# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Now I need to research Trump as a Spitting Image model, if they are still going…

That’s got to entail a lot of latex

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3922 "2025-04-10T01:59:32Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> … I think he’s assured of being known as the Yogi Berra of Presidents.

It seems like Yogi Berra in fact understood ironic humor and that his quips were funny. Judy Holiday showed us that it takes effort to portray stupid and funny – she was much smarter than most of the characters she played, just as George Burns’ wife was. Felon-ONE is genuinely stupid, way out of his depth, and history will not look back on him with fond amusement.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3923 "2025-04-10T02:50:09Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> This has to be a reference to some show.

> [@SunUp](#):
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> A TV movie, a thriller from 1973:

Actually, I was referencing _The President’s Neck Is Missing_, a title of one of the many movies Troy McClure (of Simpsons fame) says that you may remember him from.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Y6jSKetRBU0/maxresdefault.jpg "Every Troy McClure "You May Remember Me From..." Moment (in order)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6jSKetRBU0&t=47)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3924 "2025-04-10T04:16:45Z")

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Dementia Donny tried to call South Carolina governor Henry McMaster last month.

Instead, he called former National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster, then started cursing at him and hung up when he realized he’d called the wrong number.

> **[H.R. McMaster receives accidental call from President Trump](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcmaster-trump-accidental-call/)**
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> Sources say former White House national security adviser H.R. McMaster was surprised to hear President Trump's voice on the phone.

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> “Henry…” is how Trump opened the call before launching into the conversation, according to two sources who were not authorized to discuss private conversations.
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> It was then that McMaster knew this familiar voice was indeed Mr. Trump. But he also realized something else: the commander-in-chief had not intended to call him at all.
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> McMaster goes by H.R., short for Herbert Raymond. Not Henry.
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> “Mr. President, this is H.R. McMaster,” he said into the phone.
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> “Why the fuck would I talk” to H.R. McMaster? Trump asked dismissively, and then Trump launched into a scathing critique of his former aide, two sources said.
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> The call was brief.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3925 "2025-04-10T04:40:15Z")

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Another perfect call!!!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3926 "2025-04-10T11:59:36Z")

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Should have used Signal to chat.  
_(Donny is unlikely to know how to use chat/signal/toilets/…)_

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3927 "2025-04-10T12:23:54Z")

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I’ve mentioned it before regarding Musk, but their music video for the song “I’ve Never Met a Nice South African” is worth seeking out online.

I have a friend here in the states from South Africa (whom I suspect is pretty racist, but knows better than to show it) who really, really hates that song. So of course we tease him with it all the time.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The call was brief.

Okay, that bit literally made me laugh out loud. It’s like Monty Python at its best!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3929 "2025-04-10T17:36:02Z")

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McMaster is no fun at all, this was truly a missed opportunity for an epic conversation.

He should’ve let Trump keep talking.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3930 "2025-04-10T17:46:03Z")

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Well, we’re officially in the “Doing the thing that the movie Johnny Dangerously pre-mocked decades ago” period.

- **Newspaper Headline** : [Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He’s Not From There.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/quotes/?item=qt0323194)

> Rubio and his lackeys announced Saturday they were revoking all current visas for people from South Sudan and shutting the door on future visitors after the country refused to accept a deportee from the United States.
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> However, according to government officials from the African nation, they agreed to accept a South Sudanese national named Nimeri Garang. Instead, the United States sent an immigrant named Makula Kintu, who is actually a citizen of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
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> In a letter [posted](https://x.com/SouthSudanGov/status/1909266054687121560/photo/2) to the South Sudan government’s X account, officials wrote that they went through “comprehensive verification processes” to confirm Kintu’s identity. **Even Kintu himself told officials that he wasn’t from South Sudan.**

> **[Rubio callously revokes visas for entire country over US mistake](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/4/9/2315579/-Rubio-callously-revokes-visas-for-entire-country-over-US-mistake?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=top_news_slot_9&pm_medium=web)**
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> Secretary of State Marco Rubio has a bone to pick with South Sudan, even though the country did nothing wrong. Rubio and his lackeys announced Saturday they were revoking all current visas for people from South Sudan and shutting the door on...

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3931 "2025-04-10T18:54:56Z")

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A fun read:

> **[With tariff turnaround, Trump shows he's the most brilliant president in...](https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/10/trump-tariffs-pause-stock-market-manipulation/83019881007/)**
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> It's clear from President Donald Trump's decision to pause the sweeping global tariffs he said he would never back down from that the man is a genius.

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> Clearly the best president ever, folks. No U.S. leader has ever lost so much for no reason while regaining some of it and accomplishing nothing with such efficiency.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3932 "2025-04-10T20:15:09Z")

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They all look alike right Little Marco?

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
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I caught that too earlier. Really cracked me up.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3934 "2025-04-10T22:05:18Z")

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The thing is, if you showed that article to Trump he’d probably take it seriously and start incorporating the story about McKinley burning down the White House into his rambles.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3935 "2025-04-10T22:32:49Z")

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For a second I wondered when Ford dug a hole in Kansas.

It shouldn’t have been that long.

I are a stable geenyus.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3936 "2025-04-11T01:32:40Z")

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[Tanican\* call for impeachment of the entire Supreme Court of the United States in 5, 4, 3…](https://us.yahoo.com/news/supreme-court-says-trump-administration-225715234.html)

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> WASHINGTON (AP) — The [Supreme Court](https://apnews.com/hub/us-supreme-court) on Thursday said the Trump administration must work to bring back a Maryland man who was mistakenly deported to prison in El Salvador, rejecting the administration’s emergency appeal.

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> “The order properly requires the Government to ‘facilitate’ Abrego Garcia’s release from custody in El Salvador and to ensure that his case is handled as it would have been had he not been improperly sent to El Salvador,” the court said in an unsigned order with no noted dissents.

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> “The Government’s argument, moreover, implies that it could deport and incarcerate any person, including U. S. citizens, without legal consequence, so long as it does so before a court can intervene,” Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote, joined by her two colleagues.

\*Riff on _panican_ but meaning _tan in a can man_.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3937 "2025-04-11T01:42:03Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> \*Riff on _panican_ but meaning _tan in a can man_.

Ehh, might as well make it Taninacanman. That at least makes the explanation more obvious.

So, I wonder what the Supremes will do if he ignores their ruling.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3938 "2025-04-11T01:44:07Z")

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They’ll be sad. 😢

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3939 "2025-04-11T02:10:08Z")

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Well, some of them will.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/3940 "2025-04-11T02:14:20Z")

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Susan Collins will be very concerned.

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