# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8422 "2025-10-01T16:15:36Z")

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Many modern printer/scanners have a fax capability built in. Mine does. I’ve never used it, and don’t know what it needs to connect to the other end, but it’s there.

Regarding the Google block:

It’s only blocking the AI results, and I tried searching for “Biden Dementia” and it also gave no AI results. So this could be something they’re doing across the board.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8423 "2025-10-01T16:18:51Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> So this could be something they’re doing across the boaed.

Maybe so. But they shouldn’t. Let the AI be unrestricted (only barring actual illegal things like child porn and how to build a bomb and such).

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8424 "2025-10-01T16:22:09Z")

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> [@velomont](#):
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> Hegseth basically slagged the Canadian Armed Forces, which have allowed a lot of slackening of appearance regulations in order to try to mitigate present day recruiting challenges.

I’m sure Hugo Boss-inspired grey uniforms and jackboots will be right up his alley.

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I see the Pete & Donnie Show getting a rousing standing ovation at the end of their remarks.

Like [applauding your hands raw](https://historyinsights.com/11-minute-applause/) after Stalin’s speeches.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> The weed store is six blocks away

Six blocks? Those are rookie numbers. You should move to Canada, we’ve got weed stores all over the place. Someone just set one up in my living room, and I don’t even smoke weed!

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8426 "2025-10-01T17:14:18Z")

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I’ve quit using Google search a long time ago. For meg, it’s DuckDuckGo or Startpage. They’re not that blatant about that you’re the product.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8427 "2025-10-01T17:14:20Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Someone just set one up in my living room, and I don’t even smoke weed!

I wouldn’t want one. All I have in my house is a Taco Bell and a Starbucks.

And, speaking for me, I wish I could turn off Google’s AI forever.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8428 "2025-10-01T17:42:07Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> Many modern printer/scanners have a fax capability built in. Mine does. I’ve never used it, and **don’t know what it needs** to connect to the other end, but it’s there.

My bold.

AIUI you need to connect your fax-ready printer to a land line.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8429 "2025-10-01T17:58:26Z")

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Most people don’t have land lines anymore.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8430 "2025-10-01T18:35:25Z")

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> [@dtilque](#):
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> So female clerical and medical personnel can stay.

What about flying a helicopter or plane? What about WASPS’s? THAT WAS IN WWII.

What about the women flyers and combat personnel today? I tell you what, I know plenty of women that I would want to ‘have my back’. Or they can go first.

While I could pick up my wife and carry her. And she would need firearms training, she is an IronMan for crying out loud. That endurance race is brutal. I’m just her sherpa (I carry gear and get things set up and wait). A race destroys me. How my wife got through them I’ll never know.

These people are unable to hide their misogyny bigotry or racism.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8431 "2025-10-01T18:44:59Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Most people don’t have land lines anymore.

True enough. But there are online services which can utilized to send a fax. Of course, they all require that the document be scanned and uploaded, which may not be acceptable to the election officials. Most UPS stores offer fax services, as do many printing shops.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8432 "2025-10-01T18:56:39Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Most UPS stores offer fax services, as do many printing shops.

As do the public libraries and branches around me, as well as office supply stores like Staples and Office Depot.

The libraries have seemed more capable and my info seems more secure with them. I think it is a dollar or so for the first page, the cover sheet is free.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8433 "2025-10-01T19:05:49Z")

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Many cable providers include a VOIP number and phone jack on the cable modem.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8434 "2025-10-01T20:36:33Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Most people don’t have land lines anymore.

When I moved to The Home, I learned that we have a land line in our apartments as part of our lease agreement (along with basic cable TV and all utilities paid for). I thought, “Now I can fax things.” But I never have to fax things any more, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8435 "2025-10-01T22:20:41Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Many cable providers include a VOIP number and phone jack on the cable modem.

That’s nice.

Does VOIP work with faxes, though? I’ve never tried it.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8436 "2025-10-01T22:23:59Z")

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Yes, the fax in the printer sees it as a land line, it has a dial tone on pick up.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8437 "2025-10-01T22:28:01Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> What about WASPS’s? THAT WAS IN WWII.

WASPs were civilians.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8438 "2025-10-01T22:30:34Z")

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Bado’s link nails it again:

> **["Bohemian Trumpsody" - Marsh Family adaptation of "Bohemian Rhapsody"](https://bado-badosblog.blogspot.com/2025/10/bohemian-trumpsody-marsh-family.html)**
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> A blog about caricature, editorial and gag cartoons, comics as well as animation.

…trump is such an asshoooooooleeeee…

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8439 "2025-10-01T22:59:19Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Well I’m flying to/through Portland; plane change. I’ll report how far out to sea the fires and flames are visible

Quoting myself. Too much overcast though there was a glow. Just changing planes for Atlanta. Couldn’t get a whiff outside of the the smoldering ruins.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8440 "2025-10-02T00:52:24Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Well I’m flying to/through Portland

I’m out in the “War-ravaged Portland” suburbs and don’t get downtown much. But just outside my window I can see trees whose leaves are yellow or even brownish. I’m sure that was caused by overkill from the ravaging going on downrtown.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/8441 "2025-10-02T03:18:13Z")

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[Who had “ADL are the real extremist hate group” on their Bullshit Bingo card?](https://www.aol.com/articles/fbi-cuts-ties-anti-defamation-201329051.html)

> [@](#):
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> WASHINGTON (Reuters) -The FBI said on Wednesday it had cut ties with the Anti-Defamation League, a prominent Jewish group that tracks antisemitism, after Republicans criticized the group for including slain activist Charlie Kirk’s organization in a glossary on extremism.
> 
> In a social media post, FBI Director Kash Patel said the bureau “won’t partner with political fronts masquerading as watchdogs.”

Of course the real reason for this bonkers nonsense is quite transparant. (The **bolding** is mine.)

> [@](#):
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> Patel’s announcement followed criticism of the ADL by right-wing activists and leaders, including billionaire [Elon Musk](https://www.yahoo.com/people/elon-musk/), over its **inclusion of Kirk’s Turning Point USA in a “Glossary of Extremism and Hate”** on its website.

[Come see the Felon’s Revenge on Shutdown! Shutdown! Shutdown!](https://www.aol.com/articles/white-house-freezes-funds-democratic-220545679.html) (The **bolding** is mine.)

> [@](#):
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> WASHINGTON (Reuters) -[President Donald Trump](https://www.yahoo.com/people/donald-trump/)’s administration on Wednesday **froze $26 billion for Democratic-leaning states** , following through on a threat to use the government shutdown to **target Democratic priorities**.
> 
> The targeted programs included $18 billion for transit projects in New York, home to Congress’s top two Democrats, and $8 billion for green-energy projects in 16 Democratic-run states, including California and Illinois. Vice President JD Vance, meanwhile, warned that the administration might extend its purge of federal workers if the shutdown lasts more than a few days.
> 
> The moves made clear that Trump would carry out his threat to take advantage of the shutdown to punish his political opponents and extend his control over the $7 trillion federal budget, established by the U.S. Constitution as the domain of Congress.

[The felon’s too cheap to pay an American to do a job in America for America.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/everyone-pointing-1-lazy-thing-162032466.html)

> [@](#):
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> It’s no secret that [Donald Trump](https://www.buzzfeed.com/tag/donald-trump) and his administration have been [accused](https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/trump-ai-generated-medbed) of using AI to push announcements, campaigns, and [conspiracy theories](https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/politics/trump-ai-medbed-conspiracy-theory) online.
> 
> Well, they might be back at it again. Recently, the Department of Labor tweeted this image as a way of encouraging Americans to use [apprenticeship.gov](https://www.apprenticeship.gov/) — a platform that promises to “connect career seekers, employers, and education partners with apprenticeship resources.”
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> Along with the “Make America Skilled Again” logo, the image features a strong-chinned white guy standing in front of a construction site.
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> Of the 7.6 million people to view the image, commenters largely harped on the same point:
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> “‘make america skilled again!’” one user quoted the ad in response. “used ai imagery bc they don’t wanna pay someone with actual skill to create art.”

[Co-conspirator Vance says he’ll stop being racist if a Black man ends the government shutdown.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/jd-vance-promises-hakeem-jeffries-180450143.html)

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> Vice President **JD Vance** assured House Minority Leader **Hakeem Jeffries** (D-NY) — and the nation — that “the sombrero memes will stop” if he ends the government shutdown that began at midnight on Wednesday during a White House press briefing that afternoon.

And why has he been posting the racist videos in the first place? (The **bolding** is mine.)

> [@](#):
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> “You’ve said that you’re interested in good faith negotiations with these leaders, but you know, what message does that send? Is it helpful to post pictures of Leader Jeffries in a sombrero if you’re trying to have good faith talks with him?” asked the reporter
> 
> **“Oh, I think it’s funny! The president’s joking, and we’re having a good time.**

This entire clusterfuck of a so-called administration is not only children, they’re racist, stupid children.

[And the felon’s favorite racist stunt is back to the SCOTUS.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-birthright-citizenship-fight-heads-150037552.html)

> [@](#):
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> Lawyers for President Donald Trump asked the [Supreme Court](https://www.foxnews.com/category/politics/judiciary/supreme-court) last week to review the legality of his executive order ending birthright citizenship — a high-profile and controversial order that, if enacted, would have profound impacts on the lives of millions of Americans and lawful U.S. residents.
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> It would also mark the second time in less than a year that the Supreme Court would review the order, at least technically.
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> Trump administration officials view the order as a key component of his hard-line immigration agenda, which has become a defining feature of Trump’s second White House term. Opponents have argued that the effort is unconstitutional and “unprecedented,” and would impact some 150,000 children in the U.S. who are born annually to parents of non-citizens.

[At least one court’s not having the felon’s bullshit.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/judge-removes-trump-appointed-nevada-032436083.html)

> [@](#):
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> A judge ruled Tuesday that the top federal prosecutor in Nevada is not serving legally in the role — marking the second time that a judge has partially sidelined one of the Trump administration’s prosecutors.
> 
> Sigal Chattah was named interim U.S. attorney for the district of Nevada in March, a temporary appointment that’s legally limited to 120 days. But in July, shortly before that time limit ran out, the Justice Department shifted Chattah to a different job that would allow her to serve as acting U.S. attorney — a separate role that would still let Chattah lead the office.
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> A group of four criminal defendants argued that this maneuver resulted in Chattah serving as acting U.S. attorney for Nevada illegally. In a ruling Tuesday, U.S. District Judge David Campbell sided with the defendants and barred Chattah from supervising their cases. He declined to dismiss their indictments altogether.
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> Under the Federal Vacancies Reform Act, if the position of U.S. attorney — a Senate-confirmed post that oversees prosecutions in a court district — becomes vacant, it is supposed to be filled automatically by the first assistant U.S. attorney, who is typically a top career prosecutor. Campbell ruled Tuesday that the Justice Department wasn’t legally allowed to shift Chattah to the role of first assistant U.S. attorney in order to have her take on the acting job.
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> “The Court cannot accept the government’s assertion that the Attorney General has power to designate anyone she chooses as first assistant and have that person become the acting U.S. Attorney,” the judge wrote in a 32-page ruling. “The [Federal Vacancies Reform Act] was enacted to put an end to precisely such Executive actions.”

Summation: No more shell games.

[The felon melts down in the Oval Office when corrected on his other bullshit.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-snaps-cbs-white-house-174935446.html)

> [@](#):
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> President **Donald Trump** snapped at a reporter in the Oval Office on Tuesday, boasting that “I have a bigger heart than you do” during a tense exchange.
> 
> The bizarre moment came when CBS’s senior White House correspondent **Weijia Jiang** challenged Trump on health care subsidies for illegal immigrants after Trump and his top health advisers [unveiled](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/pro-maga-reporter-asks-trump-173034698.html) their initiative to lower [prescription drug prices](https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/trump-announce-deal-pfizer-lower-drug-prices-rcna234679).
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> “So when an illegal person comes in, a person who came into our country illegally, therefore breaking the law,” Trump said. “And look, we all have a big hearts. I have a bigger heart than you do. They’re all breaking the law and coming into the country.”
> 
> As Trump uttered the words, Dr. **Mehmet Oz** could be seen nodding in approval as he stood behind the president.
> 
> Read the exchange here:
> 
> > WEIJIA JIANG: Mr. President, undocumented immigrants are not eligible for the health care subsidies the Democrats are demanding. So can you clarify, what are you talking about when you say Democrats want to protect their health care?
> > 
> > PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: So when an illegal person comes in, a person who came into our country illegally, therefore breaking the law. And look, we all have a big hearts. I have a bigger heart than you do. They’re all breaking the law and coming into the country.

Is it petty of me to point out the felon has been convicted of breaking the law, committing thirty-four felonies to be exact?

[A judge quoted his wife while blasting the felon.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/judge-quotes-wife-ruling-against-190022150.html)

> [@](#):
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> A federal judge invoked his wife in issuing [another scathing ruling](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/judge-finds-trump-policy-targeting-174851759.html) against President Trump’s second-term agenda Tuesday, this time concerning efforts to deport students who participated in pro-Palestinian advocacy.
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> “He seems to be winning. He ignores everything and keeps bullying ahead,” U.S. District Judge William Young’s wife said.
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> The judge [wrote](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mad.282460/gov.uscourts.mad.282460.261.0_1.pdf) that he doesn’t discuss pending cases with his wife, and she made the comment in a different context. Still, Young over several pages detailed why he agreed, saying the quote “perfectly captures” Trump’s public persona.
> 
> “The Constitution, our civil laws, regulations, mores, customs, practices, courtesies — all of it; the President simply ignores it all when he takes it into his head to act,” Young wrote.

Respecting one’s wife? Nah, there’s no way the felon’s going to be able to process that.

[Is it the Witching Hour? I’m finding myself in agreement with Toady Johnson.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/mike-johnson-makes-dire-prediction-142623689.html) (The **bolding** is mine and it’s the only point of agreement with said lickspittle.)

> [@](#):
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> Speaker of the House [Mike Johnson](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/mike-johnson) warned Fox News viewers that [Democrats](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/democrats) would likely attempt to impeach President Donald Trump if they reclaim Congress in the 2026 [midterms](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/midterms), as he seeks to blame his opposing party [for the government shutdown.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/government-shutdown-2025-live-trump-spending-bill-b2836780.html)
> 
> Shortly before the parties’ bitter battle over funding led to a shutdown on Tuesday, Johnson [told Fox News host](https://www.foxnews.com/video/6380456610112) Laura Ingraham that he was confident Republicans could maintain control of the [House of Representatives](https://www.independent.co.uk/topic/house-of-representatives) in the midterms.
> 
> “We’re going to win the midterms, absolutely,” Johnson confidently stated, despite Democrats blaming Republicans for refusing to negotiate with them on terms of a [now-failed temporary funding bill](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/senate-democrats-vote-shut-down-232721039.html), called a continuing resolution.
> 
> “We’re going to have a big victory and I think we can expand that majority so we can keep going. We have to give President Trump four years and not two,” Johnson said.
> 
> **The speaker of the House then warned, “Imagine if the Democrats took over the House? They’d impeach [Trump].”**

[More on the Garcia case.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/doj-seeks-postpone-deadlines-abrego-195727345.html)

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> An immigration judge on Wednesday denied a motion filed by [Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s](https://abcnews.go.com/US/timeline-wrongful-deportation-kilmar-abrego-garcia-el-salvador/story?id=120803843) attorneys to reopen his immigration case, according to a copy of the decision obtained by ABC News.
> 
> In the emergency motion [filed in August](https://abcnews.go.com/US/abrego-garcias-attorneys-blast-government-unilaterally-rearresting/story?id=124991217) to reopen the case, attorneys for the wrongly deported Abrego Garcia argued that because he was deported to El Salvador and then brought back to the United States, he is now eligible to apply for asylum within one year of his last entry into the U.S.
> 
> But in the order filed on Wednesday, Regional Deputy Chief Immigration Judge Philip Taylor said that Abrego Garcia’s motion to reopen his motion to seek asylum is “untimely” because he filed the motion nearly six years after his immigration proceedings – beyond the 90-day deadline required.
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> Judge Taylor also concluded there is “insufficient evidence” that the Department of Homeland Security has decided to remove Abrego Garcia to [Uganda](https://abcnews.go.com/US/costa-rica-accept-abrego-garcia-conclusion-criminal-sentence/story?id=124897725), [Eswatini](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-administration-warns-deport-kilmar-abrego-garcia-el/story?id=125302355), or any other third country, after the DHS sent Abrego Garcia’s attorneys a notice in August saying the agency may deport their client to Uganda.
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> “The word ‘may’ is permissive and indicates to the Court that in sending this notification to Respondent’s counsel, the Department sought to convey that it reserved the right to remove him to Uganda, not necessarily that it intended to do so, that it had decided to do so, or that it would do so imminently,” Judge Taylor said.
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> The immigration judge also said that evidence Abrego Garcia provided in his motion arguing for protection due to his fear that he will be tortured or killed by the Salvadoran government because he’s been labeled an MS-13 gang member is “insufficient.”

Read the article for the full coverage of this latest miscarriage of justice.

[Hey, something good came out of the mass military adulation meeting. Now we know what _beardo_ means.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/people-cant-believe-pete-hegseth-131330912.html)

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> Pete Hegseth [spoke for](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BA5EwsR_rI) 45 minutes in front of some of the nation’s most powerful military leaders on Tuesday.
> 
> He called for [no more](https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/gavin-newsom-responding-to-no-fat-troops?origin=web-hf) fat soldiers, [talked about](https://x.com/Acyn/status/1973010314930401781) political correctness, and [told](https://x.com/atrupar/status/1973000810180026697) our enemies to “FAFO.”
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> He also came for “beardos.”
> 
> “And that’s why today, at my direction, the era of unprofessional appearance is over. No more beardos,” he said.
> 
> “The era of rampant and ridiculous shaving profiles is done.”

So what’s a beardo?

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> beardo
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> A weirdo with a beard.

Doesn’t co-conspirator Vance have a beard? And Vance is hands down (but make sure you put some surgical gloves on first) weird.

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