# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 686
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13705 "2017-11-22T21:05:15Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Murdoch-owned New York Post, in its front page headline about Trump endorsing Roy Moore: “I’m With the Perv” > [http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/361512-trumps-hometown-papers-on-his-support-for-roy-moore-im-with-the-perv](http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/361512-trumps-hometown-papers-on-his-support-for-roy-moore-im-with-the-perv) The Post is a shit rag, but I gotta concede that some of their covers are hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13706 "2017-11-22T21:52:19Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Murdoch-owned New York Post, in its front page headline about Trump endorsing Roy Moore: “I’m With the Perv” > [http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/361512-trumps-hometown-papers-on-his-support-for-roy-moore-im-with-the-perv](http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/361512-trumps-hometown-papers-on-his-support-for-roy-moore-im-with-the-perv) > [@asahi](#): > > The Post is a shit rag, but I gotta concede that some of their covers are hilarious. “I’m with the Perv” could be Trump talking OR Moore talking, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13707 "2017-11-22T22:30:16Z")
This surely calls for a parody of the “I’m With Her” logo (blue block letters with red arrow). “I’m With Perv” t-shirts could be photo-shopped onto pics of both Donald and Roy. Not that that would accomplish anything. But their mutual support for sexual perversity should be acknowledged! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13708 "2017-11-22T22:54:36Z")
The NY Post IS a shit rag, so I’m curious why they’re taking this tack. I would have expected “Our Great Prez Stands Firmly by Slandered Alabama Martyr.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13709 "2017-11-22T22:55:11Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > This surely calls for a parody of the “I’m With Her” logo (blue block letters with red arrow). “I’m With Perv” t-shirts could be photo-shopped onto pics of both Donald and Roy. > > Not that that would accomplish anything. But their mutual support for sexual perversity should be acknowledged! Let’s not forget the original [Trump/Pence logo](http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/trumppencelogo.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13710 "2017-11-22T23:43:12Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Let’s not forget the original [Trump/Pence logo](http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/trumppencelogo.jpg). Goddamit, I had just about succeeded, fucker. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13711 "2017-11-23T00:05:54Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Let’s not forget the original [Trump/Pence logo](http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/trumppencelogo.jpg). > [@eschereal](#): > > Goddamit, I had just about succeeded, fucker. Yeah, I’d forgotten that, too. At least with the coming end of the open Internet (aka the end of Net Neutrality), porn such as that won’t be corrupting our virtue any longer! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13712 "2017-11-23T00:51:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Let’s not forget the original [Trump/Pence logo](http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/trumppencelogo.jpg). > [@eschereal](#): > > Goddamit, I had just about succeeded, fucker. > [@Sherrerd](#): > > Yeah, I’d forgotten that, too. I guess my mind isn’t dirty enough. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13713 "2017-11-23T01:07:29Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I guess my mind isn’t dirty enough. Just for you, the animated version. NSFRBW [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZdNRqF67o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZdNRqF67o) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13714 "2017-11-23T03:41:50Z")
Trump’s deputy communications director told the press pool that said she expected a ‘low-key day’ in Mar a Lago this morning. The Press Office then reported, ten minutes later, ‘While the White House communications staff expects the press pool to have a “low-key day”, the president will NOT have a low-key day and has a full schedule of meetings and phone calls.’ An hour later, he was off playing golf > **[White House says Trump has full work schedule, but he's playing golf](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5108191/White-House-says-Trump-schedule-s-golfing.html)** > > Wednesday's round is the 74th of Donald Trump's presidency, most of which have come at golf courses he owns. He most recently teed off with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe on Nov. 5. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13715 "2017-11-23T13:35:29Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > The Post is a shit rag, but I gotta concede that some of their covers are hilarious. Almost, but not quite, as hilarious as the [NY Daily News](http://www.thearbitraryeye.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/grab-america-by-the-pussy.jpg) covers. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13716 "2017-11-23T14:36:31Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Just for you, the animated version. NSFRBW > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZdNRqF67o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZdNRqF67o) Looks more like a machine than humping. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13717 "2017-11-23T15:07:26Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump’s deputy communications director told the press pool that said she expected a ‘low-key day’ in Mar a Lago this morning. The Press Office then reported, ten minutes later, ‘While the White House communications staff expects the press pool to have a “low-key day”, the president will NOT have a low-key day and has a full schedule of meetings and phone calls.’ > > An hour later, he was off playing golf > [White House says Trump has full schedule, but he's golfing | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5108191/White-House-says-Trump-schedule-s-golfing.html) so, the WH lied about the schedule? ah, must be a day that ends in Y ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13718 "2017-11-23T16:29:32Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by running coach View Post > > Just for you, the animated version. NSFRBW > > SPOILER: > > Looks more like a machine than humping. Probably pretty accurate. ---
**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13719 "2017-11-23T17:50:38Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Let’s not forget the original [Trump/Pence logo](http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/trumppencelogo.jpg). How did I never notice their logo was “TP?” It’s hard to imagine a more fitting abbreviation for our current executive branch. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13720 "2017-11-23T18:15:20Z")
> [@AI\_Proofreader](#): > > How did I never notice their logo was “TP?” > > It’s hard to imagine a **more fitting abbreviation** for our current executive branch. Not really. TP is used for the clean-up. We’re still in the “taking a dump” phase. ---
**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13721 "2017-11-23T18:36:38Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Not really. TP is used for the clean-up. We’re still in the “taking a dump” phase. Keeping my fingers crossed for a John Boehner / Roy Moore ticket. BM 2020 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13722 "2017-11-23T18:42:02Z")
> [@AI\_Proofreader](#): > > Keeping my fingers crossed for a John Boehner / Roy Moore ticket. > > BM 2020 The Fake Tan/Real Brown ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13723 "2017-11-23T22:40:46Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Not really. TP is used for the clean-up. We’re still in the “taking a dump” phase. Aren’t we in the “swimming in nightsoil” phase? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/13724 "2017-11-23T23:20:26Z")
The Dotard [expounds](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-planes-invisible-full-transcript-thanksgiving-coastguard-jets-comments-read-a8072761.html) upon modern military hardware: > [@](#): > > The Navy, I can tell you, we’re ordering ships, with the Air Force i can tell you we’re ordering a lot of planes, in particular the F-35 fighter jet, which is like almost like an invisible fighter. I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can’t see it. I said but in a fight. You know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies. The fight, they’re fighting. How good is this? They say, well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it. Even if it’s right next to them, it can’t see it. I said that helps. That’s a good thing… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=685) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070.md?page=687)