# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4061 "2025-04-16T04:09:08Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> t’ll be a matter of days before he “rescues” Kilmar Garcia from prison and demands all the credit

or, two weeks

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4062 "2025-04-16T10:29:00Z")

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So, he’s gonna give them some money and a plane ticket, and then, if they’re good, he might _let them back in?_ He really _is_ making this shit up as he goes along.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4063 "2025-04-16T12:06:41Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> or, two weeks

More likely, never.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > If they’re good

What the hell does that mean? If they do their homework, don’t spill their chocolate milk, and get into their jammies on time?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4064 "2025-04-16T12:23:54Z")

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I’d noticed the gold thingies Trump added to the Oval Office fireplace, but not the rest of the stuff.

Appropriate that it looks as if he got some of his gold fiddlybits from a company on Alibaba:

> **[As always, Trump's gold fetish reveals his class depth... 'tacky'](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/4/16/2316742/-As-always-Trump-s-gold-fetish-reveals-his-class-depth-tacky?utm_campaign=recent)**
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> Trump was likely grateful that Joe Biden didn’t replace the drapes Trump had installed in his first term, but in his second term his garish taste revealed itself further. Trump has turned the neoclassical, Palladian-Georgian Oval Office into a...

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4065 "2025-04-16T12:44:40Z")

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Let me guess. The next two words are _French whorehouse_.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4066 "2025-04-16T12:46:06Z")

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Epstein Island whorehouse.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4067 "2025-04-16T12:51:38Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Let me guess. The next two words are _French whorehouse_.

Actually, it continues

‘’…gaudy, cheap fake-gold, blinged out eyesore."

But “French whorehouse” is close enough.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4068 "2025-04-16T13:28:23Z")

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So shiny. Corvids would not even touch that shit.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4069 "2025-04-16T14:31:58Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> ‘’…gaudy, cheap fake-gold, blinged out eyesore."

It just occurred to me this is also quite an accurate description of Trump’s body.

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4070 "2025-04-16T14:39:21Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Appropriate that it looks as if he got some of his gold fiddlybits from a company on Alibaba:

Upon first reading I thought this was describing hit gold fitbit.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4071 "2025-04-16T14:47:19Z")

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No wonder Melania always looks so pissed off. His fiddlybits came from Alibaba.  
And her vibrators came from Temu.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4072 "2025-04-16T15:02:04Z")

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Just wanted to share a little irony.

Trump is at war with universities for not doing enough about antisemitism, but at the same time recently pardoned an actual Nazi who wore a Camp Auschwitz sweatshirt.

> **[Rioter who wore 'Camp Auschwitz' sweatshirt at Capitol arrested](https://cbsaustin.com/news/nation-world/rioter-who-wore-camp-auschwitz-sweatshirt-at-capitol-arrested)**
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> A man who was photographed wearing a “Camp Auschwitz” sweatshirt during the U. S. Capitol riot last week was arrested Wednesday in Virginia, authorities said. Robert Keith Packer, 56, was arrested in Newport News, where he lives. He was charged with...

(the article is about his arrest, not his pardon, but he is one of those pardoned by Trump)

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4073 "2025-04-16T16:14:01Z")

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I think I posted this picture before, but the detail with the gold decoration from the Chinese shop is really priceless (that is: no coin small enough to buy just one):  
[![](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/TJX3DMBDVNEM7OGFIJGJX6SKCE.jpg?smart=true&auth=1eb5e639b0fc0223416fd4eedfbb590c80e21f71684241ac500e536858d13ae8&width=1600&height=900) ](https://www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/TJX3DMBDVNEM7OGFIJGJX6SKCE.jpg?smart=true&auth=1eb5e639b0fc0223416fd4eedfbb590c80e21f71684241ac500e536858d13ae8&width=1600&height=900)  
When the cheap decoration comes out of Bibi’s mouth like a comic balloon the result is beautiful:  
[![](https://cdn.prod.dailykos.com/images/1421624/large/bafkreiecublxethw4ys6bj7creap3zvrrh3ypubig4uvklulllwgqsohvyjpeg1?1744792540) ](https://cdn.prod.dailykos.com/images/1421624/large/bafkreiecublxethw4ys6bj7creap3zvrrh3ypubig4uvklulllwgqsohvyjpeg1?1744792540)  
And in the upper picture, does anybody know what the square golden thing with the name-you-shall-not-speak-but-fart is? Almost looks like an ashtray to me, but that makes no sense (in fact, I see three things that look like ashtrays on the table). I had already noticed the thing during the Selenski fiasco, wondered whether it was a paperweight, now it looks like the 747 is fleeing from it.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4074 "2025-04-16T17:52:02Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I’d noticed the gold thingies Trump added to the Oval Office fireplace, but not the rest of the stuff.

I noticed them a while ago, and they’re _sooooooo_ tacky and cheap looking.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4075 "2025-04-16T17:55:58Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> they’re _sooooooo_ tacky and cheap looking.

The view of which is blocked by a much larger sooooooo tacky and cheap looking person.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4076 "2025-04-16T18:01:57Z")

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Coasters?

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4077 "2025-04-16T18:18:13Z")

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It says ‘Trump’ on the side, so maybe it’s just a big shiny thing that Donald will look at and it’ll remind him what his name is.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4078 "2025-04-16T18:19:16Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> President Pussy-Grabber did a thing.
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> [National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, 2025 – The White House](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/national-sexual-assault-awareness-and-prevention-month-2025/)
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> So, whose idea was this? Surely not his.

Hey, if anyone is an expert about sexual assault, it’s DJT.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4079 "2025-04-16T18:32:25Z")

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> Hey, if anyone is an expert about sexual assault, it’s DJT.

Trump may have thought it was prevention of sexual assault awareness.

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**Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4080 "2025-04-16T18:55:28Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> More likely, never.

Yep. Poor guy is doomed. They couldn’t ever let him back on US soil to speak the truth about what’s going on. He’s like the astronauts from Capricorn One.

As good as dead. If not already. Disgusting.

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