# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/181 "2025-12-05T15:50:48Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> AIUI, cocaine is not particularly lethal. Presumably, all of our lives were saved because the destroyed cocaine would have fueled mobs of coke heads killing us to get money to buy more cocaine.

Cocaine _can_ induce psychosis, leading to delusions, hallucinations, paranoia, and so on.

My grandparents in the 80s were brutally attacked and almost died from a man who had turned homicidal from his cocaine habit. They survived, but only just barely (both had their throats cut).

That being said, the actual number of incidents like that must be pretty rare. From what I can determine, overdose tends to be the greatest danger from cocaine use. Here is a chart from the CDC showing overdose deaths for various drugs going back to 1999.

[![](https://nida.nih.gov/sites/default/files/images/fig2-2025.jpg) ](https://nida.nih.gov/sites/default/files/images/fig2-2025.jpg)

It has been rising fairly steadily since about 2012, and in 2023 was almost to 30,000 deaths.

Of course, that’s a far cry from Noem’s ridiculous “hundreds of millions”, and who knows how many people would have had overdoses from just the amount of drugs destroyed in these sea attacks.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/182 "2025-12-05T16:12:32Z")

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Looks like Heroin started actually _saving_ lives in 2023.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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You can’t spell “heroin” without “hero”!

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That is exactly the **[origin of the word](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroin#History)**:

> The head of Bayer’s research department reputedly coined the drug’s new name of “heroin”, based on the German _heroisch_ which means “heroic, strong” (from the ancient Greek word “heros, ήρως”). Bayer scientists were not the first to make heroin, but their scientists discovered ways to make it, and Bayer led the commercialization of heroin.

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Looks like Heroin started actually _saving_ lives in 2023.

That is an optical illusion, the heroin line just fell below the antidepressant line, which looks almost flat. The zero line is the fine grey line.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/185 "2025-12-05T16:48:54Z")

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The strong drop in heroin deaths in recent years is interesting. I wonder if it’s that at this point pretty much all heroine is cut with fentanyl so it counts as a fentanyl death.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/186 "2025-12-05T17:32:15Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> According to here he also prevented hurricanes. I don’t know what drugs she is doing, but, it ain’t cocaine

Cocaine is widely known, colloquially, as “blow.”

I rest my case.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> The strong drop in heroin deaths in recent years is interesting. I wonder if it’s that at this point pretty much all heroine is cut with fentanyl so it counts as a fentanyl death.

Look at the surging gray line that happens to surge around the time heroin is dropping. Yes, I would say that most of the current ODs from opioids are attributed to fentanyl since that is what folks are buying these days, no matter the labeling.

Edit to add: No guessing. The gray line is “primarily IMF”: Illicitly manufactured fentanyl. Reading glasses are useful at times 🤓

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/188 "2025-12-05T17:53:14Z")

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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> Your nasal passages can only take so much snorting

AIUI, Pacino permanently damaged his nasal passages by snorting too much of the aforesaid Hollywood prop coke.

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/189 "2025-12-05T19:26:01Z")

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I did not know that! Method actor all the way!

Also a bit of a disclaimer: It likely is quite possible to go into cardiac arrest with just snorting big fat lines for a long period. Just like with alcohol, you can die of alcohol poisoning (or even drinking too much water). If you have an 8-ball (1/8 oz) and are doing it all, to quote Steely Dan’s “The Royal Scam”

> By the blackened wall he does it all  
> He thinks he’s died and gone to heaven

The mighty trump has saved them all.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/190 "2025-12-05T20:05:05Z")

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“I hear Colombia, the country of Colombia, is making cocaine. They have cocaine manufacturing plants, OK? And then they sell us their cocaine. We appreciate that very much.”

> **[Trump said 'we appreciate' that Colombia sells cocaine to the US](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-colombia-cocaine-us/)**
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> It was not clear what the president meant when he made the statement during a Cabinet meeting.

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_“It was not clear what the president meant when he made the statement…”_

Said every report on everything that comes out of his Face Anus.

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“I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America!”

[![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreie2hmw6qjr7mbiegwvdorlswm6bsfmot7szqyyk7e3aevmpnshmyi@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreie2hmw6qjr7mbiegwvdorlswm6bsfmot7szqyyk7e3aevmpnshmyi@jpeg)

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/193 "2025-12-05T20:23:39Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> > [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> > Except mashed potatoes.
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> I know the Mr. Potato Head thing bugs him for some reason

> [@Broomstick](#):
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> According to Mary Trump who wrote _Too Much and Never Enough_ the “poor behavior” started in childhood.

[The Legendary Mashed Potato Story](https://www.marytrump.org/p/the-legendary-mashed-potato-story)

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/194 "2025-12-05T20:26:37Z")

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I see a tariff coming!

Invest in Bolivian Marching Powder!

Argentina is good. And they have beef. And are getting $40 billion. Brazil can destroy their rain forests. I think Chile is shaped all wrong.

They should all be like Belize (pronounced wrong). Who doesn’t like Belize (pronounced wrong)?

And most people don’t know, none of them make syrup. Not the good Canadian syrup. And then there’s Ant..antre.. you know, the one south of Chile, which I don’t like. _listens to aid_ Antarctica. With the Penguins.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> “I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America!”

Which manufacturers “Have long wanted to do”? Who was stopping them? Why did they need Trump’s “approval” to do this? The problem with tiny cars is that not enough people in North America wanted them. That’s finally changing, but it’s got nothing to do with Trump.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/196 "2025-12-05T20:32:17Z")

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Is this shithead just doing an impromptu Friday blabber-conference? I am totally not watching yet this thread is going all over the place just like the guy who passed that man-woman-tv test.

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> [@Coriolanus](#):
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> Is this shithead just doing an impromptu Friday blabber-conference?

FIFA event where they made up a “FIFA Peace Prize” to give him and he tested out his standup routine.

[![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreic5uhhsjr5nr3gkl5duu7msqmg4qbdrjsfmefdijugyklemttemgi@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/bafkreic5uhhsjr5nr3gkl5duu7msqmg4qbdrjsfmefdijugyklemttemgi@jpeg)

> **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3m7b2ldluzn2x)**
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> Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have...

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Australia has lots of “kick the ball and score” sports.

They call American NFL “Gridiron” which is cool. Many take Super Bowl _Monday_ off to watch it (summer-time)

“Soccer” as a name was (almost sure) originally British.

Not many people know this, but you’re not allowed to use your hands in Soccer. Only the goalie, who wears giant oven mitts.

The USA is hosting some of the World Cup with America’s hat and the filthy Mexicans. They can call it football, yet we’ll call it soccer. I have a bet with Putin, you know Vladimir Putin? His team won their first game (they got out of the group stage, which was unexpected. Then they beat Spain on penalties and lost to Croatia in the quarterfinals on penalty kicks. They kept Crimea) I bet him Ukraine that the USA will win it all,

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Nm…….

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And just to be clear, all this stuff about Columbia and tiny cars was said at some FIFA event?

He surely knows how to kick the ball from the rough onto the green.

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