# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 450
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8984 "2017-07-31T18:33:55Z")
> [@gytalf2000](#): > > I’m wondering if a sex tape would actually damage Trump at all. Because I do believe that most of his minions think that the Trumpster is and has been quite willing to exercise his considerable libido with any willing woman, and are fine with that aspect of his personality. I think that the prostitutes would have to be clearly underage to really have the maximum “outrage effect”. Or perhaps if he could be seen forcing himself upon an unwilling woman. > > Does any one else agree with me? The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man. Or another woman. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8985 "2017-07-31T18:40:56Z")
Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc > **[John Kelly, Asserting Authority, Fires Anthony Scaramucci (Published 2017)](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/trump-white-house-obamacare-health.html)** > > It remains to be seen if the new chief of staff will quell the chaos that has defined, distracted and often derailed President Trump’s White House. That was a helluva week he put in… ---
**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8986 "2017-07-31T18:43:47Z")
The Mooch’s reign of terror is over! ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8987 "2017-07-31T18:44:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Putin is acting now, because Congress told him to go get stuffed and he’s tired of waiting on the SCROTUS. +1 and, I’ve been calling 45 Donnie Two Scoops - because it’s brilliant - and it’s totally made me forget how well SCROTUS works, too. the fun just never ends. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8988 "2017-07-31T18:45:31Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man. > > Or another woman. The only tape that would doom him is HIM having sex with another man. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8989 "2017-07-31T18:48:07Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man. > > Or another woman. Trump would go nuts. Not sure anyone else would care. Especially if it’s a woman. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8990 "2017-07-31T18:48:11Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc > > [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=) > > That was a helluva week he put in… Assuming it’s true, I just couldn’t imagine Mooch making it long. I can’t imagine a worse first day/week on the job. My guess is that making the White House look like a Mafia safe house was at the top of Kelly’s ‘to do’ list. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8991 "2017-07-31T18:48:59Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc > > [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=) > > That was a helluva week he put in… I’m not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8992 "2017-07-31T18:50:06Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > The only tape that would doom him is HIM having sex with another man. Only if he’s a bottom. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8993 "2017-07-31T18:52:12Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc > > [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=) > > That was a helluva week he put in… and it only cost him his family, his self-respect and his dignity. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8994 "2017-07-31T18:52:13Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man. > > Or another woman. > [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > The only tape that would doom him is HIM having sex with another man. Are you kidding? Imagine Donald Trump cuckolded; his approval rating would be less than 0%. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8995 "2017-07-31T18:53:28Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc > > [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=) > > That was a helluva week he put in… Quite unsurprising, actually. From the little I know about Kelly, he would have no patience for the coke snorting, jumped up little con man. A part of me wishes that Kelly grabbed him by the throat and held him up against the wall, while shouting in the Mooch’s reddening face “You are nothing, you little man! You give me any shit and I’ll break your spine in half!” At least that’s how it’s going to go down in my screenplay; “The Trump Administration; A Clusterfuck in the Making” ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8996 "2017-07-31T18:55:45Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > I had exactly the same thought. Similar kind of crazy paired with megalomania and hybris. I wonder how Trump looks with a pickelhaube. We’re not gonna have to pay for one of these fuckin’ statues, are we? [https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiser+wilhelm+statue+deutsches+eck&rlz=1C9BKJA\_enUS620US620&hl=en-US&prmd=msivn&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&fir=4rt8TuRhUrIpJM%253A%252C1MjympFGC1m9TM%252C\_%253BZeETHb2T37AV3M%253A%252CCcd4fnoG8ab7GM%252C\_%253BykHWElHofGAw2M%253A%252CbjWBPMtrR5Fi8M%252C\_%253Bj4Wk1pUlLV-SKM%253A%252CG6QvrLU7enr6SM%252C\_%253ByNM1WslEis-\_AM%253A%252CNebhb0954Fh6qM%252C\_%253Bo4BVrDwWsgJ5OM%253A%252CiveKucMIUhCQVM%252C\_%253BazO962l-nXEj1M%253A%252CbjWBPMtrR5Fi8M%252C\_%253B2t5xJccYxjOr0M%253A%252C6rgG6ZDI6yaWvM%252C\_%253BFCLBRm3-x3B-6M%253A%252CpWpu5YgEs3Dx-M%252C\_%253BOSGlw-QXwqu7XM%253A%252C1MjympFGC1m9TM%252C\_&usg=\_\_j0uGEH9HI4WAwF4b1IyNoJP8v\_s%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi116uxmLTVAhXMaT4KHX\_zDkwQsAQISA&biw=1024&bih=653#imgrc=Gm--YOe2KjNoiM:](https://www.google.com/search?q=kaiser+wilhelm+statue+deutsches+eck&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS620US620&hl=en-US&prmd=msivn&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&fir=4rt8TuRhUrIpJM%253A%252C1MjympFGC1m9TM%252C_%253BZeETHb2T37AV3M%253A%252CCcd4fnoG8ab7GM%252C_%253BykHWElHofGAw2M%253A%252CbjWBPMtrR5Fi8M%252C_%253Bj4Wk1pUlLV-SKM%253A%252CG6QvrLU7enr6SM%252C_%253ByNM1WslEis-_AM%253A%252CNebhb0954Fh6qM%252C_%253Bo4BVrDwWsgJ5OM%253A%252CiveKucMIUhCQVM%252C_%253BazO962l-nXEj1M%253A%252CbjWBPMtrR5Fi8M%252C_%253B2t5xJccYxjOr0M%253A%252C6rgG6ZDI6yaWvM%252C_%253BFCLBRm3-x3B-6M%253A%252CpWpu5YgEs3Dx-M%252C_%253BOSGlw-QXwqu7XM%253A%252C1MjympFGC1m9TM%252C_&usg=__j0uGEH9HI4WAwF4b1IyNoJP8v_s%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi116uxmLTVAhXMaT4KHX_zDkwQsAQISA&biw=1024&bih=653#imgrc=Gm--YOe2KjNoiM:) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8997 "2017-07-31T18:56:09Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc > > [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=) > > That was a helluva week he put in… No way!! We didn’t even get to see him do the fandango, man! > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man. > > Or another woman. Hell, she may get elected herself if that happens. > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > That’s kinda my question; the compounds were seized months ago, in what way was it escalated two weeks ago? Congress passed increased sanctions by ludicrously veto-proof margins. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8998 "2017-07-31T18:56:16Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man. > > Or another woman. > [@Procrustus](#): > > Trump would go nuts. Not sure anyone else would care. Especially if it’s a woman. Supposedly, Melania is having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany & Co. [An example](http://www.inquisitr.com/4265458/hank-siemers-man-accused-of-carrying-on-long-term-affair-with-melania-trump-gains-viral-infamy/). Google “hank siemers and melania trump”. Don’t know how reliable these gossip sites are, but the rumor has been floating around for a while; Trump also supposedly knows about it. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/8999 "2017-07-31T19:01:10Z")
To dump Trump will take the classic deal: Dead girl or live boy ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9000 "2017-07-31T19:03:30Z")
Does this mean Spicer comes back? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9001 "2017-07-31T19:06:06Z")
> [@simster](#): > > and it only cost him his family, his self-respect and his dignity. He didn’t have two of those before he started. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9002 "2017-07-31T19:08:08Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > He didn’t have two of those before he started. and he has even less of it now! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9003 "2017-07-31T19:12:09Z")
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