# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7862 "2025-09-03T20:22:41Z")

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Next he’s gonna declare war on the ocean.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7863 "2025-09-03T20:41:19Z")

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This story about them being understaffed should make Trump and Vance nervous. Because you don’t want the counter-sniper guarding your event to be working a lot of overtime and therefore probably not at 100%

[https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5482231-dhs-watchdog-secret-service-counter-sniper-team-understaffed/](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5482231-dhs-watchdog-secret-service-counter-sniper-team-understaffed/)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7864 "2025-09-03T20:43:36Z")

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I just heard on CNN that Trump is looking at deploying the National Guard to New Orleans.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7865 "2025-09-03T21:07:54Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Nah, I’m not buying that logic. Each member of the NG getting another $2500 or whatever doesn’t mean shit to him.

But it does; they are _getting something,_ which is unacceptable to him. Everyone but him _must_ lose, or _he’s_ the loser. The amount is unimportant, the cost is to his ego.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7866 "2025-09-03T21:22:34Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> On Sunday, [CNN](http://advocate.com/cnn) anchor Brianna Keilar challenged White House counterterrorism director Sebastian Gorka after he advanced a debunked narrative that [transgender](http://advocate.com/transgender) people are disproportionately responsible for mass shootings.

Why the heck isn’t Borka Gorka going after the Republicants in Congress? All the males are transgender if you expand that to eunuchs and the females are whatever the heck Susan Collins is.

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!  
Let’s go 25th, let’s go 25th, let’s go 25th!  
Space Rock for 1600 Pennsylvania! Space Rock, Space Rock!

**What do we want? All of the above!**  
**When do we want them? Now!**

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7867 "2025-09-03T21:36:00Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Everyone but him _must_ lose, or _he’s_ the loser.

Then why, as suggested by the CNN link that I posted, will the military orders be extended into December, which will give them those benefits?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7868 "2025-09-03T21:44:46Z")

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The National Guard from which State? Or will Louisiana surrender their own?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7869 "2025-09-03T21:45:38Z")

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I didn’t catch that. Just Trump’s face saying something about sending the National Guard to New Orleans.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7870 "2025-09-03T21:46:19Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> Next he’s gonna declare war on the ocean.

He wouldn’t be the first Cnut to do so.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7871 "2025-09-03T21:52:02Z")

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According to Gov. Pritzker, Chi-town will be hosting the Fucking Texas national guard.  
Maybe in the south they’ll just send their own tools.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7872 "2025-09-03T22:06:22Z")

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What would happen if Pritzker called up the Illinois guard to block the Texas guard from invading the state?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7873 "2025-09-03T22:24:02Z")

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Sickening Trump loyalty would ensue, I’m sure. The Chicago police union dickbag had something welcoming to say, as well.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7874 "2025-09-03T22:30:15Z")

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> [@Fugazi](#):
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> > [@Broomstick](#):
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> > Please, no one tell the wannabe dictator that pissing off members of the military by not paying them i is a bad idea. He doesn’t need to know that
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> Like it matters even a little bit. The majority of the dumb asses will vote R against their interests again next time.

I am unconvinced. AIUI, the brass generally trends redward but the redness fades down into the ranks. It ultimately might not be a majority, especially the more they see what a tursack he is to them and to the country.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7875 "2025-09-03T22:50:21Z")

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That’s what has always been predicted about Trump’s big choice that went wrong, and if ain’t happened yet, it ain’t gonna either.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7876 "2025-09-03T22:52:42Z")

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So, I’m going to a puzzle event in Japan, soon. I just got an email from the organizer that says, in part:

> Due to new rules caused by the recently introduced US tariffs, Japan Post―like many other national postal services―has suspended sending parcels from Japan to the US. It might be possible to ship parcels using other couriers, but we strongly advise you to carry your puzzles in your suitcase back to the US (you might bring another bag or suitcase just for that). For those of you who are unable to carry your stuff home in your luggage, we will try to help find an alternative solution.

I wasn’t planning on buying so much that i can’t carry it home. But oh goody.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7877 "2025-09-03T23:01:27Z")

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> [@robby](#):
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> All because Trump doesn’t like wind power because a project supposedly spoiled his view at his Scotland golf course.

Jesus Christ. 80% done. Now all probably wasted. The tantrums will never stop. Somebody get a bowl of mashed potatoes, Stat.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think those wind farms are beautiful. And they are a testament to our ability to innovate and overcome. Who’s the poor fucker that has to dress him and tie his shoes?

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7878 "2025-09-03T23:30:57Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> So, I’m going to a puzzle event in Japan, soon.

I was right!

> [@Sometimes my brain doesn't brain quite right](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sometimes-my-brain-doesnt-brain-quite-right/1021727/30):
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> I’ve always read puzzlegal as puzzle gal.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7879 "2025-09-03T23:30:57Z")

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I’ve said it before. I don’t care if adds $100 trillion to the national debt; if Democrats ever regain power, we must fix everything he has broken.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7880 "2025-09-04T00:10:21Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Trump had wanted to move the US Space command from Colorado to Alabama during his first term. The ilitary objected – not only was the Air Force Academy there (which produced a lot of Space Force officers), but so were three Space Force centers. Biden countermanded that. But now Trump wants to move it to Huntsville, Alabama again. His ostensible reason?
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> > Two years later, Trump is reversing the reversal. [NBC News reported](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-moving-space-command-hq-alabama-colorado-mail-voting-system-rcna228647):
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> > > _President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that U.S. Space Command’s headquarters will move to Alabama from Colorado, reversing a Biden administration decision. In remarks at the White House, Trump said he was making the shift in part because of Colorado’s use of mail-in voting._

Here’s another odd thing. The military being moved from that area, if they do vote, vote my mail (absentee voting) because they would be registered in their home state. Have you ever wondered why you see so many out of state license plates on military bases? That’s because the vehicles are registered in the service member’s home state. Besides those two things, the service member also pays taxes using his home state address.

This is a stunt, one of many the felon has conjured up to show how great he is.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/7881 "2025-09-04T00:26:08Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> if Democrats ever regain power,

If Democrats ever want to get elected again, they need to stop keeping such a low profile! Where are the Democrats? 😡

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