# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12424 "2017-10-17T19:59:26Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Hey, [this part of the clusterfuck didn’t even wait to be a part of it before leaving](https://apnews.com/f233f9f861814e15b48bf5999483f6f3/Trump:-Drug-czar-nominee-pulls-his-name-from-consideration).He would have been the most pro-drug drug czar this nation has ever seen; America really missed an opportunity to make history here!

He’s not alone!

> [@](#):
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> Almost a dozen Trump nominees have withdrawn from consideration for administration jobs
> 
> Rep. Tom Marino is the eleventh nominee to withdraw from consideration for a Trump administration post, according to [CNN’s nomination tracker](http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/17/politics/tom-marino-trump-nomination-withdrawals/index.html?sr=twCNN101717tom-marino-trump-nomination-withdrawals0144PMStory).

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12425 "2017-10-17T20:04:37Z")

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He does know how to unite!

> [@](#):
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> Anger sparked by President Trump’s false claims on Monday that Barack Obama and other past presidents did not reach out to families of fallen American troops swelled. . .
> 
> Enough other people tweeted stories, videos and photographs of former presidents comforting grieving families that the social media platform curated them into a Twitter Moment.

> **[‘Disrespectful lie’: Anger grows over Trump’s claims about past presidents...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/10/17/disrespectful-lie-anger-grows-over-trumps-claims-that-past-presidents-didnt-honor-fallen-troops/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_trumpclaim-150p%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.1090aa68acaf)**
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> Former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Martin Dempsey and former U.S. attorney general Eric H. Holder Jr. are among the many who spoke out.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12426 "2017-10-17T20:40:04Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Stay classy, Rumpledyamskin.](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/10/17/trump-obama-military-calls-john-kelly-son-243863)
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> > [@](#):
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> > President Donald Trump on Tuesday invoked the death of the son of his chief of staff, John Kelly, as he defended his claim from a day before that Barack Obama and other past presidents didn’t always call the families of slain service members.
> > 
> > “For the most part, to the best of my knowledge,\*\* I think I’ve called every family of somebody that’s died,\*\* and it’s the hardest call to make, and I said it very loud and clear yesterday. The hardest thing for me to do is do that,” Trump said Tuesday morning during an interview with Fox News radio host Brian Kilmeade.
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> …

…Has anyone come forward with confirmation that Trump has made even _one single call_ to a family member of a fallen service member?

(It’s just automatic, at this point, to assume that everything Trump says is a lie.)  
[emphasis mine]

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12427 "2017-10-17T20:44:49Z")

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> [@Sen. McCain](#):
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> To fear the world we have organised and led for three-quarters of a century, to abandon the ideals we have advanced around the globe, to refuse the obligations of international leadership and our duty to remain the last best hope of earth for the sake of some half-baked, spurious nationalism cooked up by people who would rather find scapegoats than solve problems is

…not just a personal affliction of the man-child now atop the Grossly Obstructionist Party but swathes of party officials/electeds and a big chunk of its base. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12428 "2017-10-17T20:50:44Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> His was mocking Pence’s religious faith by mischaracterizing his position. Kind of like someone “jokingly” accusing one of their Muslim friends of wanting to fly a plane into a skyscraper.

Except the “joke” would be a slander of the Muslim friend, while Trump’s joke was mere hyperbole. The Muslim friend has no desire to fly a plane into a skyscraper or anything like it, but Pence does want to enshrine discrimination against LGBT citizens into law in the name of his religion.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12429 "2017-10-17T22:18:22Z")

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> [@John\_Bredin](#):
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> Except the “joke” would be a slander of the Muslim friend, while Trump’s joke was mere hyperbole. The Muslim friend has no desire to fly a plane into a skyscraper or anything like it, but Pence does want to enshrine discrimination against LGBT citizens into law in the name of his religion.

Discrimination \<\> hanging.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12430 "2017-10-17T22:54:09Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> …Has anyone come forward with confirmation that Trump has made even _one single call_ to a family member of a fallen service member?
> 
> (It’s just automatic, at this point, to assume that everything Trump says is a lie.)  
> [emphasis mine]

Every time Loser Donald says he “called” or “got a call” from someone, I assume he was sitting in his office talking into a phone that isn’t plugged in, and a voice that only exists in his head was responding “Yes, Mr. Trump, thank you, you are great and very rich and your hands are large and powerful”.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12431 "2017-10-17T22:59:40Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> Well, they have him listed as a billionaire, which is unlikely.

He is probably a billionaire now, what with charging the government to put up the secret service every time he goes golfing (69 times so far since inauguration!). Plus he raised the rates at Maru Lago (sp?) and he requires that foreign and business leaders meet him there. My guess is that he is now, finally, a billionaire.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12432 "2017-10-17T23:20:26Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Every time Loser Donald says he “called” or “got a call” from someone, I assume he was sitting in his office talking into a phone that isn’t plugged in, and a voice that only exists in his head was responding “Yes, Mr. Trump, thank you, you are great and very rich and your hands are large and powerful”.

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/fJ8t17Ujmus).

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12433 "2017-10-17T23:26:30Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> He is probably a billionaire now, what with charging the government to put up the secret service every time he goes golfing (69 times so far since inauguration!). Plus he raised the rates at Maru Lago (sp?) and he requires that foreign and business leaders meet him there. My guess is that he is now, finally, a billionaire.

I doubt it. His properties in Scotland have been hemorrhaging money. Hundreds of millions lost, in fact.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12434 "2017-10-18T00:44:55Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> … Maru Lago (sp?) …

It is more like _Kobiashi Maru Lago_, and we are all caught up in it. We need Kirk to stride in and hack this simulation.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12435 "2017-10-18T01:57:23Z")

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_ring_ “Hello?”

"Hello, this is President Trump. Yes, the President Trump. I’m the best president, and I make the best phone calls. Did you see the size of my inaugural crowd? It was the biggest crowd ever. I can’t believe people keep saying that Hillary got more votes than me. That’s totally fake news. Sad.

Oh, speaking of sad, I’m heard your kid was killed. I was smart, probably the smartest president ever, and I managed to avoid going to the Vietnam War. My personal war was against VD. Do you know how scary that was in the '70s? I never got it because I’m a very healthy person. Maybe your kid should have tried to avoid going. Anything that says I haven’t called people is totally fake news. Have you seen my golf game? I’m the best golfer of any president, easy. OK, thanks for talking. God bless Trump."

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12436 "2017-10-18T02:20:11Z")

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> [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](#):
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> …Plus he raised the rates at Maru Lago (sp?) and he requires that foreign and business leaders meet him there. …

> [@eschereal](#):
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> It is more like _Kobiashi Maru Lago_, and we are all caught up in it. We need Kirk to stride in and hack this simulation.

🙂

> [@RitterSport](#):
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> _ring_ “Hello?”
> 
> "Hello, this is President Trump. Yes, the President Trump. I’m the best president, and I make the best phone calls. Did you see the size of my inaugural crowd? It was the biggest crowd ever. I can’t believe people keep saying that Hillary got more votes than me. That’s totally fake news. Sad.
> 
> Oh, speaking of sad, I’m heard your kid was killed. I was smart, probably the smartest president ever, and I managed to avoid going to the Vietnam War. My personal war was against VD. Do you know how scary that was in the '70s? I never got it because I’m a very healthy person. Maybe your kid should have tried to avoid going. Anything that says I haven’t called people is totally fake news. Have you seen my golf game? I’m the best golfer of any president, easy. OK, thanks for talking. God bless Trump."

I love you guys.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12437 "2017-10-18T02:21:47Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> _ring_ “Hello?”
> 
> "Hello, this is President Trump. Yes, the President Trump. I’m the best president, and I make the best phone calls. Did you see the size of my inaugural crowd? It was the biggest crowd ever. I can’t believe people keep saying that Hillary got more votes than me. That’s totally fake news. Sad.
> 
> Oh, speaking of sad, I’m heard your kid was killed. I was smart, probably the smartest president ever, and I managed to avoid going to the Vietnam War. My personal war was against VD. Do you know how scary that was in the '70s? I never got it because I’m a very healthy person. Maybe your kid should have tried to avoid going. Anything that says I haven’t called people is totally fake news. Have you seen my golf game? I’m the best golfer of any president, easy. OK, thanks for talking. God bless Trump."

[You weren’t far off.](http://nypost.com/2017/10/17/trump-to-slain-soldiers-widow-he-knew-what-he-signed-up-for/)

> [@](#):
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> President Trump reportedly told the widow of a Green Beret who died in Niger that the soldier **“knew what he signed up for”** during a phone call on Tuesday.
> 
> The widow of Army Sgt. La David Johnson received the five-minute call from Trump one day after he falsely claimed that previous presidents had not called the families of fallen soldiers, according to Miami-Dade’s Local 10 News.

HOLY FUCKING _SHIT_!!!

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12438 "2017-10-18T02:30:20Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [You weren’t far off.](http://nypost.com/2017/10/17/trump-to-slain-soldiers-widow-he-knew-what-he-signed-up-for/)
> 
> HOLY FUCKING _SHIT_!!!

Yabbut, did you see that time Obama saluted with a coffee cup in his hand? And all those times he skipped laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier? Thank God we have a President now who respects the troops.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12439 "2017-10-18T02:41:07Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Yabbut, did you see that time Obama saluted with a coffee cup in his hand? And all those times he skipped laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier? Thank God we have a President now who respects the troops.

\<Trump\> I prefer troops that don’t get themselves killed. By the way, did you know that I’m the best at these calls? The absolute best, believe me. \</Trump\>

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12440 "2017-10-18T02:43:33Z")

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It’s possible to say almost the same thing, but in a really uplifting and ennobling way. Like, we especially honor the valor of those who knowingly put themselves in harm’s way in service of their country.

Of course, Trump is too stupid to do that.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12441 "2017-10-18T02:46:37Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> \<Trump\> I prefer troops that don’t get themselves killed. By the way, did you know that I’m the best at these calls? The absolute best, believe me. \</Trump\>

\<Trump\> Did you know I came up with the idea of calling the families? I asked my generals if anyone ever called the families of the dead guys, and they said “No”. Can you believe it? So I said, “I’m going to call the families.” And it’s a beautiful thing, really beautiful, let me tell you.\</Trump\>

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12442 "2017-10-18T02:52:57Z")

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I feel like the rest of us should do a follow-up call to the families and apologize for Trump’s dickishness. I feel horrible that these families have to deal with this buffoon at this difficult time. I mean, even if they voted for him, they just don’t deserve the clueless and offensive word salad he’s likely dishing out.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/12443 "2017-10-18T02:57:52Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> \<Trump\> Did you know I came up with the idea of calling the families? I asked my generals if anyone ever called the families of the dead guys, and they said “No”. Can you believe it? So I said, “I’m going to call the families.” And it’s a beautiful thing, really beautiful, let me tell you.\</Trump\>

I seriously think you could make money writing Trump statements… The tone is just spot-on.

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