# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4041 "2025-04-15T07:26:40Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > 88% :snort: ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4042 "2025-04-15T07:31:56Z")
Hey, this figure was carefully calculated by dividing the number of hours Donald Trump spends watching TV each day by the number CBS news mentions his name. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4043 "2025-04-15T13:35:23Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > The queef heard around the world. “The shart heard around the world” was _right there_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4044 "2025-04-15T13:42:07Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@DWMarch](#): > > > > The queef heard around the world. > > “The shart heard around the world” was _right there_. - I’m quite certain that Trump is not anatomically equipped to emit a queef. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4045 "2025-04-15T13:45:32Z")
I sure as hell am not volunteering to verify that ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4046 "2025-04-15T13:47:15Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m quite certain that Trump is not anatomically equipped to emit a queef. Literally or figuratively? Like most most bullies, Trump is a giant pussy. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4047 "2025-04-15T13:50:30Z")
He more resembles a nearby body part. [![](https://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/20240626_trump-violence_2000px.jpg?w=990) ](https://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/20240626_trump-violence_2000px.jpg?w=990) ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4048 "2025-04-15T14:01:01Z")
Great. Now I have this mental imagine of Putin simultaneously getting both oral and anal from Trump. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4049 "2025-04-15T14:04:12Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Great. Now I have this mental imagine of Putin simultaneously getting both oral and anal from Trump. - My work here…is done. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4050 "2025-04-15T14:05:01Z")
**GET A GRIP, PEOPLE!** 🤔 I guess I could have phrased that better… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4051 "2025-04-15T14:10:01Z")
More like a pinch. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4052 "2025-04-15T17:57:08Z")
President Pussy-Grabber did a thing. > **[National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, 2025](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/national-sexual-assault-awareness-and-prevention-month-2025/)** > > By the President of the United States of AmericaA Proclamation This month, we recognize National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month by ending So, whose idea was this? Surely not his. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4053 "2025-04-15T18:02:07Z")
‘Damn them illegal aliens at our southern border stealing rapin’ jobs from good American rapists!’ ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4054 "2025-04-15T18:10:51Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, 2025 – The White House](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/national-sexual-assault-awareness-and-prevention-month-2025/) Trump: “How did that “and” get in there?!?” And in other news: > **[ICE agents realize they arrested wrong teen, say 'take him anyway'](https://www.newsweek.com/merwil-gutierrez-ice-wrong-teen-el-salvador-2059783)** > > Merwil Gutiérrez, was deported to El Salvador's notorious super prison, despite his family's insistence that he has no gang ties or criminal history. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4055 "2025-04-15T18:34:26Z")
It’s not about pussy-grabbing, it’s about immigrants! > This month, we recognize National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month by ending the unfathomable human abuse committed under **open borders** policies. > > One of the leading causes of sexual violence over the last 4 years has been the invasion of **illegal aliens** at our southern border. In a treasonous act of betrayal against the American people, the previous administration unleashed an army of gangs and criminal aliens from the darkest and most dangerous corners of the world — causing a dramatic increase of sexual violence in our neighborhoods and communities. My bold. Clearly, white boys are still allowed to grab any pussy they want. * * * > [@Horatius](#): > > > despite his family’s insistence that he has no gang ties or criminal history. Well, they’re probably brown, too, aren’t they? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4056 "2025-04-15T19:07:42Z")
Isn’t Donald Trump one of the leading causes of sexual violence in the US? ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4057 "2025-04-15T19:46:15Z")
“It’s not my fault that Buttle’s heart condition didn’t appear on Tuttle’s file!” ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4058 "2025-04-15T20:14:59Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > President Pussy-Grabber did a thing. > > [National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, 2025 – The White House](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/national-sexual-assault-awareness-and-prevention-month-2025/) > > So, whose idea was this? Surely not his. I’m sure they will be focusing on highlighting the plight of men that suffer the consequences of being accused of sexual assault when they were just boys being boys. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4059 "2025-04-16T03:42:27Z")
[Hold onto your wallets, folks; the stable genius has another brilliant idea!](https://www.aol.com/news/trump-says-plans-stipends-part-233826684.html) > [@](#): > > WASHINGTON (Reuters) -U.S. President Donald Trump said in an interview aired on Tuesday that he planned to roll out a new program offering money for immigrants in the country illegally to leave voluntarily. > > Trump said such a “self-deportation program” would include some financial assistance and the prospect of re-entering the country later legally. > > “We’re going to give them a stipend,” Trump told Fox Noticias’ Rachel Campos-Duffy, according to an official transcript of an interview taped on Monday. > > “We’re going to give them some money and a plane ticket, and then we’re going to work with them. If they’re good, if we want them back in, we’re going to work with them to get them back in as quickly as we can.” > > A White House spokesman said he had nothing to add to Trump’s comments. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4060 "2025-04-16T03:46:44Z")
Someone must have explained to him that nobody is going to agree to “self-deport” if turning themselves in means they’ll be thrown in a Salvadorean gulag. It’ll be a matter of days before he “rescues” Kilmar Garcia from prison and demands all the credit for fixing a mistake that was everybody else’s fault but his own. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068.md?page=199) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068.md?page=201)