > I see from that Breitbart article > > yet I am sure I remember [Trump saying](http://time.com/4775040/donald-trump-time-interview-being-president/) Funny, I remember it the same way. Rrump don’t like no digitalz. Too hard. No understand. Mongo only pawn … ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8002 "2017-07-13T15:50:31Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Republicans would have fried Obama’s ass (or Hillary’s) for being anywhere near this sort of stuff. > > But SOP for the Republicans now is Party over Patriotism. > > All I have to say to them is: We’re watching. We see that you’re not patriots, you’re just partisans. If any of you have even a shred of integrity left, you should be kicking Trump and his family to the curb about now. I’ll go even further. They’re damn traitors. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8003 "2017-07-13T15:53:50Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Funny, I remember it the same way. Rrump don’t like no digitalz. Too hard. No understand. Mongo only pawn … Odd for Breitbart to be more factual than the President, but there it is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=399) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=401)