# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 206
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4161 "2025-04-20T18:52:31Z")
> [@Kelby2](#): > > > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > > > I’d like to know what Trump sees when he closes his eyes and thinks about the afterlife. > > > > It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest to learn that Trump doesn’t believe in an afterlife. (Or, he doesn’t care, one way or the other.) > > As mired in narcissism as he is, he probably believes he’ll live to be 200, as one of his quack doctors claimed a few years ago. The universe began when Trump became aware of it, and will end when (if) he dies. Simple. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4162 "2025-04-20T19:10:10Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > And this looks like that exact dynamic in action. I’d bet it’s more like Japan “negotiating” with the US just prior to the attack on Pearl Harbor. The Japanese diplomats were sent in to “negotiate” by their leaders, which leaders knew full well was nothing more than a distraction while they planned to open a war with the US, regardless of what happened during the “negotiations”. The only difference is, the Trump administration’s incompetence gave away the plot before they were ready to spring their trap. Trump has no interest in a “deal” with these “woke universities”. He plans to destroy them, but wants them to be begging for his indulgence the entire time. Indulgence that he will enjoy refusing them, instead demanding ever greater displays of obedience. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4163 "2025-04-20T23:45:34Z")
I think it is appropriate to note here that in the first recurrence of Felon-ONE’s presidency, today is Easter, and Easter this year falls on Adolph Schicklgruber’s birthday. Somehow that seems like a fitting convergence. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4164 "2025-04-21T02:48:30Z")
Convergence or synchronicity? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4165 "2025-04-21T03:16:32Z")
       _There’s a shadow on the door_        _Of the cottage by the shore_        _Of a dark, Scottish lake_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4166 "2025-04-21T03:42:45Z")
OK, now I feel very old. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4167 "2025-04-21T05:20:40Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I think it is appropriate to note here that in the first recurrence of Felon-ONE’s presidency, today is Easter, and Easter this year falls on Adolph Schicklgruber’s birthday. Somehow that seems like a fitting convergence. Speaking of which we have Trump’s traditional Easter rant, rather like the king’s Christmas broadcast but with more spittle. > Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country. Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Judges and Law Enforcement Officials who are allowing this sinister attack on our Nation to continue, an attack so violent that it will never be forgotten! Sleepy Joe Biden purposefully allowed Millions of CRIMINALS to enter our Country, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Borders Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon America. He was, by far, our WORST and most Incompetent President, a man who had absolutely no idea what he was doing – But to him, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Auto Pen (perhaps our REAL President!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2020 Presidential Election in order to get this highly destructive Moron Elected, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4168 "2025-04-21T05:57:00Z")
He’s the epitome of classiness. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4169 "2025-04-21T06:26:24Z")
I suppose _tacky_ is a _kind_ of class. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4170 "2025-04-21T06:30:48Z")
Who actually believes this bullshit, and/or reads that and thinks “yes, the person that ‘wrote’ that is definitely who I want in charge of things” ?! The ravings of a lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4171 "2025-04-21T07:03:03Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > The universe began when Trump became aware of it, and will end when (if) he dies. I wouldn’t be too surprised if he bought into some variation on Musk’s idea that the universe is a simulation and _he’s_ the center of it, with the rest of us just “NPCs”. Just with himself instead of Musk as the center of the universe and only real person. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4172 "2025-04-21T08:31:28Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Who actually believes this bullshit, and/or reads that and thinks “yes, the person that ‘wrote’ that is definitely who I want in charge of things” ?! His supporters are _exactly_ like he is in that. They eat it up because they believe it. So, they want him to continue it becuase not only do they _want_ it to be true; they _believe_ it to be true. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4173 "2025-04-21T08:34:38Z")
I don’t know, I have difficulty believing this solipsism idea, as the temper tanTrump is too full of hate and lust for revenge and vindictiveness (see rant quoted by **Buck\_Godot** , for instance) to be the center of the universe. Everything would be much more to his liking if he really was, would it not? The deep unhappiness and frustration this rant exposes shows that he knows he is not god, immortal or in command. Then again, I may be missing something, but I have no whish to analize his sick brain any deeper. Everything he touches turns to shit, I want to keep my distance. I mean, he even just killed the Pope by merely sending his VP JD to visit for a single minute. That is how sick he is. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4174 "2025-04-21T08:39:40Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > I mean, he even just killed the Pope by merely sending his VP JD to visit for a single minute. That is how sick he is. When I saw the news a little while ago, my first thought was “did JD kill him?”. Shall we share a handbasket? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4175 "2025-04-21T08:40:50Z")
I’d gladly give that handbasked to VP JD. He did it, not me. He is doomed for all eternity. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4176 "2025-04-21T08:41:34Z")
The problem with that particular group of demons is it’s not they who are doomed; it’s we. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4177 "2025-04-21T08:43:52Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > When I saw the news a little while ago, my first thought was “did JD kill him?”. People are also saying that it’s “Reminiscent of the Queen meeting Liz Truss and dying immediately afterwards.” ---
**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4178 "2025-04-21T08:44:47Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > OK, now I feel very old. ☹ Because of \*\ ***eschereal** ’\*\*s Poiice Synchronicity II lyric quote? “Shadow on the door” does sound ominous. Interesting that Sting goes from Lake to Loch to Lake again (with no particular rhyme reasons). If we’re talking about Barron? To look at him, he _seems_ intelligent. What’s his SAT’s and GPA? I mean, holy shit, - Harvard. - Stanford. - Columbia In my days, circa Synchronicity, I had to write basically “cover letters” to apply to universities. And like everyone else, if return envelope felt like it was one page (and was) it was a “no”. I wasn’t able to write “My father is President. Admit me or shit will rain over Ivy league schools around the world.” (BTW if not known, Trump used to call into NYC reporters in the late 80’s/90’s as “John Barron” who worked for Donald J. Trump basically with the message that DJT the cup of human kindness) Of course Obama only got into Columbia and Harvard because he was black and vaguely an American Citizen. Trump is going to attack every shred of Ivy League Schools his little mind can conjure. I would not want to be Barron (the fake or real one) if some school lets him in. _Sic semper tyrannis_ ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4179 "2025-04-21T08:46:49Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > I mean, he even just killed the Pope by merely sending his VP JD to visit for a single minute. To be fair, JD had no idea that this was the plan . . . and we know this because there is no Signal leak of it. ---
**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4180 "2025-04-21T08:52:47Z")
(first I heard) If the Pope was well enough to grant that fucking Hillbllly an audience (I believe after said JD shithead complained about it) then that ought to be a contributing cause of death. And both he and Trump and Bibi will be bitching and complaining about who the next Pope will be. Fuck them all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068.md?page=205) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068.md?page=207)