# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15665 "2018-01-18T09:55:18Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> With Friday’s possible shutdown looming, one of my biggest heroes for some time now - Lisa Dejardins - was saying on PBS tonight that without McCain around, the required 60 senate votes will be reliant on ten Dem votes. She feels it’s not clear, tonight anyway, if that’ll happen - she thinks it’ll come down to the wire.  
> No. 2 in senate John Cornyn told her there’ll be no vote on DACA ths week, and so Dems have to decide if they’ll swallow this CR, or do they try to shut down gov’t to force a vote, and she figures enough moderates could possibly vote for the CR.  
> She added that this, in turn, would push the solution to the Feb. 16 spending deadline, making that an important date for the dreamers and DACA, and, because that’s closer to the March DACA deadline, Dems will feel they have more momentum that DACA could be reality.
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> Bannon has agreed to appear before Mueller, just as the House Intelligence Committee was on the verge of subpeoning Bannon to do so. Meuller subpeoned instead, according to AP (through the Guardian [Steve Bannon to meet with Mueller’s investigators instead of testifying | Steve Bannon | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/17/steve-bannon-to-meet-with-muellers-investigators-instead-of-testifying))

They’ll probably cave like they almost always do.

More unsurprising though - when did 2 months in the future with 800,000 lives in the balance become “eh, maybe we’ll do something if you give us something? No rush though.”

Heck, the CHIP re-authorization deadline affecting 9 million \*children came and went with lots of “yes, yes, we’ll get to it” and then just a few hiccups in the media.

Our government has gone beyond dysfunction and gridlock into Banana Republic territory.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15666 "2018-01-18T11:04:02Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> What does [eyeballing this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/6e/cb/626ecbcd0161ee7b104fbbed362dc66b.png) tell you?

That I need a drink now.

> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> I’d also like to see Cheetolini’s blood pressure reading when he finds out about [this](http://variety.com/2018/tv/news/fire-and-fury-michael-wolff-tv-series-1202667271/):

Normally I complain about the misuse of the word “enormity” but in this case it seems appropriate.

> [@bobot](#):
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> “Studies have shown”  
> Well, that sounds convincing. God, these guys are fucking morons.

Well people are saying that studies have shown that.

> [@garygnu](#):
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> Nah. Stormy Daniels reportedly [reminded Turmp of Ivanka](https://nypost.com/2018/01/17/porn-star-detailed-alleged-affair-with-trump-in-2011-interview/).

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15667 "2018-01-18T13:45:40Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> I just threw up in my mouth a little.

So did Ivanka. And Tiffany is telling her “See, I told you so!”

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15668 "2018-01-18T14:13:33Z")

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> [@AI\_Proofreader](#):
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> They’ll probably cave like they almost always do.
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> More unsurprising though - when did 2 months in the future with 800,000 lives in the balance become “eh, maybe we’ll do something if you give us something? No rush though.”
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> Heck, the CHIP re-authorization deadline affecting 9 million \*children came and went with lots of “yes, yes, we’ll get to it” and then just a few hiccups in the media.
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> Our government has gone beyond dysfunction and gridlock into Banana Republic territory.

I don’t know - the Dems have two things they need to get done - CHIP and DACA. If they get 6 years of CHIP on a short extension, then they can use the next one to get DACA. Incrementalism works, and I’m not sure which of the two I’d prioritize.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15669 "2018-01-18T14:20:33Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> I don’t know - the Dems have two things they need to get done - CHIP and DACA. If they get 6 years of CHIP on a short extension, then they can use the next one to get DACA. Incrementalism works, and I’m not sure which of the two I’d prioritize.

DACA. And they should try very hard for 10 years of CHIP.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15670 "2018-01-18T15:23:11Z")

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> [@j666](#):
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> I find that a lazy position, …

Well, he is a Slacker.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15671 "2018-01-18T16:53:02Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [An interesting photo in relation to the Trump Height Controversy (THC).](https://twitter.com/MBerns247/status/953668093628346368)

Some people are saying that Obama has been lying about his height…

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15672 "2018-01-18T17:12:40Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> I don’t know - the Dems have two things they need to get done - CHIP and DACA.

The more important question is why the Reps would oppose either one. Why are they choosing to make basic decency a partisan issue, and to be on the wrong side of it? They’re making a bad mistake not only morally but politically.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15673 "2018-01-18T17:16:49Z")

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Watch, if either the house or senate flips in 2018 and they push through a CHIP bill, Trump will immediately claim credit for the bill and heap praise on it. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15674 "2018-01-18T17:20:10Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> The more important question is why the Reps would oppose either one. Why are they choosing to make basic decency a partisan issue, and to be on the wrong side of it? They’re making a bad mistake not only morally but politically.

With CHIP, the issue is spending money that could be used on something more worthy, like more tax cuts for fatcat donors.

With DACA, the issue is offending the sensibilities of the party’s base base by letting brown people stay in the country.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15675 "2018-01-18T17:23:02Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > The Republican National Committee unveiled the “winners” of President Trump’s “Fake News Awards” on Wednesday night
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> And then the GOP site promptly crashed. WTG, techie geniuses. You guys have got it all under control.

It was _the RNC_ that awarded the Fakies? :eek: I guess the Republican establishment has given up all pretense that Trump is just an aberration.

> [@JackieLikesVariety](#):
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> why in the world would anyone think we could trust this doctor after he said - with a straight face - that that rump is 6 foot 3? _and we can see he is not_.

Did we get a report on the size of his … hands? Is there a … problem there? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15676 "2018-01-18T17:24:27Z")

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> [@galen\_ubal](#):
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> [World’s Approval of U.S. Leadership Drops to New Low](http://news.gallup.com/poll/225761/world-approval-leadership-drops-new-low.aspx)

His successor will get _two_ Nobel Peace Prizes.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15677 "2018-01-18T17:29:23Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> With DACA, the issue is offending the sensibilities of the party’s base base by letting brown people stay in the country.

This is probably the only thing that would turn his base against him, and he’s been repeatedly warned to that effect by members of his party.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15678 "2018-01-18T17:30:23Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> His successor will get _two_ Nobel Peace Prizes.

Sure, but where do we find a qualified woman named Lisa Simpson in time? 😛

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15679 "2018-01-18T17:30:33Z")

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> [@jasg](#):
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> Some people are saying that Obama has been lying about his height…

Seriously? Which people. Your average moron trump supporter, or someone in trumps administration (distinction without a difference I suppose)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15680 "2018-01-18T17:38:29Z")

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And some people think we’re actually descended from alien visitors, not earth life.

You can find “some people” to support any insane theory, and I mean that quite literally.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15681 "2018-01-18T17:39:23Z")

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> [@galen\_ubal](#):
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> [World’s Approval of U.S. Leadership Drops to New Low](http://news.gallup.com/poll/225761/world-approval-leadership-drops-new-low.aspx)

I posted this link on Facebook and the reply was “So? Who cares what other countries think? People are still trying to get here illegally”

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15682 "2018-01-18T17:42:26Z")

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> [@galen\_ubal](#):
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> [World’s Approval of U.S. Leadership Drops to New Low](http://news.gallup.com/poll/225761/world-approval-leadership-drops-new-low.aspx)

What’s insane is that the world approval rating isn’t lower than 30%.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15683 "2018-01-18T17:53:31Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> And some people think we’re actually descended from alien visitors, not earth life.
> 
> You can find “some people” to support any insane theory, and I mean that quite literally.

Of course, just look to the flat earthers. I was wondering if was a person or possible organization held in some regard (however small, like Fox or something)

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/15684 "2018-01-18T17:57:32Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> What’s insane is that the world approval rating isn’t lower than 30%.

China has a huge population, and Trump is [making China great again](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/01/08/making-china-great-again).

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