# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3161 "2025-03-19T21:13:58Z")

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I’m okay with honoring Babe Ruth - can there ever be another great pitcher and home run hitter in baseball again? Oh wait, Ohtani. Trump wouldn’t know who he is and Japanese need not apply, Elvis I can support - yet as I recall the Kennedy Honors people who are like, alive, like Paul McCartney and as I recall that - he just got a medal and watched No Doubt do a splendid Penny Lane and other songs (while Paul mouthed every word). Everyone could see No Doubt and Gwen Stefani.

Nobody would be able to see Lee Greenwood? Well, first of all, fuck Lee Greenwood and his ‘God Bless the USA’. I don’t have a second of all so fuck the entirety of Trump’s cabinet.

Hello hello!

> **[Hello Goodbye Medley (Paul McCartney Tribute) - No Doubt - 2010 Kennedy...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjuBaG5b5M%2F)**
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> The Kennedy Center Honors is an annual honor given to those in the performing arts for their lifetime of contributions to American culture. Subscribe to our ...

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3162 "2025-03-19T21:19:34Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> let’s get non-union actors to do a production of Cats because chicks in tights are hot

Besides, that will give him a chance to grab some pussy.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3163 "2025-03-19T21:20:23Z")

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Funneling money into the prison industry is almost certainly one of the motives.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3164 "2025-03-19T21:39:14Z")

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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> Well, first of all, fuck Lee Greenwood

Second of all, I think old Lee might be a traitor and side with the terrorists!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Bf3e9Cl1-Bs/hqdefault.jpg "God Bless You Canada - Lee Greenwood") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3e9Cl1-Bs)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3165 "2025-03-19T22:24:54Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> That’s how you know the story is fake. el trumpo never misses a putt. People come up to him with tears in their eyes, sir, no one could sink a 350’ putt, but yours was the greatest putt ever!

I sure am sorry, Sgt York! I’ll try to do better…

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3166 "2025-03-19T22:30:21Z")

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I wonder if he’ll ever break Kim Jong Il’s record of 38-under par on a single round, with 11 holes-in-one!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3167 "2025-03-19T22:32:58Z")

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Do these arrested development cases think people actually believe that?

I mean, sure if Lil Kim asked me if I believed him, and an anti aircraft gun was conveniently standing by, sure I’d say I believe him. That’s not the question.

When trump says his handicap is 37 or whatever, does he actually believe that people accept that as fact? because that’s mind boggling. I can’t understand people like that.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3168 "2025-03-19T23:57:39Z")

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My burner email that’s subscribed to maga mailing lists just got an emergency fundraising appeal from a guy running in a special House election;

> [@](#):
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> You probably thought the election ended on November 5th, but control of the House isn’t settled yet.
> 
> The democrats could still win control…
> 
> Here is where things stand:  
> Republicans: 217  
> Democrats: 215  
> Undecided: 3
> 
> If the Democrats win the three special elections in FL-01, FL-06, and NY-21, the US House would FLIP to the control of Nancy Pelosi.
> 
> My name is Jimmy Patronis, and I’m the Republican Nominee in the FL-01 race.
> 
> I’m facing a well-funded liberal who has a real shot of beating me, and since this race isn’t getting any national attention, my campaign is seriously underfunded.
> 
> This seat is anyone’s game, and if we want to keep our MAGA Majority in Congress, I need your financial support.
> 
> (Begging for cash portion snipped)

Do I dare to hope?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3169 "2025-03-20T00:01:26Z")

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Nancy Pelosi?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3170 "2025-03-20T00:09:34Z")

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Nobody ever said these guys were good at their jobs.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3171 "2025-03-20T00:42:11Z")

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Is there a date on that email? Year?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3172 "2025-03-20T01:16:09Z")

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2:33 PM today.

[![](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54397947861_0c86caff75_b.jpg) ](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54397947861_0c86caff75_b.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3173 "2025-03-20T01:37:11Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> As **Smapti** cites, some word is that rehired folk are placed on admin leave. That seems efficient! 🙄

I beat _Smapti_ to posting a linke to that story (post 3117) but on another reputable site. Of course, both _Smapti_ and I are using reputable news sources, or, as the magaflatearthers call them, “fake news”. It’s a complete shit show, isn’t it, with these clowns destroying our government? It’s no wonder we cannot keep up with it.

> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> > [@Smapti](#):
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> > let’s get non-union actors to do a production of Cats because chicks in tights are hot
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> Besides, that will give him a chance to grab some pussy.

Some underage pussy to ogle if he can manage to get a high school to let him sponsor it. Given the number of evangelical-run private schools in the country, I’d put the chance of that happening at greater than zero.

> [@Smapti](#):
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> On today’s episode of WHAT DECADE IS THIS?; let’s give Kennedy Center awards to Babe Ruth and Elvis and also Steve Wynn and I’ll host the awards ceremony and let’s get non-union actors to do a production of Cats because chicks in tights are hot

While that scum is disgracing the Oval Office yet again, I will lost all respect for any person who accepts a Kennedey Center award.

> [@Machine\_Elf](#):
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> > [@Czarcasm](#):
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> > _Supposed_ to get back pay.
> 
> The law is on their side:

Friend, we have a _convicted felon_ as president right now. That’s the very definition of someone who does no care what the law is.

> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Exactly. Nobody has ever tested the separation of powers to this extent.
> 
> The judicial branch can make rulings all they want, but has little to no power to actually _enforce_ said rulings.
> 
> The legislative branch clearly does not currently have the spine to do anything about anything.
> 
> So the executive branch is calling all the shots - the exact opposite of what the framers intended.
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> It’s hard to believe we’re not even _two months_ into this term. It’s gonna be a loooong four years.

I woke up three and a half hours ago and it already feels like four years. And that’s just from today’s shit-stream.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3174 "2025-03-20T03:05:36Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Nancy Pelosi?

I once was sitting next to some MAGAs (maybe two years ago) and listened to them go on about how Pelosi was to blame for the Patriot Act–since they apparently thought she was the Speaker at the time and it was her bill–and how the Dems have been abusing it and spying on patriotic Republicans ever since.

I think they may have been confusing the Patriot Act with FISA, since Trump claimed his campaign and supporters were being illegally spied upon by the FBI using FISA warrants (or was it without warrants?). I forget the exact details of the claims except that it was the most egregious abuse of government power in the history of the world. Or, it was. Until the next thing Trump didn’t like. And FISA dates back to 1978. Maybe Pelosi is able to time-travel.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3175 "2025-03-20T03:30:33Z")

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[A long, long time ago  
I can still rememer how learning  
Used to make me smile  
And if I knew all I was taught  
That I could make it in this life  
And maybe we’d be happy for a while  
But March done made me shiver  
With this EO he’s signed  
Bad news is on the doorstep  
I can’t take much more of this  
I know full well I cry every time  
When I read about the felon’s stunts  
But this last thing has irked me no end  
The day education died](https://www.aol.com/exclusive-trump-sign-order-thursday-215120304.html)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3176 "2025-03-20T04:05:08Z")

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> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#):
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> I wonder if he’ll ever break Kim Jong Il’s record of 38-under par on a single round, with 11 holes-in-one!

Well, that was Mr. Kim’s first golf game, ever so his nibs can’t break that part, at least.

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3177 "2025-03-20T04:15:11Z")

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They know that Pelosi is the bogeyman that will bring in the money from the idjits. It’s not about accuracy.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3178 "2025-03-20T05:36:36Z")

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[And the Firxt Felon continues his dictatorship activities.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-administration-says-deported-migrants-220722197.html)

> [@](#):
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> # Trump administration says deported migrants are gang members, but won’t name them or provide evidence
> 
> The Trump administration has [deported hundreds of migrants](https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/politics/deportation-flights-judge-timeline/index.html?cid=external-feeds_iluminar_yahoo) while refusing to reveal their identities or the evidence against them, prompting complaints from the migrants’ families and from critics who say the administration is trampling on civil liberties.
> 
> The administration says its invocation of a [rarely used wartime authority](https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/14/politics/alien-enemies-act-1798-trump-cec/index.html?cid=external-feeds_iluminar_yahoo) to speed up deportations serves to protect Americans from the “extraordinary threat” posed by suspected gang members who the president has designated as foreign terrorists.
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> But administration officials have provided little information that could allow outsiders to independently assess its claims that scores of immigrants who were deported from the country last weekend are affiliated with violent gangs or have extensive criminal records.

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3179 "2025-03-20T07:56:57Z")

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FISA itself dates to 1978, as J. Edgar Hoover was no longer alive and running the FBI and doing whatever wiretapping or surveillance he wished. It was a post-watergate oversight thing as well, though there was no return of taping Oval Office conversations till Musk’s son planted some bugs there a couple weeks ago.

It was a way of getting a “secret” warrant so as few people knew. The FBI and a judge.

That was not enough for Bush & Cheney, who conducted warrantless wiretaps on Americans under the NSA’s Terrorist Surveillance Program, bypassing those pesky FISA court approvals.

FISA itself, with each renewal, has become more like what the NSA did because reasons (Terror!) and excused by “If you’re not a criminal or terrorist, trust the government.”

Trump likely looked out the window of one of his tower slums, noticed a “Flowers By Irene” van with a satellite dish on top, wondered aloud if whatever illegal thing he was doing at the time was being surveilled and the van drove away only to have another van, “Fast Broadband Internet” drive up but he didn’t know what the last two words meant so he went on doing his Rockefeller level but illegal business dealings.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3180 "2025-03-20T09:01:48Z")

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So if Trump shuts down the Department of Education, that means it can’t collect on student loans, right?

Asking for 43 million friends.

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