# The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298 "2025-12-01T20:32:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2541 "2026-02-19T21:09:06Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> I don’t know; why would he want to? If he doesn’t like the US then supporting Trump makes more sense. I would suspect that any scandalous material he has is going to be aimed at the US political & business class in general, not Trump, he’ll want Trump to stay in charge as long as possible.
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> I am reminded of how Osama bin Laden periodically released videos whenever Bush’s poll numbers flagged, in (according to the CIA) a successful attempt to get Bush’s poll numbers up and re-elect him. The Ayatollah is more likely to help Trump than hinder him.

I would have to disagree with you on that. W was great for bin Laden’s recruitment. Khamenei doesn’t need recruitment. He needs Iran to not be nuked. With 45 in charge, there is a non-zero chance Iran will be attacked. I think he really would like to get 45 and Netanyahu out.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2542 "2026-02-19T22:07:30Z")

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Trump apparently thinks the Senate can use a filibuster to PASS legislation, which is either the dumbest thing he’s ever said, or proof that the dementia is becoming unmanageable.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HBi_dhlbgAAhy4u?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HBi_dhlbgAAhy4u?format=jpg&name=large)

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2543 "2026-02-19T22:16:55Z")

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Trump has stated he’s going to take 10 Billion dollars from taxpayers to give it to his “Board of Peace”

A board chaired by Trump, who appears to have the ultimate decision making power — and who directs where the money is dispersed.

It’s a slush fund with no check or balances. Will Congress approve? Do they even have any say anymore?

[Trump says US committing $10 billion to Board of Peace](https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/trump-says-us-committing-10-billion-to-board-of-peace/ar-AA1WGbVv?ocid=BingNewsSerp)

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2544 "2026-02-19T22:34:39Z")

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Why should travel get a mail in vote exemption?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2545 "2026-02-19T22:34:51Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump falls asleep on camera - again

“Board of peace”? Yeah, right. It should be “Bored of peace”.

Why didn’t Doocy ask him this?

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> Classified information? Really? Which classified information? Perhaps those in your bathroom in Florida?

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Will Congress approve? Do they even have any say anymore?

Of course they do. Provided they say “Yes” to him.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2546 "2026-02-19T23:00:14Z")

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Trump on the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping: “Arglebargle! Pacemaker! Hum bing pow pow pow!”

> <https://x.com/atrupar/status/2024577341263925525>

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2547 "2026-02-19T23:27:40Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump apparently thinks the Senate can use a filibuster to PASS legislation, which is either the dumbest thing he’s ever said, or proof that the dementia is becoming unmanageable.

It sounds a lot like his infatuation with tariffs. He just sees something that can theoretically be used to coerce people, and doesn’t consider how they _actually_ work. And so tries to use them in wholly inappropriate and self-defeating ways.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2026, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2548 "2026-02-19T23:33:22Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> …which is either the dumbest thing he’s ever said, or proof that the dementia is becoming unmanageable.

Why not both?

🤔

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2549 "2026-02-20T00:04:28Z")

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[Tan the Conman is going to war.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/article/is-trump-about-to-go-to-war-with-iran-204654148.html)

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> Trump seems to be moving forward on two tracks at once. Yes, he’s pursuing a diplomatic deal to curb Iran’s nuclear program. But he’s also pressuring Tehran to meet his terms by surging U.S. military forces to the region — forces he says he’s prepared to deploy if diplomacy falls short.
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> “So now we may have to take it a step further, or we may not,” Trump said on Thursday. “You’re gonna be finding out over the next, probably, 10 days.”

10 days, two weeks. I really think I owe the maga voters a major apology. They always said they needed someone who can run the government like a business. Well, we have one now. One who runs the government like an illegal business.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2550 "2026-02-20T00:46:07Z")

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How far away do you have to go to qualify for “travel”? Is going around the corner to fetch cigarettes far enough? Only if you don’t come back, perhaps? Or is if you go visit your aunt three streets away for tea and cake sufficient? Or must it be out of the state? Abroad even? By plane, car, or train? Bicycle? Chinese EV?

Man, I am so sick of stupid!

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2551 "2026-02-20T01:01:58Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [Tan the Conman is going to war.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/article/is-trump-about-to-go-to-war-with-iran-204654148.html)
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> > [@](#):
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> > Trump seems to be moving forward on two tracks at once. Yes, he’s pursuing a diplomatic deal to curb Iran’s nuclear program. But he’s also pressuring Tehran to meet his terms by surging U.S. military forces to the region — forces he says he’s prepared to deploy if diplomacy falls short.

On Monday I had a jury trial. During jury selection we always ask people If they have a conflict. We also offer to let people speak privately at the bench if they don’t want to give an answer in front of everybody.

One guy comes up to the bench and tells the judge that he works at “Cent Com” and “we’re really busy right now” so he can’t miss work. The judge excused him from service.

My co-counsel and I looked at each other and asked “what does that mean!?”

Today co-counsel walked into my office. “Did you see the news? Cent Com is busy because we’re going to war with Iran.”

> **[United States Central Command](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Central_Command)**
>
> The United States Central Command (USCENTCOM or CENTCOM) is one of the eleven unified combatant commands of the U.S. Department of Defense. It was established in 1983, taking over the previous responsibilities of the Rapid Deployment Joint Task Force (RDJTF).
> Its area of responsibility (AOR) includes the Middle East (including Egypt in Africa), Central Asia and parts of South Asia. The command has been the main American presence in many military operations, including the Persian Gulf War's Op...

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2552 "2026-02-20T01:07:36Z")

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The stupid is flying fast today.

“I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. Someday I’m going to try. The fake news will say Trump wants to give himself the congressional medal”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2024603612123418718>

“Make America Great Again. It turns out to be rated by stupid people the number one phrase in the history of politics.”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2024615721133609135>

“Jon Ossoff—he’s a real stiff. You know what a stiff is? You don’t want people like that representing Georgia. Who would think that Georgia has a stiff.”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2024608371853217889>

“Jon Ossoff—I competed with him numerous times… He got involved with the senate race. I said he’s easy to beat.” (He was not, in fact, easy to beat.)

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2024608142395396216>

“I’ve won affordability.”

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/2024602084767637782>

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2553 "2026-02-20T02:17:25Z")

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[Trump says world has 10 days to see if Iran agrees deal or ‘bad things happen’](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86yjnw4x49o)

[UK has not given US permission to use RAF bases for Iran strikes](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj98egkl7l1o)

The USA can perform Trump’s fierce goals without the UK, even just landing and refueling. Yet the message here is clear: The UK is done with your shit and is not your poodle. It’s only over a fucking year since he became President again and he has completely cross-cut-shredded the “special relationship.”

And what’s with 10 days? Usually, it was always 2 weeks. Bad things are already happening. Do what you want to do, and let’s then ask every MAGA up for election if that’s a “good thing” because Europe for damn sure won’t be calling it that.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2554 "2026-02-20T03:53:47Z")

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I thought a stiff is a corpse. That he doesn’t know the difference between a stiff and a stiffie explains lots. I wouldn’t put stiffing a corpse past him either.

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**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2555 "2026-02-20T05:27:12Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I thought a stiff is a corpse.

[It has a lot of slang meanings.](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/stiff)

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> _Slang._
> 
> 1. a dead body; corpse.
> 2. a formal or priggish person.
> 3. a poor tipper; tightwad.
> 4. a drunk.
> 
> _Slang._
> 
> 1. a fellow.
> 
> > _lucky stiff; poor stiff._
> 
> 1. a tramp; hobo.
> 2. a laborer.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2556 "2026-02-20T05:34:44Z")

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> [@from Smapti's link](#):
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> “So aliens are real?” Doocy pressed.
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> “Well, I don’t know if they’re real or not,” Trump insisted. “I can tell you, he gave classified information. He’s not supposed to be doing that. He made a big mistake. He took it out of classified information. No, I don’t have an opinion on it. I never talked about it. A lot of people believe it.”

Not to be outdone by Obama, Trump will just declassify it all. He posted this tonight:

> [@](#):
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> Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters.

I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.

[![](https://unstuckpolitics.com/uploads/default/optimized/3X/e/d/ed5d9b3018ec0115da330725604f05a175b38ebd_2_998x1000.jpeg) ](https://unstuckpolitics.com/uploads/default/optimized/3X/e/d/ed5d9b3018ec0115da330725604f05a175b38ebd_2_998x1000.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2557 "2026-02-20T05:42:59Z")

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There is no way, no possible way that Trump wrote that.

How on earth would he know the phrase “à la” and how would he find the “accent grave” on the “à” on his stubby fingered keyboard?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2558 "2026-02-20T05:48:53Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Not to be outdone by Obama, Trump will just declassify it all.

Won’t this be like the third or fourth time he’s done that?

> [@scudsucker](#):
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> There is no way, no possible way that Trump wrote that.

He’s been dictating his tweets at least since 2024. Some poor stiff (see what I did there?) has to sit there with him at 1 in the morning while he rambles incoherently about whatever he just saw on TV and try to make an intelligible sentence out of it.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2559 "2026-02-20T05:51:21Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> has to sit there with him at 1 in the morning

Presumably it gives the unfortunate staffer something to do before they wipe his bottom and show him which way to his bed…

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**Post date:** [February 20, 2026, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-the-clusterfuck-continues-part-2/1025298/2560 "2026-02-20T06:04:08Z")

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That picture just looks like Owen Wilson.

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