# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9004 "2017-07-31T19:16:33Z")

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Did he even officially _have_ the job? I mean, wasn’t he supposed to start work tomorrow?

In any case, selling your company, getting hit with what is going to be a killer tax bill, then a divorce and world-wide humiliation and derision must make for a bummer Monday.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9005 "2017-07-31T19:22:09Z")

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I’ll admit it - I straight up laughed out loud. the article says that he may be placed in another Trumpster position, but nonetheless - hysterical!

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9006 "2017-07-31T19:25:36Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Did he even officially _have_ the job? I mean, wasn’t he supposed to start work tomorrow?
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> In any case, selling your company, getting hit with what is going to be a killer tax bill, then a divorce and world-wide humiliation and derision must make for a bummer Monday.

Hmmm… y’all don’t think this may have been a set-up by the Orange Outrage to get back for past offenses?

Though I’d also dig the notion of Gen. Kelly letting him know he was dead meat if he tried going over his head.

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**Author:** ![Grim\_Render](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@Grim\_Render](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grim_Render)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9007 "2017-07-31T19:27:23Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Or another woman.

Trump reply: Who do you think were filming it?

Trump base: YAAAAAYYYY!!!

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9008 "2017-07-31T19:30:39Z")

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According to a reporter on twitter, the Mooch had to be escorted out of the White House.

[https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392](https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/892100779741499392)

That is awesome. Pictures, please!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9009 "2017-07-31T19:32:17Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Hmmm… y’all don’t think this may have been a set-up by the Orange Outrage to get back for past offenses?
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> Though I’d also dig the notion of Gen. Kelly letting him know he was dead meat if he tried going over his head.

The Don brought in Mooch to whack Priebus, then had Kelly whack Mooch. Mario Puzo must be spinning in his grave!

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9010 "2017-07-31T19:32:48Z")

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> [@Eddie The Horrible](#):
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> Hey quite the opposite - all good. If anything this should be discussed more in the (right kind of?) media a lot more often. I’m guessing Fox wouldn’t cover such a story. Would/have they?  
> Meanwhile I hope you don’t mind that I stupidly overloooked that you had posted in that thread.😛

Not at all. 🙂 Believe me, I understand the challenge to keep track of threads and who posts where. I appreciate that you intended only to draw my attention to the thread in case I had missed it.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9011 "2017-07-31T19:36:46Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> The Don brought in Mooch to whack Priebus, then had Kelly whack Mooch. Mario Puzo must be spinning in his grave!

“Leave the Mooch. Take the cannoli.”

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9012 "2017-07-31T19:43:20Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> The Don brought in Mooch to whack Priebus, then had Kelly whack Mooch. Mario Puzo must be spinning in his grave!

I think we need to bring Kremlinologists out of retirement, to assess who’s standing next to who at the May Day Parade. Scaramucci was the idea of Jared & Ivanka, so they’re down; obviously Priebus is out…so who’s ascendant? By default – Bannon?

This is a sad day for those of us who enjoy watching the Trump White House self-destruct. We may have seen the end of surreal press conferences, profane tirades in the media, and – possibly – Trump Tweet Storms. Kelly is not putting up with that shit, and the long-foreseen day when the grownups take over has come.

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**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9013 "2017-07-31T19:45:52Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man.
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> Or another woman.

Especially if the other woman was Ivanka.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9014 "2017-07-31T19:46:33Z")

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With partial credit to some rando on Twitter, I propose that the OED adopt _scaramucci_ as a word meaning a period of 10 days. As in, “only four more shopping scaramuccis until Christmas,” or “Officer, I haven’t smoked meth in at least two scaramuccis!”

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9015 "2017-07-31T19:47:39Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I think we need to bring Kremlinologists out of retirement, to assess who’s standing next to who at the May Day Parade. Scaramucci was the idea of Jared & Ivanka, so they’re down; obviously Priebus is out…so who’s ascendant? By default – Bannon?
> 
> This is a sad day for those of us who enjoy watching the Trump White House self-destruct. We may have seen the end of surreal press conferences, profane tirades in the media, and – possibly – Trump Tweet Storms. Kelly is not putting up with that shit, and the long-foreseen day when the grownups take over has come.

There is no way in fuck that Trump will take orders from an _employee_. Don’t worry, the batshit Tweets may slow temporarily, but there’s no way we’ve seen the last of them.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9016 "2017-07-31T19:49:10Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Mooch out, according to NYT, ABC etc
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> [https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html?referer=)
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> That was a helluva week he put in…

Already???

Dayum! 😃

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9017 "2017-07-31T19:59:16Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> There is no way in fuck that Trump will take orders from an _employee_. Don’t worry, the batshit Tweets may slow temporarily, but there’s no way we’ve seen the last of them.

Agreed.

And I further propose that Kelly will have had enough of Trump’s bullshit and not listening to his advice, and will resign to spend time with his parakeet in … 6 weeks time.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9018 "2017-07-31T20:10:10Z")

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“NOTE: Moochie died on the way back to his home planet.”

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9019 "2017-07-31T20:14:26Z")

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Trump’s favorite poll, the Rasmussen, has him at 39% favorability.

> **[Analysis | Trump’s favorite poll is probably not his favorite today](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/07/31/trumps-favorite-poll-is-probably-not-his-favorite-today/)**
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> Rasmussen polling puts Trump at 39 percent approval — and only 25 percent strongly approving.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9020 "2017-07-31T20:22:18Z")

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[Trump Removes Anthony Scaramucci From Communications Director Role](http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-removes-anthony-scaramucci-from-communications-director-role/ar-AApbndq?li=BBnb7Kz)

> [@](#):
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> President Trump on Monday removed Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director, the White House announced, ousting him just days after Mr. Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other senior members of the president’s senior staff.

I knew it would be bad…but I didn’t think it would be THIS bad. :eek:

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9021 "2017-07-31T20:25:12Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> The tape that would doom Trump would be video of Melania having sex with another man.
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> Or another woman.

Don’t we already have naked pics of Melania with a woman? Or is it just by herself?

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9022 "2017-07-31T20:43:08Z")

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I bet Steve Bannon’s so happy he now probably really is trying to suck…okay let’s not go there.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/9023 "2017-07-31T20:44:04Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Trump’s favorite poll, the Rasmussen, has him at 39% favorability.  
> [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/07/31/trumps-favorite-poll-is-probably-not-his-favorite-today/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/07/31/trumps-favorite-poll-is-probably-not-his-favorite-today/)

But 39% is better than any president in history. Believe me.

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