# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 11, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068 "2024-11-11T06:19:24Z")\
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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> So would that make Vance Bubbles?

I was all for the idea until this frightening yet apt suggestion.

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Trump did not place his hand on the Bible when he took his oath of office.

> **[Trump doesn't place hand on Bible during swearing-in](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-inauguration-hand-bible-swearing-in/story?id=117897715)**
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> President Donald Trump didn't place his hand on the Bible as he took the oath of office on Monday.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> Trump did not place his hand on the Bible when he took his oath of office.

I wouldn’t either. But I assume he meant to and just fucked it up.

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**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/864 "2025-01-20T20:55:27Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> Trump did not place his hand on the Bible when he took his oath of office.

He put it behind his back, with his fingers crossed?

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**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/865 "2025-01-20T21:08:29Z")

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Let’s just file that in the “Stuff that if a Democrat did it would have the right howling but is fine when Trump does it” bin.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/866 "2025-01-20T21:09:55Z")

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We’re going to need a bigger bin.

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> We’re going to need a bigger bin. -

The hell with a bin, we’ll need the Grand Canyon.

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**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/868 "2025-01-20T21:17:31Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> But I assume he meant to and just fucked it up.

I think it was more of a concern about it bursting into flames and I believe one of his latest grifts is selling “special edition” Inauguration Bibles. It would be a bad look.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/869 "2025-01-20T21:39:22Z")

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It appears DJT is going to attempt to erase those he hates. The WH just ordered Gen. Milley’s portrait be removed from the Pentagon.

So childish, petty and disrespectful.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/870 "2025-01-20T21:57:26Z")

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He didn’t want to catch on fire.

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**Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/871 "2025-01-20T22:23:10Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> I think it was more of a concern about it bursting into flames and I believe one of his latest grifts is selling “special edition” Inauguration Bibles. It would be a bad look.

“It hurts us, it hurts us. It freezes, it bites! Antifa twisted it, curse them! Nasty cruel Democrats!”

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> [@abcdefghij](#):
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> Nasty cruel Democrats!

Democratses.

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> Trump did not place his hand on the Bible when he took his oath of office.
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> [Trump doesn't place hand on Bible during swearing-in - ABC News](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-inauguration-hand-bible-swearing-in/story?id=117897715)

Maybe it wasn’t HIS Bible?

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Maybe he was fi ~~n~~ guring out where to grab it.

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**Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-1/1010068/875 "2025-01-21T01:22:08Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> Trump did not place his hand on the Bible when he took his oath of office.
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> [Trump doesn't place hand on Bible during swearing-in - ABC News](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-inauguration-hand-bible-swearing-in/story?id=117897715)

It’s mildly reminiscent of [The Coronation of Napoleon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronation_of_Napoleon) where that worthy placed his crown on his own head as a way to symbolize the non-reliance of his reign on any other power, spiritual or temporal (other than the people, who had confirmed his empire in a constitutional referendum).

The use of a Bible in U.S. inaugurations goes back to Washington; it is not specified in the Constitution (though the oath is), but rather symbolizes the telling of truth by the person swearing (the analogue is the oath to tell the truth as a witness in court). The symbolism of _not_ placing the hand on the Bible is that Trump is implicitly giving himself, and only himself, as the standard by which his swearing of the oath is true or false.

Buckle up, folks! Only 1460 more days (and 16 hours) of this.

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> The symbolism of _not_ placing the hand on the Bible is that Trump is implicitly giving himself, and only himself, as the standard by which his swearing of the oath is true or false.

You assume Trump is capable of understanding symbolism.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> So apparently it’ll be a gatekeeper for the Northwest Passage, forgetting that waterway is Canadian. Oh! I forgot his idol wants to make Canada part of the United States.

Maybe that’s why he wants Greenland, so as to have Canada surrounded-- Alaska in the west; Greenland in the east.

Or maybe just to have more Arctic wilderness in which to mine and drill.

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According to his Wikipedia article, Enrique Tarrio has been fully pardoned.

He’s going to pardon them all.

I won’t be surprised if he orders the Mint to issue a commemorative $10 gold coin to honor the “patriots”. Or if he has a monument to them built on the Mall.

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> [@Baker](#):
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> He didn’t want to catch on fire.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ba_apMZ2lS8/hqdefault.jpg "God doesn't like Nazis (Raiders of the Lost Ark - Ark Burn Scene)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_apMZ2lS8)

Stranger

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> **[Withdrawing The United States From The World Health Organization – The White...](https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/withdrawing-the-united-states-from-the-worldhealth-organization/)**
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> WITHDRAWING THE UNITED STATES FROM THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION  By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the

The Mango Mussolini in action.

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