# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2941 "2025-03-12T22:13:08Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> The Board won’t take it straight.

You have to work at it.

Copy the URL from YouTube by right clicking on the video. Turn off the preview here and paste the URL into your post. Triple check your text because you won’t be able to edit it. Click on the Reply.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/0FHEeG_uq5Y/maxresdefault.jpg "Thats all folks! Looney Tunes") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FHEeG_uq5Y)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2942 "2025-03-12T22:29:01Z")

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Let me give it a try…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9HRtcBAbCLE/hqdefault.jpg "hard rock candy") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HRtcBAbCLE)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2943 "2025-03-12T22:29:37Z")

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Well, what do you know. I’ve tried doing exactly that before, and it’s never worked for me.

Although, it didn’t cue to the 11 second point, which was in the URL.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2944 "2025-03-12T22:37:49Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> The Board won’t take it straight.

This is what I said:

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> If you’re going to post a link to a video, some of us would appreciate it if you at least gave a teeny weeny hint as to what is in it. Thank you.

I’m not asking for a better link. I want the poster to give me an idea of what is IN the video so I will feel motivated to click on the link.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2945 "2025-03-12T23:21:17Z")

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You had it 100% working and deleted it. Why? Was the data so abhorrent to you?

Sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn’t.

I’ll try it again…

[Fuck You You God Damned “I’m a Better Techie” Sons of Bitches!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSq6YkGKprM)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2946 "2025-03-12T23:25:02Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> You had it 100% working and deleted it. Why? Was the data so abhorrent to you?

I saw the clickable preview link, I wanted the in post playable link.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2947 "2025-03-13T00:20:05Z")

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[**fuckwipes**](https://newrepublic.com/post/192660/trump-fbi-charge-climate-organizations)

> [@New Republic](#):
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> The FBI is moving to criminalize groups like Habitat for Humanity for receiving grants from the Environmental Protection Agency under the Biden administration. Citibank [revealed](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/25559515-citibankpaus/) in a court filing Wednesday that it was told to freeze the groups’ bank accounts at the FBI’s request … alleging that the groups are involved in “possible criminal violations,” including “conspiracy to defraud the United States.”
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> “… the (ShitGibbon) administration wants to criminalize work on climate science and impacts,” the @capitolhunters account [wrote](https://x.com/capitolhunters/status/1899865679991361879)Wednesday on X. “… All these grantees applied under government calls FOR ENVIRONMENTAL WORK, were reviewed and accepted. (ShitGibbon) wants to jail them.“ The Appalachian Community Capital Corporation, the Coalition for Green Capital, and the DC Green Bank are just some of the nonprofits being targeted.

When, exactly, do they go _too_ far?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2948 "2025-03-13T00:28:43Z")

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> [@New Republic](#):
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> > The FBI is moving to criminalize groups like Habitat for Humanity for receiving grants from the Environmental Protection Agency under the Biden administration.

Damn. Too bad it’s too late to throw Jimmy Carter in jail. You know how Trump would have enjoyed that.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2949 "2025-03-13T00:36:40Z")

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But at least the rest of us will learn that he was an _EVIL_ loser.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2950 "2025-03-13T00:36:41Z")

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> Definitely deserves some credit for a well-balanced post; an asset to the SDMB.

That’s a capital statement.

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Damn. Too bad it’s too late to throw Jimmy Carter in jail. You know how Trump would have enjoyed that.

Wait until he hears about Oliver Cromwell’s trial for treason.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2951 "2025-03-13T02:07:19Z")

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or [Pope Formosus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod)

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2952 "2025-03-13T05:14:43Z")

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So I bought my Tesla today. Elon knew I wanted the red so I got the red. Paid by American check \*holds up enlarged check “Payable to Tesla” with insane signature. I drove it a bit, Obama or Clinton said President’s can’t drive so I’ll be making an Executive Order today that let’s me drive it. Elon’s already put the train air-horn on it and the huge, rolling-coal smokestack that makes the Tesla twice as good at the efficient than regular, and lets it go underwater. Can you imagine that - a Tesla underwater?

It won’t be long till we have Teslas on Mars. American Teslas with American flags. Elon is the best - as good as anyone in my cabinet - or almost as good as JD and Marcos. America is on the rise, and TRUMP-ness is just starting to take hold.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2953 "2025-03-13T05:32:26Z")

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> **[Musk Plans to Give Trump Groups $100 Million After Tesla Ad at the White House](https://gizmodo.com/musk-plans-to-give-trump-groups-100-million-after-tesla-ad-at-the-white-house-2000575040)**
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> The billionaire oligarch effectively controls the federal government right now.

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2954 "2025-03-13T07:17:13Z")

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From the Gizmodo artiicle:

> You have two billionaires standing outside the White House promoting their wares like it’s a used car lot.

Trump has never been a billionaire and if he is on paper now it’s because he’s read Putin’s Art of Oligarchy and Stealing From Your Country, Putin was a poor ex-spy in 1990 who still hadn’t gone bankrupt five times (by then - Trump had two more) and did not seem to get rich till his fellow Oligarch’s had bought more than half of the real estate in London. As the song goes, “Only the good die young” and Pootie-poot will be the first triillionaire before he’s done.

> The U.S. is little more than a punchline around the world

Is there a joke? The USA is considered a highly dangerous country - far worse than Russia or China.

_brtitish accent_ But the plane, it was still too 'evvy! So the American, he stands up and shouts “Remember the Alamo!” and shoves the Mexican out!

Soon a joke like that will cease to be funny. There is palpable hatred of the USA building. It may not matter as the USA is too giant a military for Europe sans China to take on.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
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You think we need military force to destroy the USA?  
We’re just going to let you get on with it.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2956 "2025-03-13T08:20:28Z")

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That seemed to have been a large part of the Bin Laden Doctrine (, too).

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2957 "2025-03-13T08:24:12Z")

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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> Is there a joke? The USA is considered a highly dangerous country - far worse than Russia or China.
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> _brtitish accent_ But the plane, it was still too 'evvy! So the American, he stands up and shouts “Remember the Alamo!” and shoves the Mexican out!
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> Soon a joke like that will cease to be funny. There is palpable hatred of the USA building.

Well, there will be a joke, of sorts. If/when Trump addresses the United Nations, and speaks about annexing Canada, Greenland, and Panama; he’ll have over 200 delegates laughing at him, like they did last time. That’s the funny part.

The not-so-funny-part is that Trump will get angry, and slap tariffs on everyone and everything.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2958 "2025-03-13T08:31:08Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Well, there will be a joke, of sorts. If/when Trump addresses the United Nations, and speaks about annexing Canada, Greenland, and Panama; he’ll have over 200 delegates laughing at him, like they did last time. That’s the funny part.

What would be really funny is if, in response to his nonsense, the UN Security Council convenes the second he pulls us out of it and authorizes a military blockade.

Hey, I can dream, right?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2959 "2025-03-13T08:34:59Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> What would be really funny is if, in response to his nonsense, the UN Security Council convenes the second he pulls us out of it and authorizes a military blockade.

Even funnier—the UN Security Council (minus the US, as you indicated) pre-emptively sends peacekeepers into Canada, Greenland, and Panama.

Yeah, I can dream too.

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/2960 "2025-03-13T08:39:53Z")

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Did he not already do Panama? Or just the canal?

And I’ve noted the malevolence in his eyes when, after saying the USA will support Greenland in free and fair elections, when he said out loud, something like “Whatever happens we’re taking it”.

Canada then will be the last stand. The Poland, if you will, of WWIII. It won’t be Taiwan or if Putin runs a sham election in Ukraine and huh, they somehow elect a puppet not unlike Lukashenko in Belarus.

It’s likely been explained to Trump like he’s a fifth grader that annexing Canada - even if there was no fight - gives a California amount of electoral votes to the Democrats. That’s also assuming there will be elections in 2028.

There will be a fight over Canada, even if it’s just the Canadians it will not be easy and there will be hand-wringing in the UN (if it remains open as it’d make a good Trump property) and maybe KCIII and Keir Starmer will denounce it, but there is no military help from the UK or Europe over either Greenland or Canada. Nobody declares war anymore, want to declare war against Trump’s USA?

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