# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

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**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> next on the chopping block: the Miranda warning.

Ask Rubio if he upholds and follows the Constitution, and _of course_ he will say “of course”

Ask Trump the same thing, you might get the “I’m not a lawyer so I don’t know the Constitution but there are lots of parts that need changing”

The so-called “Miranda warning” was a clear up-holding by the Earl Warren court of the 5th and 6th amendments. If the John Robert’s court can somehow weave nuances into that precedence, then it’s all over.

And good on the Gov. of WIsconsin. If he’s arrested I’m sure he knows (see Miranda, above) to STFU until he’s released and that all kinds of shit hits the fan in terms of protest around the country.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> And good on the Gov. of WIsconsin. If he’s arrested I’m sure he knows (see Miranda, above) to STFU until he’s released and that all kinds of shit hits the fan in terms of protest around the country.

How can the dictator-in-chief’s flunkies arrest the governor? Evers should be protected from prosecution for any act he takes while in office just like the felon-in-chief is. They are both chief executive of their governments.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
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America-Hating-Clusterfuckstick [does not know](https://www.npr.org/2025/05/04/g-s1-64239/does-a-president-need-to-uphold-the-constitution-trump-says-i-dont-know) whether it is his job to uphold the Constitution.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4524 "2025-05-05T00:29:13Z")

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As usual, I don’t think you can take his words as evidence of his thoughts.

Possibilities:

1. He genuinely does not know.
2. He does know, but chooses to pretend he does not.
3. He usually knows, but is experiencing the onset of dementia and didn’t know in the moment
4. He wasn’t really paying much attention to the question, so gave a vague, rambling answer he hoped would do.
5. He does know, and was either trolling or sowing chaos as a deliberate strategy.

Honestly, how do you decide among those options?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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I posted a link to that story just under two hours ago just above.

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> How can the dictator-in-chief’s flunkies arrest the governor?

Pragmatically, one would assume none of them are flunkies. There won’t be any “Saturday night massacre” or series of resignations. He just needs to order the Attorney General to charge the Governor with something. Can we do “Sedition?” Something strong that will send a message. Also alert the media to be there."

Media and U.S. Marshall show up and I’d like to think they’ll just escort him, yet handcuffs and frog-marching are not out of possibilities. Off to the federal prison. I’d assume a quick arraignment and release on his own recognisance.

The arrest will be massively popular with the MAGA’s and provoke outrage maybe around the world (Putin has arrested governor types who rather often soon die of heart attacks or fall out of windows - so not all countries).

The charges better be able to stand, else (IANAL) I believe the judge can dismiss them right off, with prejudice (meaning pull this shit again, and you, Mr. Attorney, will be held in contempt).

Yet the message will be sent. As I recall, Trump threatened various people in Georgia in 2020 over the vote count. I believe he’s also threatened the Governor of New York. If this happens, they’re all (Democratic Governors) under threat.

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> He does know, but chooses to pretend he does not.

I would not be at all surprised if he took the oath of office with his fingers crossed behind his back. There is nothing Trump loves more than an exception to the rules specific to him.

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This would have counted as Trump’s downfall back in the day, then perhaps Trump’s stupid move of the year, then maybe his fuck-up of the month and, more recently, his blooper of the week.  
Now, if this makes oopsy of the day I’ll be fuckin’ surprised: [Trump says he will reopen Alcatraz prison | AP News](https://apnews.com/article/trump-alcatraz-prison-fabe3385415ae03829d44e50efb3c1fb)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@Dr.Drake](#):
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> As usual, I don’t think you can take his words as evidence of his thoughts.
> 
> Possibilities:
> 
> 1. He genuinely does not know.
> 2. He does know, but chooses to pretend he does not.
> 3. He usually knows, but is experiencing the onset of dementia and didn’t know in the moment
> 4. He wasn’t really paying much attention to the question, so gave a vague, rambling answer he hoped would do.
> 5. He does know, and was either trolling or sowing chaos as a deliberate strategy.
> 
> Honestly, how do you decide among those options?

1. That’s a given.
2. Not only does he not know, he doesn’nt care to know.
3. He doesn’t know and he’s past the onset of dementia.
4. Of course he’s not paying any attention to the question. As always, he gives a vague rambling answer. And he doesn’t hope, he knows deep down that it’s the mostest bestest answer ever.
5. He doesn’t know, and as a former _wrastler_, he’s amused by the chaos performed in front of him.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> I would not be at all surprised if he took the oath of office with his fingers crossed behind his back. There is nothing Trump loves more than an exception to the rules specific to him.

As I’ve posted before, Trump did not have his hand on the Bible when he took the oath. That’s the same thing as fingers crossed behind his back.

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4531 "2025-05-05T02:49:59Z")

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I hadn’t even thought of the idea of rescinding the Miranda warning. To me, next to go will be the Brown decision.

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We can at least be assured that Clarence Thomas will never consent to overruling _Loving v. Virginia_. Well, until he’s decided to get a divorce, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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He’s already said he believes that should be left up to the states, didn’t he?

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No, he’d vote to rescind it as long as it came with a grandfather clause.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/4535 "2025-05-05T07:36:45Z")

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[Let’s break the law and then mock the victim!](https://www.yahoo.com/news/white-house-mocks-man-trump-221717622.html)

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> Donald Trump’s White House social media accounts posted an image of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, whom the administration illegally deported to a prison in El Salvador, in the blue-and-red theme of President Barack Obama’s first presidential campaign. Instead of the word “HOPE,” it says “MS-13.”
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> “Ah yes, a true classic. We call this one… ‘Not a Maryland Dad,’” the White House [posted](https://x.com/whitehouse/status/1918729860756754888?s=46) on X and Instagram on Saturday.
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> The picture doesn’t make much sense, though it certainly fits within the Trump administration’s broader social media strategy of being inflammatory and cruel toward immigrants.

I think if any of us told a judge we would immediately disobey their ruling, we would quickly find ourselves in contempt. But, hey, look at this from the same link.

> [@](#):
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> “[Abrego Garcia] is not under our control,” she said. “He is an El Salvador citizen. He is home there in his country. If he were to be brought back to the United States of America, we would immediately deport him again.”

(How did I miss this next one from three days ago?)

[Pubbies: Do not _ever again_ tell me you support law and order.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-administration-settlement-family-ashli-babbitt-rioter-killed-on-jan-6-2021/)

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> The Trump administration has reached a settlement with the family of Ashli Babbitt, the Trump supporter who was shot and killed while in the mob breaching the House Speaker’s Lobby on Jan. 6, 2021.
> 
> Multiple sources told CBS News the settlement has been reached in principle but is not yet signed. In a court proceeding Friday, a plaintiff’s attorney confirmed the settlement in principle was reached. It would avert a trial and further proceedings in a [$30 million civil suit](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashli-babbitt-january-6-capitol-shooting-wrongful-death-lawsuit/) filed by the conservative activist group Judicial Watch on behalf of Babbitt’s estate, including her late husband.

Have I said this lately?

_Cry the beloved country!_ I cry for the ideals the country once had, once aspired to, the respect the country once held on the world stage, the pride we had in our constitution. _Cry the beloved country!_

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From the White House account:

[![](https://i.imgur.com/xWbUZtU.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/xWbUZtU.jpg)

There is no bottom to the absurdity.

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I thought the Siths were the bad guys.

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He’s a master of the Farce. And speaking of movies, Trumpy has suggested that he wants to somehow tariff movies made outside the US. How would this work? No idea! But it’s more loud misdirection while he does other crap. But National Security!

[https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/trump-announces-100-tariff-movies-produced-outside-us-2025-05-04/](https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/trump-announces-100-tariff-movies-produced-outside-us-2025-05-04/)

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> He’s a master of the Farce.

But he’s really not. Not a single thing he’s done in his entire life has been up to snuff. Just because the other morons believe him, that does not make him a master.

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> And speaking of movies, Trumpy has suggested that he wants to somehow tariff movies made outside the US. How would this work? No idea!

Exactly my thoughts: would the movie theaters have to pay the tariffs, or the distributor? Would it be a tariff per movie, or per viewer? Will it depend on the length? Cheaper for Black&White? Would this tariff apply equally to all countries? What about international joint productions, where several countries are involved, often spanning more than one continent? I don’t think he cares.  
And concerning the image as fake star wars: Has nobody told him that red light sabres are sith light sabres? Shall we call him Darth Don from now on? Or simply Darth Moron?

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