# The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 7, 2016, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070 "2016-12-07T00:25:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19185 "2018-04-15T03:41:42Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Trump did what Obama was too chickenshit to do even after Obama himself laid out the reasons a “red line” should be drawn in the first place.
> 
> Unless you disagree with the “red line” then or the use of chemical weapons now, period. That’s not exactly clear.
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> At the end of the day it’s my fault for venturing into a frothing at the mouth nut fest.

Trump did what Obama wasn’t stupid enough to do – get further involved in Middle Eastern chaos and death. The red line comment was dumb but thankfully Obama was smart enough not to follow through. Unfortunately, Trump is that dumb, and we can only hope he doesn’t risk American lives just for chaos and death.

If you support this so much, are you volunteering to serve? If not, why not? Maybe you’re disabled, or over 50, or you’ve served already… or maybe you’re just a gutless coward. Which is it?

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19186 "2018-04-15T03:55:37Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> If you support this so much, are you volunteering to serve?

Are you black? Transgendered? A woman?

Maybe you should shut the fuck up yourself on those issues, unless you are one or the other, or all three.

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> The red line comment was dumb but thankfully Obama was smart enough not to follow through.

The one doesn’t follow the other. I’ll get back to that later, after I get over the BS of the quote I mentioned first.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19187 "2018-04-15T04:04:50Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Are you black? Transgendered? A woman?
> 
> Maybe you should shut the fuck up yourself on those issues, unless you are one or the other, or all three.

If I was advocating that they be put at risk to their lives, without volunteering to share that risk, I would be a coward. But I’m not advocating they be put at any risk.

You’re advocating that American men and women, many of whom are my friends that I served with, be put at serious risk of death, without being willing to share that risk yourself. What’s your excuse, if not cowardice? Go on, tell us. Maybe you’ve got a good story to tell.

Or maybe you’re just another gutless chickenhawk.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19188 "2018-04-15T04:06:56Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Are you black? Transgendered? A woman?
> 
> Maybe you should shut the fuck up yourself on those issues, unless you are one or the other, or all three.
> 
> The one doesn’t follow the other. I’ll get back to that later, after I get over the BS of the quote I mentioned first.

So what did this missile strike actually accomplish? Besides not a fucking thing?

I mean, other than to distract us from the Russia treason and the piss tapes (Russia) and Cohen (Russia) and Stormy and Meuller and Rosenstein (Russia) and McCabe (Russia) and and and etc?

So until you enlist and REALLY do support fighting for a god damn piss tape, YOU shut the fuck up.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19189 "2018-04-15T04:12:03Z")

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Why did France and Great Britain go along with us, Steve (or us with them, I suppose)?

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19190 "2018-04-15T04:23:12Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> If lawyers and tabloid papers paying to keep trump’s affairs a secret can be considered to be illegal campaign contributions, shouldn’t spending millions of tax payer dollars on negative advertising for his opponent be at least as noteworthy?

You’ve missed the point. Contributions to a campaign have to be reported, and there are strict limits. But once the campaign has the money, it can spend it on negative advertising.

A campaign could also spend the money on silencing sex partners, and that would be legal.

What happened here is that money _that was not campaign money_ was spent on that.

A better comparison is if a friend of a candidate spent $130,000 of non-campaign money to air negative ads about the opponent. That would be illegal, because money spent on getting someone elected has to play by the rules of campaign finance.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19191 "2018-04-15T05:16:28Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> You’re advocating that American men and women, many of whom are my friends that I served with, be put at serious risk of death, without being willing to share that risk yourself.

That’s some serious pathetic shit right there.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19192 "2018-04-15T05:31:32Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Why did France and Great Britain go along with us, Steve (or us with them, I suppose)?

You appear to be amply supplied with opinions, and not shy about sharing them. So, what do you think?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19193 "2018-04-15T05:48:34Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You appear to be amply supplied with opinions, and not shy about sharing them. So, what do you think?

Objection! “Think” implies facts not in evidence.

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19194 "2018-04-15T05:50:32Z")

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Geez, when was it, 10 days ago that Trump announced he wanted the 2000 US troops out of Syria within 6 months? Fox News cite here: [http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/05/trump-ideally-wants-us-troops-out-syria-within-6-months.html](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/05/trump-ideally-wants-us-troops-out-syria-within-6-months.html)

The Syrian gas attack then happened on 6 April. [http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/05/trump-ideally-wants-us-troops-out-syria-within-6-months.html](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/05/trump-ideally-wants-us-troops-out-syria-within-6-months.html)

Why, one might even jump to the conclusion that Assad took that as a signal that the US is just a paper tiger led by a blowhard.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19195 "2018-04-15T06:27:28Z")

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> [@SaneBill](#):
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> Was she actually famous before this ? What are the odds people knowing any of her films ?

It’s more like what are the odds of people admitting they know any of her films.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19196 "2018-04-15T06:28:30Z")

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> [@China\_Guy](#):
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> Geez, when was it, 10 days ago that Trump announced he wanted the 2000 US troops out of Syria within 6 months? Fox News cite here: [Trump 'ideally' wants US troops out of Syria within 6 months | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/05/trump-ideally-wants-us-troops-out-syria-within-6-months.html)
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> The Syrian gas attack then happened on 6 April. [Trump 'ideally' wants US troops out of Syria within 6 months | Fox News](http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/05/trump-ideally-wants-us-troops-out-syria-within-6-months.html)
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> Why, one might even jump to the conclusion that Assad took that as a signal that the US is just a paper tiger led by a blowhard.

Remember how Trump thought it was so stupid to announce ahead of time that you were pulling troops out?

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19197 "2018-04-15T06:33:37Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> So what did this missile strike actually accomplish? Besides not a fucking thing?
> 
> I mean, other than to distract us from the Russia treason and the piss tapes (Russia) and Cohen (Russia) and Stormy and Meuller and Rosenstein (Russia) and McCabe (Russia) and and and etc?
> 
> So until you enlist and REALLY do support fighting for a god damn piss tape, YOU shut the fuck up.

Tossing some missiles at them for using chemical warfare is pretty close to doing nothing. And I agree it won’t accomplish anything.  
Ironically the attack seems to be on Islamist radicals, the same ones we would bomb with more humane killing tools.  
I predict people will forget about this in under a week, unless Trump does something stupid. Lobbing missiles is as close to a normal presidential action as I can recall him making.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19198 "2018-04-15T10:46:40Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> That’s some serious pathetic shit right there.

Right. I understand that the lives of American service men and women aren’t terribly important to war mongering cowards, but it’s rare to see one admit it so readily.

That’s worth a bravo! At least you’re not a coward when it comes to revealing your own cowardice.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19199 "2018-04-15T11:33:29Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> …  
> Trump did what Obama was too chickenshit to do …

> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> That’s some serious pathetic shit right there.

Trump. Brave. You are fucking delusional.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19200 "2018-04-15T11:46:02Z")

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> **[Infowars’ Alex Jones Cries on Air Over Syria Strikes: “Trump Is Crapping All...](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/infowars-alex-jones-cries-on-air-over-syria-strikes-trump-is-crapping-all-over-us.html)**
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> Several prominent conservative pundits criticized the president for the decision to launch airstrikes against Syria.

> **[Analysis | ‘They have broken Trump’: Alex Jones and the Trump Internet’s...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/04/14/they-have-broken-trump-alex-jones-and-the-trump-internets-furious-response-to-the-syria-strikes/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a3d3ae1a1922)**
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> “I just feel like I just had my best girlfriend break up with me,” said Alex Jones in a live stream following the Syria strikes

Legendary right-wing sane person spokesman isn’t happy about Trump’s alleged bravery:

“I haven’t had Trump call me in six months,” Alex Jones said, his voice particularly hoarse. He was [streaming live](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOkpECipSaY) from the Infowars studio Friday night, because President Trump had just announced a [strike on Syria](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/after-syria-attack-us-and-russia-tensions-rise-but-military-confrontation-fears-ease/2018/04/14/d7a48d32-3fdb-11e8-a7d1-e4efec6389f0_story.html?utm_term=.0c7dc7223754). If Trump did decide to call Jones that night, he’d find that his longtime admirer was furious. “I will tell Trump that you really betrayed your family and your name, and everything you stood for with this horse manure.”  
“They have broken Trump,” Jones said. Later, he promised again to deliver a message to the president: “If you ever call me again I’m going to tell you I’m ashamed of you.”

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19201 "2018-04-15T12:21:56Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> [Infowars’ Alex Jones cries on air over Syria strikes: “Trump is crapping all over us.”](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/infowars-alex-jones-cries-on-air-over-syria-strikes-trump-is-crapping-all-over-us.html)
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> [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/04/14/they-have-broken-trump-alex-jones-and-the-trump-internets-furious-response-to-the-syria-strikes/?noredirect=on&utm\_term=.a3d3ae1a1922](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/04/14/they-have-broken-trump-alex-jones-and-the-trump-internets-furious-response-to-the-syria-strikes/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a3d3ae1a1922)
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> Legendary right-wing sane person spokesman isn’t happy about Trump’s alleged bravery:
> 
> “I haven’t had Trump call me in six months,” Alex Jones said, his voice particularly hoarse. He was [streaming live](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOkpECipSaY) from the Infowars studio Friday night, because President Trump had just announced a [strike on Syria](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/after-syria-attack-us-and-russia-tensions-rise-but-military-confrontation-fears-ease/2018/04/14/d7a48d32-3fdb-11e8-a7d1-e4efec6389f0_story.html?utm_term=.0c7dc7223754). If Trump did decide to call Jones that night, he’d find that his longtime admirer was furious. “I will tell Trump that you really betrayed your family and your name, and everything you stood for with this horse manure.”  
> “They have broken Trump,” Jones said. Later, he promised again to deliver a message to the president: **“If you ever call me again I’m going to tell you I’m ashamed of you.”**

I wonder if all those Dixie Chicks-haters will boycott Jones.

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Trump. Brave. You are fucking delusional.

Hey, he had to call Vlad and get permission all by himself.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19203 "2018-04-15T12:45:32Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> [Infowars’ Alex Jones cries on air over Syria strikes: “Trump is crapping all over us.”](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/infowars-alex-jones-cries-on-air-over-syria-strikes-trump-is-crapping-all-over-us.html)
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> [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/04/14/they-have-broken-trump-alex-jones-and-the-trump-internets-furious-response-to-the-syria-strikes/?noredirect=on&utm\_term=.a3d3ae1a1922](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2018/04/14/they-have-broken-trump-alex-jones-and-the-trump-internets-furious-response-to-the-syria-strikes/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a3d3ae1a1922)
> 
> Legendary right-wing sane person spokesman isn’t happy about Trump’s alleged bravery:
> 
> “I haven’t had Trump call me in six months,” Alex Jones said, his voice particularly hoarse. He was [streaming live](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOkpECipSaY) from the Infowars studio Friday night, because President Trump had just announced a [strike on Syria](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/after-syria-attack-us-and-russia-tensions-rise-but-military-confrontation-fears-ease/2018/04/14/d7a48d32-3fdb-11e8-a7d1-e4efec6389f0_story.html?utm_term=.0c7dc7223754). If Trump did decide to call Jones that night, he’d find that his longtime admirer was furious. “I will tell Trump that you really betrayed your family and your name, and everything you stood for with this horse manure.”  
> “They have broken Trump,” Jones said. Later, he promised again to deliver a message to the president: “If you ever call me again I’m going to tell you I’m ashamed of you.”

My favorite quote from the article  
“ I feel like I just had my best girlfriend break up with me. The left will make jokes but this ain’t funny, man.”

No Alex, it’s hysterical. And if your fetish happened to be watching your girlfriend repeatedly and enthusiastically screw brown people, Trump was definitely your best girlfriend ever. Go get drunk,call him every 10 minutes and hang up when he answers.

Further from Alex — “We made so many sacrifices and now he’s crapping all over us.” OK, what’s up with conservatism and going to the bathroom on people? It’s always been a good metaphor for conservative philosophy but lately it seems so literal. Hookers pee on Trump, Trump craps on Alex…haven’t these people ever heard of bathrooms? Or is this just another part of the master 4D chess game to restore decency to America?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/19204 "2018-04-15T14:21:43Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Why did France and Great Britain go along with us, Steve (or us with them, I suppose)?

Good question. Why did they???

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