# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10984 "2017-09-07T02:24:53Z")

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> [@Okrahoma](#):
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> You gotta love our resident left-wing “democrats”. Wishing for an arrest of a Senator for doing his duty. Maduro-wanna-bes.

You gotta love our resident Nazis who can’t tell the difference between a Senator and a Congressman.  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10985 "2017-09-07T05:04:18Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You gotta love our resident Nazis who can’t tell the difference between a Senator and a Congressman.  
> :dubious:

He’s a Russian troll.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10986 "2017-09-07T05:16:14Z")

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> [@steatopygia](#):
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> He’s a Russian troll.

And inside him another, slightly smaller Russian troll. And inside that troll, another troll, and so forth…

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10987 "2017-09-07T11:41:44Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> And inside him another, slightly smaller Russian troll. And inside that troll, another troll, and so forth…

The gay sex jokes basically write themselves. 😃

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10988 "2017-09-07T13:11:43Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I think back eight years, struggling to call up any memory of Obama and the Democrats trying to tear each other apart like this. There was some back and forth in the ACA debate, but mostly those guys had figured out how to work together. This cannibalism is both troubling and, at the same time, delightful. Or at least satisfying. I never knew cannibalism could be so satisfying.

These people are running the world’s largest economy and military. They have thousands of nuclear weapons at their disposal. This is about as delightful as being on a plane and hearing that the flight crew are punching each other over whether to point the plane up or down.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10989 "2017-09-07T13:29:13Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Devin Nunes threatens to hold Jefferson Beauregard and the FBI in contempt if they don’t turn over information about the Russia dossier.  
> [http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/05/politics/house-intelligence-committee-subpoena-fbi-justice/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/05/politics/house-intelligence-committee-subpoena-fbi-justice/index.html)

Devin, Devin, Devin; if you want a copy of a tape of peeing hookers there are easier ways to get one…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10990 "2017-09-07T14:05:20Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Gotta love our Attorney General, who had a woman arrested and prosecuted for laughing at him.

[Twice](http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/01/politics/doj-woman-laughed-jeff-sessions-confirmation-hearing/index.html). They’re going to try her again. What a waste of resources.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10991 "2017-09-07T14:56:33Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> And inside him another, slightly smaller Russian troll. And inside that troll, another troll, and so forth…

And at the center, a small nugget of shit.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10992 "2017-09-07T14:57:06Z")

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> [@Max\_Torque](#):
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> [Twice](http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/01/politics/doj-woman-laughed-jeff-sessions-confirmation-hearing/index.html). They’re going to try her again. What a waste of resources.

I am so tempted to get a group of people together to stand around and laugh at Jeffy-Bo wherever he goes. If he’s busy prosecuting humor he doesn’t have time to damage our justice system any more than he already has.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10993 "2017-09-07T15:09:57Z")

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> [@Max\_Torque](#):
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> [Twice](http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/01/politics/doj-woman-laughed-jeff-sessions-confirmation-hearing/index.html). They’re going to try her again. What a waste of resources.

The entire White House staff is a bunch of fucking snowflakes. Pathetic.

As for Okrahoma, go fuck off, you Russian troll bastard.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10994 "2017-09-07T15:15:27Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I think back eight years, struggling to call up any memory of Obama and the Democrats trying to tear each other apart like this. There was some back and forth in the ACA debate, but mostly those guys had figured out how to work together. This cannibalism is both troubling and, at the same time, delightful. Or at least satisfying. I never knew cannibalism could be so satisfying.

The Democrats back then were a lot more united than they are now. As it is currently, they’re still licking their wounds from a bitter political defeat, a complete sweep of the federal government by the Republicans. And they keep losing at the state and local levels as has been discussed many times already. I don’t see how any progressive can for even a moment sit and admire the infighting among Republicans.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10995 "2017-09-07T15:20:43Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> The Democrats back then were a lot more united than they are now. As it is currently, they’re still licking their wounds from a bitter political defeat, a complete sweep of the federal government by the Republicans. And they keep losing at the state and local levels as has been discussed many times already. **I don’t see how any progressive can for even a moment sit and admire the infighting among Republicans**.

Admire it? Not so much. But add more fuel to the GOP dumpster fire? Oh hell yes.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10996 "2017-09-07T17:50:14Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> The Democrats back then were a lot more united than they are now. As it is currently, they’re still licking their wounds from a bitter political defeat, a complete sweep of the federal government by the Republicans. And they keep losing at the state and local levels as has been discussed many times already. I don’t see how any progressive can for even a moment sit and admire the infighting among Republicans.

Admire, hell. I sit back and laugh uproariously.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10997 "2017-09-07T18:08:56Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> And at the center, a small nugget of shit.

Actually, he’s so full of shit that when you open the center, it explodes everywhere and covers everything. It’s like a black hole of shit.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10998 "2017-09-07T18:28:13Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Actually, he’s so full of shit that when you open the center, it explodes everywhere and covers everything. It’s like a black hole of shit.

Black holes do not work that way!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/10999 "2017-09-07T18:29:23Z")

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Nobody knew black holes were so complicated.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/11000 "2017-09-07T18:31:39Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Black holes do not work that way!

They do in time reversed symmetries, and they want to take us back to the 50’s. (1850’s)

Analogy is good.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/11001 "2017-09-07T18:54:44Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Black holes do not work that way!

True. You would get sucked into that singularity mass of black shitiness.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/11002 "2017-09-07T19:31:13Z")

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> [@Catamount](#):
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> I am so tempted to get a group of people together to stand around and laugh at Jeffy-Bo wherever he goes. If he’s busy prosecuting humor he doesn’t have time to damage our justice system any more than he already has.

This is actually quite a good idea. Sessions, among all members of this Administration, is probably the one doing the most harm to the nation. Keeping him busy with prosecutions of those who laugh at him would be a major public service.

And it’s not as though you’d have to hire trained actors who can ‘laugh on cue’—Sessions is so intrinsically comical a figure that any randomly-chosen patriots could do the job.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/11003 "2017-09-07T19:32:50Z")

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[Betsy DeVos announced that there will be new rules pertaining to how campus rapes are investigated](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CAMPUS_SEXUAL_ASSAULT?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-09-07-14-39-41). Mind you, she didn’t announce the new rules, because there aren’t any. Yet. In fact, she hasn’t even started making new rules, instead she has said she “would seek feedback from the public and universities, and develop new rules.”

The whole thing was really just an elaborately staged dis of Obama and his administration, paid for by the taxpayers. Or am I wrong on that?

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